;-)

welcome back :awinky:

No excuses...

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sounds like her to me...what a poor soul

sounds like her to me...what a poor soul [/b][/quote]
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"Greetings from Las Vegas"

I was told to send this message to you after viewing....

"Greetings from Las Vegas" [/b][/quote]
poor bitch never learned:
when you kick tiger in the ass-
you better have a plan how to deal with his teeths
;-)))

Did you buy me anything?

would you rather have a stinking T-Shirt or my ethernal love?
;-))))

would you rather have a stinking T-Shirt or my ethernal love?
;-)))) [/b][/quote]
love leads to complacency, never. a shirt will keep me warm, love will strip me of all.

love leads to complacency, never. a shirt will keep me warm, love will strip me of all. [/b][/quote]
...I'd rather love you
;-)

I love when you are stripped
;-))))

poor bitch never learned:
when you kick tiger in the ass-
you better have a plan how to deal with his teeths
;-))) [/b][/quote]
I can already hear the rhetoric.....

They they they socially engineered that poor woman into talking just like me...

or...

Thats my aunt of course she sounds EXACTLY like me!

Im only sorry that I havent got the footage of the Mitnick shrine.... it must have been in closet or something.

And really....she talks about all of us being fat....at least I dont have to lean against the door jam to stand up.

There is hope for the world though!
Lee Noga has come out of retirement!!!!

Welcome back Serge

Hope you and Susan had a great trip

Meat,
we taking MikeW to Paris this winter....will you join us like you did in Amsterdam?
;-)))

Hmmm Paris...

Well i would always love to join u on your travels, however I hate fucking parisians:(

i find them extreemely arrogant people, if you dont speak french they treat u like shit:(

if u were heading out of paris i would love to join you tho, even the country french hate the parisians:)

welcome back Serge...we've missed you here B)

Meat, we got to Paris by accident, our plane was delayed 7 hours, so we took bus/taxis and went on the rampage....I ALWAYS promissed Sue to show Paris
;-)

I REALLY fell in love with paris (I hated it befopre)
1) lots of new signs in English
2) lots of new gilded statues on roof tops,
3) EVERYBODY we spoke to were eager to understandn my French I know 3 words of and were very helpful,
including even taxi drivers.

Parisiens today take our money with smile instead of the usual FUCK YOU!
;-))))

Welcome home Serge. How did everything fair while you were gone?

We got 5-8 inches of rain yesterday. Flash flooding in alot of areas.

I still nedd to get out and survey the damage.

we did it this morning...NOTHING serious , thnaks to our friends and family memebrs:
MikeW, Forrest, Anthony,
and we are bracing for the rest of them.

so far, I ONLY found that one of the banks fucked me while I was gone reducing MM rate from 2.5 to .75
fuckin' bankers!

we did it this morning...NOTHING serious , thnaks to our friends and family memebrs:
MikeW, Forrest, Anthony,
and we are bracing for the rest of them.

so far, I ONLY found that one of the banks fucked me while I was gone reducing MM rate from 2.5 to .75
fuckin' bankers! [/b][/quote]
Those bastards. They have no respect for the elderly living on a fixed income. ;-))

Looks like two more are on the way. You may want to leave everything the way it is.

I have not heard from Peaches since yesterday afternoon. I may have to go check on her.

Those bastards. They have no respect for the elderly living on a fixed income. ;-))

Looks like two more are on the way. You may want to leave everything the way it is.

I have not heard from Peaches since yesterday afternoon. I may have to go check on her. [/b][/quote]
please do! if her big ass served as a sail and she is now in Kansas, that be a REAL tragedy!!!!!
;-)))

Meat,
we taking MikeW to Paris this winter....will you join us like you did in Amsterdam?
;-))) [/b][/quote]
Serge,

Welcome back home!!! Sonia will be glad to see you, I think she finally had enough of me hehehe.

Paris sounds interesting! .. I guess I should start planning for it now huh? ;-))))

:bjump: :purpdance: :cdance: :bdance:

Heya Serge. Hope the trip was great!

"Parisiens today take our money with smile instead of the usual FUCK YOU!
;-)))) "

Hehe - Ain't that the truth. Although I have feeling that they are still saying FUCK YOU after they take your money!

Serge,

Welcome back home!!! Sonia will be glad to see you, I think she finally had enough of me hehehe.

Paris sounds interesting! .. I guess I should start planning for it now huh? ;-))))

:bjump: :purpdance: :cdance: :bdance: [/b][/quote]
Mike, she is probably jelous of your other bit...I mean woman
;-))))

see you today, mano and YES, we'll take her of your hands and YES, check if she is still a virgin!

Start planing for about March, like we did Amsterdam, it won't be cold by than
;-)))

Jesse, whatever they say behind my back - DON'T CARE!,
as I don't care what was thinking of me the tour director who didn't get a penny in tips for his LOUSY service for 2 weeks!
;-)))

please do! if her big ass served as a sail and she is now in Kansas, that be a REAL tragedy!!!!!
;-))) [/b][/quote]
Peaches update. She has been without power since 6pm last night but all is well. Her rain gauge showed 9 inches.

She may be venturing this way if she starts to develop BO that she can't handle!

Peaches, we love you and miss you, BOTH of you,
you and your ass!
;-))))

Welcome Back!

Welcome back my friends
To the show that never ends


Good to hear you had an excellent trip, also glad to hear your home is well

Whens the pics coming? (see I am a greedy bastard, I want to see ... or am I a voyeur .. or both)

Welcome home.. glad you have a home to come back to. Mother Nature appears to have it in for Florida this year.

Anthony,
the dinner is on Sunday, 6:30 pm, can you make it?

Vick, it wasn't excellent...we went with a lousy company and had a lousy tour director,
pics are developed as we speak and I'll go over in details when I post them over the weekend.

how you been?

florida had it good for way too long
;-)))

Anthony,
the dinner is on Sunday, 6:30 pm, can you make it? [/b][/quote]
Absolutely can make it.

Let me know where, and I'll be there with bells and whistles on.

:)

Absolutely can make it.

Let me know where, and I'll be there with bells and whistles on.

:) [/b][/quote]
Anthony,
we'll get together at the house first and either go out or stay inside.
The house looks absolutelly gorgeous with shutters on, almost like a true dungeon...few thousand feet large.
;-)))

Anthony,
we'll get together at the house first and either go out or stay inside.
The house looks absolutelly gorgeous with shutters on, almost like a true dungeon...few thousand feet large.
;-))) [/b][/quote]
Have a drink for me guys :)

Have a drink for me guys :) [/b][/quote]
Absinthe, red or...BOTH?
;_))))

No absinthe!!!!!

There always seems to be some ...errr...incident with absinthe.

;-))

Vomitting...

Vomitting... [/b][/quote]
if thats the only incident you have been involved in on absinthe , you are a lucky lucky bastard.

Oh you lucky bastard!!!!

;-)))

Vick, it wasn't excellent...we went with a lousy company and had a lousy tour director,
pics are developed as we speak and I'll go over in details when I post them over the weekend.

how you been? [/b][/quote]
Serge, very sorry to hear that ;-(

You could have threw the company over and fucked the tour director ..... oh wait um ... ;-)))

From the way you said the French took $ without fuck you I hoped it was an excellent trip - either way I hoped it was a good trip

Can't wait to see the pics and hear the details anyway


Things are good for me, it is Renaissance Festival season here for me so it's a lot of fun

I'll jinx it by saying but, I have my new Renaissance Festival female companion (like most every year) -

I'll even do a Grogan
She's 5' 9", redhead, green eyes (both of them) and great cheekbones .... and can drink and dine well ..... and will be 21 October 9, 2004
ah another heartbreak in the making ;-)

Vick, give us life feed and we'll throw our collective wisdom to prevent it!
;-)))

Anthony

If you are only going to wear bells and whistles to Serge and Sue's can you please go by the way of the neighbors

- you know the one's who lawn was fountain practice :lol:

Anthony

If you are only going to wear bells and whistles to Serge and Sue's can you please go by the way of the neighbors

- you know the one's who lawn was fountain practice :lol: [/b][/quote]
hahahahha, Vick, pissing on neighbor's lawn is an after activity, NOT before
;-)))

good memory, mate!
;_)))

if thats the only incident you have been involved in on absinthe , you are a lucky lucky bastard.

Oh you lucky bastard!!!!

;-))) [/b][/quote]
Yah no shit.

me and nick usually ended up with one sock of the others and no recollection on how it happened.

Absinthe is evil.

hahahahha, Vick, pissing on neighbor's lawn is an after activity, NOT before
;-)))

good memory, mate!
;_))) [/b][/quote]
LOL!

Which neighbor? I personally don't like the one directly across. Always gives me the shifty eye. At any time, I expect him to start yelling, "Why didn't you do my rose bushes the way I asked you?"

Serge just meeting the new girl (Chrissy) is an interesting story
Let me try to make it short

First day of ren fair, well into my cups, see a beautifully, erotic, tall redhead in a peasant blouse, jeans and sunglasses
Walk past to get a rear view and I'm smitten, had to make sure it wasn't beer goggles so I walk around the fair to get the view again

Takes an hour for me to make it back and as I do she's getting up
Not wanting to be a stupid drunk I manage to tell her she is the most incredibly erotic being I've seen
We speak a moment and leave it at that


Second week of the fair I see a redhead in a green ren fair type gown, we exchange glances and speak for a moment, some guy comes up and starts cockblocking, thinking maybe it's her boyfriend so I take my leave

We see each other later the same day, start speaking and the same thing happens with the cock blocking guy, I take my leave again

Third time same day - I finally give her my business card (the one I set on fire before handing out so she can call) cockblock guy is almost beside himself


then I go to the fair again last Sunday (I almost never go Sunday) guess who I see sitting alone - the red-haired beauty with the green gown,
we have a few drinks, talk literature, life and other assorted things,
goes well so I ask her to dinner somewhere I know close. She accepts (turns out cockblock guy was a friend of a girlfriend of hers and just being an ass)

We have such a great time at dinner it takes us about 2 hours to finish

At dinner she makes a revelation - she was the girl from the first week in the peasant blouse, jeans and sunglasses - I'm thrilled and feeling incredibly stupid at the same time

We stop for a drink after dinner, more good interesting conversation

by the time I get her home her room mate comes running out of the house with phone in hand saying "everyone's been looking all over for you, your mother's called the police and they are looking for you"

I'm shitting a brick with that being the first thing I hear, well all was well that ended well

We've been chatting on the phone occasionally

We go out for drinks last night, I take her to a place that has the best steamed shrimp in town

She excuses herself to the ladies room, before she goes I ask her what she is wearing under her pants, she says underwear. I slip her a package under the table (I had hidden in the back of my pants/shirt) and tell her she could put them on and we would be the only one who knew and it would be amazingly sexy

She returns wearing a pair of black thigh highs :) under her pants

We're going out again tomorrow

hey it's a long story but a pretty good one
Just call me grogan JR :agrin:

Vick, the uts will never understand the beauty and pleasure of the chase!

Good job, mano!

You dirty little perv.

Thanks for a great idea!

way to go vick, I thought you were married?


did you do your magic act for her? watch me make my pants disappear?

Serge - I take that as a great compliment from you
We more experienced gentleman know (sometimes)
"It's not the kill, it's the thrill of the chase"


Ant - feel free to use that anytime, I owe ya one :awinky:
Try to do it toward the end of the evening so she won't have to pull the thigh highs up too much if you're walking around, it is a very sexy move when you do it unexpectedly :) and you two have a sexy secret to share while out
As you know make sure to get the bandits (the kind that stay up by themselves
Use that bit and ..... well :agrin:


Steve - I've been divorced for over a year, still share a house with my ex wife (we split in the house in half) as it was the best thing for our son
Pretty much getting to the end of that chapter as we are slowly getting the house ready to sell this fall/winter

No magic on dates, pretty much a rule
The illusionist in me another facet of my personality