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Peaches 09-15-2004 11:23 AM

On the news now, she's not going appeal, she's going to serve her time.

She'll write a book about it and make millions.

Nickatilynx 09-15-2004 11:33 AM

Go to prison and make a few million too .

Martha's Stock up 6%

gonzo 09-15-2004 11:46 AM

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kath 09-15-2004 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches@Sep 15 2004, 07:24 AM
On the news now, she's not going appeal, she's going to serve her time.

She'll write a book about it and make millions.

You're probably very right... she learned how to take everyday household crap and make millions from it, why NOT in prison? Hell - some of those guys can make some pretty cool things from *actual* crap - she could start a whole new prison arts & crafts trend!

<_<

On one hand I'm surprised that she'll be doing her time - most celebs get out of stuff like murder, this seems like nothing when compared - but on the other, she seems resigned to play martyr... she WILL make something out of this, guaranteed!

SykkBoy 09-15-2004 01:46 PM

Martha goes to jail
OJ still gets to play golf


oh well, at least Martha will make millions writing a book afterwards while OJ continues to pitch his Punk'd style television show....

VooMan 09-15-2004 02:18 PM

I can picture Martha getting back on television once she is out of prison:

I am wearing is a 100% cotton jumpsuit, now available in the Martha Stewart Collection. On today's show, we are going to make soup for 2,000 people, and I will show you how to make a shiv out of a toothbrush.

Grump 09-15-2004 10:23 PM

Why wait to do the TV show? I can see it now... a new "reality show" featuring Martha.. The Cellmate! Prisoners could audition to be her bitch :)

Could be on the air in a few weeks, and November sweeps are coming soon.

All I need now is a catch phrase like Trump has with "you're fired" and I can sell it and be rich!! LOL

kath 09-16-2004 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grump@Sep 15 2004, 06:24 PM
Why wait to do the TV show? I can see it now... a new "reality show" featuring Martha.. The Cellmate! Prisoners could audition to be her bitch :)

Could be on the air in a few weeks, and November sweeps are coming soon.

All I need now is a catch phrase like Trump has with "you're fired" and I can sell it and be rich!! LOL

They still run her show on the Food Network in the afternoons... anyone caught that recently? I love the opening credits... there's Martha in her blue "prison issue" shirt stirring a soup pot big enough to feed the whole cellblock... LMAO

Seriously... they outta consider taking out that bit at least. :yowsa:

JR 09-16-2004 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy@Sep 15 2004, 09:47 AM
Martha goes to jail
OJ still gets to play golf


oh well, at least Martha will make millions writing a book afterwards while OJ continues to pitch his Punk'd style television show....

don't forget that he is also very busy looking for the *real* killer(s)

iamkathi 09-16-2004 02:40 PM

I heard her attorney said he would still pursue the appeal. And she said the main reason she wanted to go into prison now was..... she wanted to be out in time to plant a spring garden.


How will we survive Halloween without Martha to do the show on making jack-o-lanterns and pumpkin soup???

Thank goodness for reruns and the Food Network.

Martha will survive and prosper.

JR 09-16-2004 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iamkathi@Sep 16 2004, 10:41 AM
I heard her attorney said he would still pursue the appeal. And she said the main reason she wanted to go into prison now was..... she wanted to be out in time to plant a spring garden.

haha. i bet that was a new one for the judge!

Cleo 09-16-2004 03:57 PM

I know that I for one will feel much safer knowing that she is behind bars.




Another fine example of our tax dollars being wasted.

SykkBoy 09-16-2004 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by JR+Sep 16 2004, 02:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JR @ Sep 16 2004, 02:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-iamkathi@Sep 16 2004, 10:41 AM
I heard her attorney said he would still pursue the appeal. And she said the main reason she wanted to go into prison now was..... she wanted to be out in time to plant a spring garden.

haha. i bet that was a new one for the judge! [/b][/quote]
maybe it was planned to become part of an insanity plea?

Winetalk.com 09-17-2004 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches@Sep 15 2004, 10:24 AM
On the news now, she's not going appeal, she's going to serve her time.

She'll write a book about it and make millions.

she won't be alone soon
;-)))

http://www.ftc.gov/

PeerPatrick 09-17-2004 12:03 PM

If i was a female, i'd do some white collar crime in the same state, confess, go to Martha's prision and make her my girl. Can you imagine how nice my cell will look with some tasteful curtains, wall hangings and knick-knacks. I'm thinking Fall colors would work best with the fluorescent lighting.

pushpills 09-17-2004 05:28 PM

I think she wants to go to jail now, win her appeal, and then be like "look what they framed me for" and get some sympathy.




EDIT: Whooops, the spelling police have been here.

Winetalk.com 09-17-2004 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills@Sep 17 2004, 04:29 PM
I think she wants to go to jail now, win her appeal, and then be like "look what they framed me for" and get some sympothy.
sympothy?????

I feel like a spelling GIANT here
;-)))

who needs AMERICAN high school education????????

;-)))

pushpills 09-17-2004 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Sep 17 2004, 05:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Sep 17 2004, 05:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Sep 17 2004, 04:29 PM
I think she wants to go to jail now, win her appeal, and then be like "look what they framed me for" and get some sympothy.
sympothy?????

I feel like a spelling GIANT here
;-)))

who needs AMERICAN high school education????????

;-))) [/b][/quote]
you've never misspelled a word you never use?


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