So you think you've figured out how to speak GonZo? Here's a short pop quiz for ya...

1) What does "wool factor" mean?

2) Where does one find "evil eggs" and why are they evil?

3) What is "yoo stew"?

All complete and total guesses:

1. Something to do with a woman, her nunu and a razor (or rather lack thereof)

2. Not sure where to find them, but I would ASSume it means you share them with others through a lower orafice about an hour after eating

3. I'm not sure I want to know......... :unsure:

1. Whether or not he's wearing any underwear at a given time.

2. These are the Easter eggs that were hidden but never found. I've heard that if you stumble on one in his yard and it breaks open, you'll know why he calls them Evil.

3. Short for You Stupid Bitch, something I am trying to break him from saying to his mother so often.

OMG!! Nunu???? And let me guess the male version would be a MooMoo? Correct? Your the second person I have ever known who used that term... that is wild.. I haven't heard that term in probably 15 years.

OMG!! Nunu???? And let me guess the male version would be a MooMoo? Correct? Your the second person I have ever known who used that term... that is wild.. I haven't heard that term in probably 15 years. [/b][/quote]
No, fool - the man has a weenie. Learn Southern women lingo, would ya? :P

No, fool - the man has a weenie. Learn Southern women lingo, would ya? :P [/b][/quote]

I dated a girl in high school (Texas) that use to call it a MooMoo and a NuNu.. I thought she was the only person in the world to do that.. then I run into you.

Not all southern women have your lingo.. my wife is from North Carolina and hadn't heard it.. maybe its a Georgia thang. :nyanya:

hopefully the wedding is not in "gonzo" i wouldn't know what i was agreeing too

1. Whether or not he's wearing any underwear at a given time.

2. These are the Easter eggs that were hidden but never found. I've heard that if you stumble on one in his yard and it breaks open, you'll know why he calls them Evil.

3. Short for You Stupid Bitch, something I am trying to break him from saying to his mother so often. [/b][/quote]
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

:biglaugh:

I'd say 1) is how hairy and 2) is after egg farts but number 3 has me stumped

After 6 months of daily conversations, I still respond at least once per week with wtf is ___________ ?????????? :biglaugh:

All you need to remember to say is 'Yes Sir' and it will be all ok!

Yall are sorta kinda close on the evil eggs but still nowhere near. Maybe I outta offer a prize?

I actually thought a few people might get closer than that.

I think I need to write "GonZo for Dummies".

I actually thought a few people might get closer than that.

I think I need to write "GonZo for Dummies". [/b][/quote]
Ill autograph a copy for that cheap bastard Brad "little weasel" Tukhman Shaw. He still dont get it. Im enjoying reading him whine about the decay of his exit traffic revenue, his lame ass knock offs of Oprano Plus and Pickem...all while sucking the cock of Hooper,Wiseman and Pimpdog at once.

The Truth Hurts.