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Mike AI 07-11-2004 12:15 AM

Do not waste your money to see the movie. Infact, I would not waste your time even when it comes out on HBO!

My IQ dropped a few points after leaving the theater!!

:blink:

norutrat 07-11-2004 12:18 AM

:unsure: Anchorman ?

NickPapageorgio 07-11-2004 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by norutrat@Jul 10 2004, 08:19 PM
:unsure: Anchorman ?
Yeah Will Ferrell's new abomination. Thanks for the heads up Mike :)

JoesHO 07-11-2004 12:44 AM

Yeah... I was gonna wait for the DVD on this one, thanks for the tip Mike...

Almighty Colin 07-11-2004 07:31 AM

Agreed.

Jim 07-11-2004 10:25 AM

Mike.. ithinkmy IQ just dropped...just HEARING about you going to this movie!

dumber by association! :lol:

Mike AI 07-11-2004 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jim@Jul 11 2004, 09:26 AM
Mike.. ithinkmy IQ just dropped...just HEARING about you going to this movie!

dumber by association! :lol:


If I watched
that movie
again I would
end up
posting like
this for the
rest of my
life and think
that Howard
Stern was
God.

JoesHO 07-11-2004 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI+Jul 11 2004, 07:21 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike AI @ Jul 11 2004, 07:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Jim@Jul 11 2004, 09:26 AM
Mike.. ithinkmy IQ just dropped...just HEARING about you going to this movie!

dumber by association! :lol:


If I watched
that movie
again I would
end up
posting like
this for the
rest of my
life and think
that Howard
Stern was
God. [/b][/quote]
haha and here all this time I thought Brad "little weasel" Tukhman Shaw was god.... at least that is waht I keep hearing from his reporters.... <_<

MissMinaBBW 07-11-2004 11:52 AM

I thought the previews looked like shit. Besides I think Will Ferrell sucks. Not funny at all IMO.Thanks Mike that just solidified it. I'm not a big fan of Will Smith but I think his new movie coming out looks REAL good. I forget what it's called. Anyone see the trailers yet?

Winetalk.com 07-11-2004 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MissMinaBBW@Jul 11 2004, 10:53 AM
I thought the previews looked like shit. Besides I think Will Ferrell sucks. Not funny at all IMO.Thanks Mike that just solidified it. I'm not a big fan of Will Smith but I think his new movie coming out looks REAL good. I forget what it's called. Anyone see the trailers yet?
I, Robot, I thin k
;-)

Peaches 07-11-2004 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Jul 11 2004, 11:56 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Jul 11 2004, 11:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MissMinaBBW@Jul 11 2004, 10:53 AM
I thought the previews looked like shit. Besides I think Will Ferrell sucks. Not funny at all IMO.Thanks Mike that just solidified it. I'm not a big fan of Will Smith but I think his new movie coming out looks REAL good. I forget what it's called. Anyone see the trailers yet?
I, Robot, I thin k
;-) [/b][/quote]
Correct.

I saw Dodgeball and even though I thought it was going to suck, I actually really enjoyed it - lots of very clever crude humor B)

I also LOVE Will Ferrell but will probably wait for the DVD.

pushpills 07-11-2004 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Jul 10 2004, 10:16 PM
Do not waste your money to see the movie. Infact, I would not waste your time even when it comes out on HBO!

My IQ dropped a few points after leaving the theater!!

:blink:

hey, i said cheeseball blockbuster. its worth a few laughs, most are cheasy ones.


our theatre has beer, a weclome adition to most "films" made of recent.

JoesHO 07-11-2004 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills+Jul 11 2004, 08:42 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Jul 11 2004, 08:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Mike AI@Jul 10 2004, 10:16 PM
Do not waste your money to see the movie. Infact, I would not waste your time even when it comes out on HBO!

My IQ dropped a few points after leaving the theater!!

:blink:

hey, i said cheeseball blockbuster. its worth a few laughs, most are cheasy ones.


our theatre has beer, a weclome adition to most "films" made of recent. [/b][/quote]
wait till the legalize weed, then maybe that one has a chance, but I doubt it even then....
Look for it to leave theaters, and hit the rental stores inside of 45 days my guess!

SykkBoy 07-11-2004 02:21 PM

I actually liked "Anchorman".
I guess you just have to be a Will Ferrell fan and enjoy his style of humor.

JoesHO1, you're quite wrong as it did $28 million this weekend, coming in second to Spider-Man 2 but kicking ass all over that putrid looking shitburger "King Arthur" (3 $100 million dollar flops in the same calendar year...how does Michael Eisner still have a job? Maybe he has the secret Walt Disney Sex Loops?

chodadog 07-11-2004 02:34 PM

All my buddies want to go see Arthur tommorrow night. Bah. I reckon it's going to be shit, but we'll go to the pub afterwards and i just really want to get stuck into some guinness.

JR 07-11-2004 03:07 PM

I liked King Arthur. I would watch it again.

Mike AI 07-11-2004 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy@Jul 11 2004, 01:22 PM
I actually liked "Anchorman".
I guess you just have to be a Will Ferrell fan and enjoy his style of humor.

JoesHO1, you're quite wrong as it did $28 million this weekend, coming in second to Spider-Man 2 but kicking ass all over that putrid looking shitburger "King Arthur" (3 $100 million dollar flops in the same calendar year...how does Michael Eisner still have a job? Maybe he has the secret Walt Disney Sex Loops?

I like Will Farrel, I think he is one of the funniest guys from SNL - I like most of his movies. Anchorman was subpar for him.

SykkBoy 07-11-2004 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JR@Jul 11 2004, 02:08 PM
I liked King Arthur. I would watch it again.
King Arthur without Merlin? Isn't that sort of sacreligious?

Mike, sorry you didn't care for it. I found it hilarious. I think my wife needs to start posting on Oprano, she didn't care for it either ;-)

pushpills 07-11-2004 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI+Jul 11 2004, 05:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike AI @ Jul 11 2004, 05:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SykkBoy@Jul 11 2004, 01:22 PM
I actually liked "Anchorman".
I guess you just have to be a Will Ferrell fan and enjoy his style of humor.

JoesHO1, you're quite wrong as it did $28 million this weekend, coming in second to Spider-Man 2 but kicking ass all over that putrid looking shitburger "King Arthur" (3 $100 million dollar flops in the same calendar year...how does Michael Eisner still have a job? Maybe he has the secret Walt Disney Sex Loops?

I like Will Farrel, I think he is one of the funniest guys from SNL - I like most of his movies. Anchorman was subpar for him. [/b][/quote]
he's a really good comedic actor. see him in one of the strangers with candy episodes where he plays an indian education camp leader (I believe its feather in the storm)




don't blame me mike! my review included the words "cheeseball blockbuster"!!!!

and, like you did im sure, I was really like "you are all fools and i'm soo much better than you SCUMbags!" to the people laughing at the stupidest shit.



but there's more to a film than the dialog, but unfortunately, not REALLY in this case. my filmschooled girfriend got a few laughs like me, but, as me, branded is as the lower class appealing cheeseball blockbuster. (and we were both kinda waiting out the end of our vested interest....)



the fact is, money doesn't lie. a 30 mill budget film that grosses 30 mil the first weekend is bank in the eyes of the big name actors and all corporations involved.


there are great films in this world, but you also have to please the mass-bonehead-audience (some will call this flick their favorite movie).

bonehead joe 12 pack = $$$, I think we all know that.

grimm 07-11-2004 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Jul 11 2004, 07:56 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Jul 11 2004, 07:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MissMinaBBW@Jul 11 2004, 10:53 AM
I thought the previews looked like shit. Besides I think Will Ferrell sucks. Not funny at all IMO.Thanks Mike that just solidified it. I'm not a big fan of Will Smith but I think his new movie coming out looks REAL good. I forget what it's called. Anyone see the trailers yet?
I, Robot, I thin k
;-) [/b][/quote]
As in I, Robot by Isaac Asimov

grimm 07-11-2004 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy+Jul 11 2004, 05:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SykkBoy @ Jul 11 2004, 05:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JR@Jul 11 2004, 02:08 PM
I liked King Arthur. I would watch it again.
King Arthur without Merlin? Isn't that sort of sacreligious?

Mike, sorry you didn't care for it. I found it hilarious. I think my wife needs to start posting on Oprano, she didn't care for it either ;-) [/b][/quote]
Merlin is in it.


but from what i hear your time is better spent waxing your couch.


I will never see any of these stupid king arthur movies. I would much rather read the original texts, The Knight of the Cart, Sir Gawain and the Green Knight and such. the movies just fuck it up and make it cheesy.

SykkBoy 07-12-2004 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by grimm+Jul 11 2004, 10:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (grimm @ Jul 11 2004, 10:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy@Jul 11 2004, 05:52 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-JR
Quote:

@Jul 11 2004, 02:08 PM
I liked King Arthur. I would watch it again.


King Arthur without Merlin? Isn't that sort of sacreligious?

Mike, sorry you didn't care for it. I found it hilarious. I think my wife needs to start posting on Oprano, she didn't care for it either ;-)

Merlin is in it.


but from what i hear your time is better spent waxing your couch.


I will never see any of these stupid king arthur movies. I would much rather read the original texts, The Knight of the Cart, Sir Gawain and the Green Knight and such. the movies just fuck it up and make it cheesy. [/b][/quote]
Sorry, I was medicated when I posted, I meant "Merlin isn't in it doing magic"

SykkBoy 07-12-2004 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills+Jul 11 2004, 09:39 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Jul 11 2004, 09:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Jul 11 2004, 05:05 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-SykkBoy
Quote:

@Jul 11 2004, 01:22 PM
I actually liked "Anchorman".
I guess you just have to be a Will Ferrell fan and enjoy his style of humor.

JoesHO1, you're quite wrong as it did $28 million this weekend, coming in second to Spider-Man 2 but kicking ass all over that putrid looking shitburger "King Arthur" (3 $100 million dollar flops in the same calendar year...how does Michael Eisner still have a job? Maybe he has the secret Walt Disney Sex Loops?


I like Will Farrel, I think he is one of the funniest guys from SNL - I like most of his movies. Anchorman was subpar for him.

he's a really good comedic actor. see him in one of the strangers with candy episodes where he plays an indian education camp leader (I believe its feather in the storm)




don't blame me mike! my review included the words "cheeseball blockbuster"!!!!

and, like you did im sure, I was really like "you are all fools and i'm soo much better than you SCUMbags!" to the people laughing at the stupidest shit.



but there's more to a film than the dialog, but unfortunately, not REALLY in this case. my filmschooled girfriend got a few laughs like me, but, as me, branded is as the lower class appealing cheeseball blockbuster. (and we were both kinda waiting out the end of our vested interest....)



the fact is, money doesn't lie. a 30 mill budget film that grosses 30 mil the first weekend is bank in the eyes of the big name actors and all corporations involved.


there are great films in this world, but you also have to please the mass-bonehead-audience (some will call this flick their favorite movie).

bonehead joe 12 pack = $$$, I think we all know that. [/b][/quote]
so in your own little intellectual superiority dreams, which do you prefer
the works of Harmony Korine or Tim Ritter?
Eric Stanze or Werner Herzog?
HG Lewis or Ted V. Mikels?
Takeshi Miike or Pre-Lord Of The Rings Peter Jackson?
Ang Lee or Tsui Hark?

chodadog 07-12-2004 12:27 PM

I saw The Whole 10 Yards instead of Arthur. Hilarious. Highly recommend it. :D

kath 07-12-2004 03:10 PM

Don't waste your $$$ on the Terminal either... not sure if I bitched about it in here or not, but if Spielberg's idea was to make people feel like they were waiting in the airport for 9 months right along with Tom Hanks, then he did it. lol It was AGONIZING... Hanks did a good job with his character but even he couldn't save a boring, dead-ended plot... 2 hours of my life that I'll never get back...

We're going to see King Arthur tonight... thanks for the tip on the Anchorman... that was on the summer list...

:wnw:

*KK* 07-12-2004 03:12 PM

LOL, if you head downtown you can get the DVDs for 5 bucks each, sometimes before the movies come out. Then you can decide if you want to buy the good copy or not.

Peaches 07-12-2004 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *KK*@Jul 12 2004, 03:13 PM
LOL, if you head downtown you can get the DVDs for 5 bucks each, sometimes before the movies come out. Then you can decide if you want to buy the good copy or not.
You can see the movies themselves for $5 here :)

JR 07-12-2004 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy+Jul 11 2004, 05:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SykkBoy @ Jul 11 2004, 05:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JR@Jul 11 2004, 02:08 PM
I liked King Arthur. I would watch it again.
King Arthur without Merlin? Isn't that sort of sacreligious?

Mike, sorry you didn't care for it. I found it hilarious. I think my wife needs to start posting on Oprano, she didn't care for it either ;-) [/b][/quote]
Merlin was in it too. Just a more realistic portrayal of what/who he might have been.

*KK* 07-12-2004 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches+Jul 12 2004, 11:38 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Jul 12 2004, 11:38 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-*KK*@Jul 12 2004, 03:13 PM
LOL, if you head downtown you can get the DVDs for 5 bucks each, sometimes before the movies come out. Then you can decide if you want to buy the good copy or not.
You can see the movies themselves for $5 here :) [/b][/quote]
Can you pause them to smoke and go to the bathroom and not have to listen to people that wont shut up in front of you a week before the theaters get it? ;)

It's great I think, I have no problem buying a good copy of movies I like to get the better quality. I do have a problem sitting still in a movie theater tho...

Peaches 07-12-2004 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *KK*+Jul 12 2004, 05:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (*KK* @ Jul 12 2004, 05:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches@Jul 12 2004, 11:38 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-*KK*
Quote:

@Jul 12 2004, 03:13 PM
LOL, if you head downtown you can get the DVDs for 5 bucks each, sometimes before the movies come out. Then you can decide if you want to buy the good copy or not.


You can see the movies themselves for $5 here :)

Can you pause them to smoke and go to the bathroom and not have to listen to people that wont shut up in front of you a week before the theaters get it? ;)

It's great I think, I have no problem buying a good copy of movies I like to get the better quality. I do have a problem sitting still in a movie theater tho... [/b][/quote]
LOL, that's one of the reasons I don't like movie theaters :)

And all the times I've replayed something with the CC on so I can figure out what they said. Between DVD's and Tivo, I finally am able to grasp a lot more of what I watch :awinky:

SykkBoy 07-12-2004 05:47 PM

A lot of the movies I like never see the light of a projection booth...
they go straight to DVD anyways and are usually $5-10 when they do hit the street...


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