http://thebellyflop.com

This event should be very competitive and exciting!

Oh my!! :) That's going to be a LOT of fun.....to watch! :awinky:

So are professional belly floppers aloud in the competition?

http://www.gravett.org/pc/archives/moore-fatass-new.jpg

Thats a damned good idea!

Thats a damned good idea! [/b][/quote]
Gonzo we want you involved in this.

We need to have this event completely documented. I know JFK will handle photos, but we will need a video guy as well.

Gonzo we want you involved in this.

We need to have this event completely documented. I know JFK will handle photos, but we will need a video guy as well. [/b][/quote]
Yeah Mon , I will be there :rokk:

We will have some of the Hottest MCV's in florida too...
one of our MC's www.vanilladeville.com

You definitely need some Krispy Kremes there so people can get into training. :D

Very nice idea, Mike! I really do like it when people put on their thinking caps instead of doing the same old same old. :okthumb:

Thanks Drav, I hope you are going to particpate.

We may need to make weight classes to make this fair!

Weight classes are a must if you want to be fair. Lightweight, middleweight and heavyweight and then have a flop off between the winners of each weight class. You'd be surprised how good a flop a skinny guy can do it his heart is in it and he has masochistic tendancies.

But you don't really want Gonzo video taping, because he'd be your secret weapon. :gbounce:

Mike,

Was this inspired because of my Belly Flop performance at Hailey's Party?

I'll scan in a pic tomorrow that has me totally Horizontal above the water:-)

Oh, and I will win:-)

Sharky you were the inspiration - I think you have a good chance of winning!!!

Sharky you were the inspiration - I think you have a good chance of winning!!! [/b][/quote]
It's all about the heart and dedication to the art! As you saw, Hailey loves it when I do belly flops. I've had lots of practice!

Perhaps I should pick up a sponsor like the guys who streak during the soccer games.

Anyone wanna buy space on my back?

Perhaps Purecash.com ?

It's all about the heart and dedication to the art! As you saw, Hailey loves it when I do belly flops. I've had lots of practice!

Perhaps I should pick up a sponsor like the guys who streak during the soccer games.

Anyone wanna buy space on my back?

Perhaps Purecash.com ? [/b][/quote]


Sharky I think we can work on something!!

Sharky I think we can work on something!! [/b][/quote]
Let's do it!

Remember, for the right sponsor, I will show ass crack for free!

Woohoo!! Sharky's asscrack with a PC advertisement on it :) You two better not be teasing me! <_<

Woohoo!! Sharky's asscrack with a PC advertisement on it :) You two better not be teasing me! <_< [/b][/quote]
Maybe you can get the WEG boys to part with some dough for a proper advertisement.

Maybe Purecash and WEG.. we can use the asscrack to seperate the property!

Mike, you want a full production on this? LMK :-)

Alex

Explain to me what you are thinking.....

If its really juicy e-mail me :D michael at oprano dot com

How about beer bongs ( the ones you drank in college, not the smoking kind!)

with some nice hostess holding them for you while you drink poolside?

I think I could be easily coerced to enter this.

My chest hair is thicker than a shag pile so I have a natural anti-pain advantage. Not that pain has ever stopped me before from doing stupid things.

BIG money required to buy "sig space" shaved into my chest :)

"Sleeve" sponsor on right butt cheek opposite the Bart Simpson tattoo on the left.

CuriousToyBoy in speedos.

Better still, how much for me NOT to enter?

:blink:

with mike from candid, sleezy, virtumike, and aaronm you might what to move it to the atlantic so we have some pool water left

Werent all those dude in your room in Atlanta trying to make a booty call and coerce you with doughnuts?

OMG - MikeAI - absolutely BRILLIANT!!!!

Perfect follow up to the Krispy Kremes.....

I bow to the feet of a brilliant marketing plan.....

A damned good idea! I agree. Pure marketing genius.

I would SO rule this thing if i were going to hollywood
450lbs
6 foot tall
can you say SPL-fucking-ASH!!!


spaz :matey:

You qualify for the FFN's.....Vegas?

You qualify for the FFN's.....Vegas? [/b][/quote]
Vegas for sure Gonzo, I have already been told I will be attending the winter show so its on then
FFN4L
heh heh


spaz :matey:

JoesHO is the early on crowd favorite, so get your bets in, I bet two kreme filled, to you one glazed I finish HIGHer than you do LOL

Hmm. ON the other board you said Jman was the early on crowd favorite, now you say it's you!

I'm beginning to think the crowd you speak of is in your own head!

:lol:

Bring it on!

Werent all those dude in your room in Atlanta trying to make a booty call and coerce you with doughnuts? [/b][/quote]
u were there too

Hmm. ON the other board you said Jman was the early on crowd favorite, now you say it's you!

I'm beginning to think the crowd you speak of is in your own head!

:lol:

Bring it on! [/b][/quote]



:lol: :lol:

u were there too [/b][/quote]
Yes but I was there for the movie discussion.

Hmm. ON the other board you said Jman was the early on crowd favorite, now you say it's you!

I'm beginning to think the crowd you speak of is in your own head!

:lol:

Bring it on! [/b][/quote]
Looks like you are edging out JMan on the other board, you are close, and I am on your taill LOL

Remember I am back there too, when you make your approach for your first flop attempt.... I will be watching closely...... :ph34r:

Looks like you are edging out JMan on the other board, you are close, and I am on your taill LOL

Remember I am back there too, when you make your approach for your first flop attempt.... I will be watching closely...... :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
I'm hoping this will be like the slam dunk competition where we will have 3 chances to impress the judges. You never know which technique the judges will really like.

I'm hoping this will be like the slam dunk competition where we will have 3 chances to impress the judges. You never know which technique the judges will really like. [/b][/quote]
I agree, a minimum of three, rounds of scoring, just like in those strong man competitons on ESPN

Sounds like someone has been bribing the Fat Fucking Nobodies promotions department.

Creative bunch they are...and cheap too. You just have to keep 'em jacked up on Krispy Kreme doughnuts and Starbucks frappucino.

I am going to practice in the tub now.. since I will be a FFN I think I can handle this !

Thanks Drav, I hope you are going to particpate. [/b][/quote]
Still up in the air if I'm going. Personal/family reasons. But if I do make it, I'll be happy to join in, Mike!

hehe Meanwhile, as I continue to put off exercise or dieting, I can now tell people my big pot belly is purposeful training for this event! B)

Do we get to jump off the upper deck?

We are in consultation with the hotel now, we are working out details.

Howevevr, I can safely say they would not be happy with people flopping off the upper deck.

Mike...

Obviously they never jumped off the bluffs into creek as a kid... I can just hear the 'pop' now... lol

Side mounts only will count, points will be deducted for recklessness...

Creativity is one thing, Foolishness is another LOL

Side mounts only will count, points will be deducted for recklessness...

Creativity is one thing, Foolishness is another LOL [/b][/quote]
The 1 1/4 gainer is quite creative when executed from proper height... foolish would be trying to copy it without knowing the ancient hillbilly creek diving techniques... lol

The 1 1/4 gainer is quite creative when executed from proper height... foolish would be trying to copy it without knowing the ancient hillbilly creek diving techniques... lol [/b][/quote]
I get my technique from the rock quarries near Indiana University

Whoop whoop... quaries are cool (literally...lol)... Dad runs one just about a mile from where I grew up. They drained and cut back the main pit though, 1/2 a ridge I used to hunt on is now highways and fill... sigh...

Yeah, sometimes what they Deem Progress, can be a real set back!!!!!