Retirement Planning Advice


If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price,
you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan

(this was passed in email from a friend of mine.....too logical not to share...
:yowsa: )

How can i put this succinctly........

hmmmmmmm

switch your fucking icq on you bastard!!!!!

lol , yeah I think that'll do.

;-))))



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Jun 10 2004, 10:11 AM

I would if I could....

I am not at home and I left the laptop in my living room....

Let me see if I can grab an install copy here real quick and throw it on...

I am downloading the icq install pack from my server right this second...

looks like it will about 5 minutes or so on the download...

I will hit you as soon as I have it loaded and up.

Ahhhh the uses of Oprano. :)

Technick is trying to get in touch with you is all :)

I am installed and up and in touch with tn right now....

so please............ Get Off Of MY FUCKING CASE !!!! (dammit......... :yowsa: )

Did didums wake up on the wrong side of bed and is all cranky?

;-)))))

lololol....

nopers... actually, I had to deal with a 22 year old daughter and her concept of "emergency".

She calls at 1:30 in the morning from a friends house crying and telling me that she thinks she has a broken foot. I asked her what she did to it, did she bang it into something ? No, did she drop something on it ?, No, did she jump or fall or anything?, no... Ok sweetie, why do you think it's broken ?... Because it hurts real bad...

So, I get talking to her and it turns out that it started hurting Monday night, it hurt more Tuesday and it hurt like all hell Wednesday and Thursday at 1:30 in the morning she decides it is an emergency and she wants Daddy to fix it for her........... Of course, she went to work Wednesday and partied Wednesday night and it wasn't until everything she wanted to get done was done that it became an emergency.

So, I dealt with that last night and then dealt with getting her into the bone doctor this morning... Turns out he thinks it's Gout (I didn't even know Gout still existed)..

So Dad was the hero but the little Missy got to hear an earful or two from the hero before it was all fucking done....

So, I didn't get started on any work until 1:00pm this afternoon which means I am playing fucking catch up all over the place....

:)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

lololol....

nopers... actually, I had to deal with a 22 year old daughter and her concept of "emergency".

She calls at 1:30 in the morning from a friends house crying and telling me that she thinks she has a broken foot. I asked her what she did to it, did she bang it into something ? No, did she drop something on it ?, No, did she jump or fall or anything?, no... Ok sweetie, why do you think it's broken ?... Because it hurts real bad...

So, I get talking to her and it turns out that it started hurting Monday night, it hurt more Tuesday and it hurt like all hell Wednesday and Thursday at 1:30 in the morning she decides it is an emergency and she wants Daddy to fix it for her........... Of course, she went to work Wednesday and partied Wednesday night and it wasn't until everything she wanted to get done was done that it became an emergency.

So, I dealt with that last night and then dealt with getting her into the bone doctor this morning... Turns out he thinks it's Gout (I didn't even know Gout still existed)..

So Dad was the hero but the little Missy got to hear an earful or two from the hero before it was all fucking done....

So, I didn't get started on any work until 1:00pm this afternoon which means I am playing fucking catch up all over the place....

:)[/b][/quote]
diddums needs a nap.


































ahahahahahahahaha I am such a shit! LOL

lololol....

nopers... actually, I had to deal with a 22 year old daughter and her concept of "emergency".

She calls at 1:30 in the morning from a friends house crying and telling me that she thinks she has a broken foot. I asked her what she did to it, did she bang it into something ? No, did she drop something on it ?, No, did she jump or fall or anything?, no... Ok sweetie, why do you think it's broken ?... Because it hurts real bad...

So, I get talking to her and it turns out that it started hurting Monday night, it hurt more Tuesday and it hurt like all hell Wednesday and Thursday at 1:30 in the morning she decides it is an emergency and she wants Daddy to fix it for her........... Of course, she went to work Wednesday and partied Wednesday night and it wasn't until everything she wanted to get done was done that it became an emergency.

So, I dealt with that last night and then dealt with getting her into the bone doctor this morning... Turns out he thinks it's Gout (I didn't even know Gout still existed)..

So Dad was the hero but the little Missy got to hear an earful or two from the hero before it was all fucking done....

So, I didn't get started on any work until 1:00pm this afternoon which means I am playing fucking catch up all over the place....

:)[/b][/quote]
I feel her pain. I had that problem years ago.

The pain was unbearable. Funniest thing in the office was me walking in with one shoe on and a slipper on the other foot.

Now that I think of it, I also had friends who thought it hilarious to see how fast I hobbled away as they tried to kick my big toe.

Needless to say, I don't miss it one bit. Pass on my condolences to your daughter, those little crystals hurt like Hell! :zoinks:



Last edited by Anthony at Jun 10 2004, 09:29 PM

I resemble that remark!!! ;)

I prefered the games of "This Little Piggy" when you had yr foot up .......ahahahahahahaha

"This little piggy got twisted..
This little piggy got flicked...
This little piggy got pulled right back.... ""

yup....

good times
good times

;-)))

You would think after the first 3 times of getting the gout I would at least look it up to see what I could do to stop it from forming.

Almost 2 years and counting of being gout free! :)

You would think after the first 3 times of getting the gout I would at least look it up to see what I could do to stop it from forming.

Almost 2 years and counting of being gout free! :)[/b][/quote]
Assuming you have normal kidney function, it's usually diet. Too much meat, and not enough dairy.