NEW ROUND OF FAKE FIGHTS ANTICIPATED AT INTERNEXT

Hollywood, FL – Internext, the world’s largest adult internet/audiotext tradeshow, hosts among its wide array of networking webmasters the world’s largest selection of backed-out-of fighting in the Western Hemisphere.

“We’re always excited for the event,” Internext spokesperson Corey Feldman said. “All year the webmasters are bagging on each other, stirring up drama and spreading false rumors about each other so they can culminate to a boiling point here… then it kind of simmers down immediately and everyone pretends to be friends. It’s quite the spectacle!”

Over 200 contestants are expected to enter the Internext ring come this August, yet none of them are actually expected to engage in any kind of physical confrontation with one another. The competitors have been training all year, and by training, we mean sitting in front of a computer all day, eating pizza, and making fun of newbies on message boards. Most competitors go through a rigorous regiment of thorough masturbation and ego building weeks before the event in August.

“I can hardly wait for Florida,” webmaster and fake fight contestant Jared Blauenthal exclaimed. “I have about seven different bouts lined up for the first night, and I don’t plan on following through with any of them!”

I always laugh my tits off at the false drama....

99.9% of the shit stirrers don't have the cajones OR the ability to follow through.

There is one guy, who for the minute shall remain nameless, the owner of one of the BIG guys, who was the first to rip me off in this biz when I was a struggling free site and TGP webmaster many moons ago, who will get belted by me on principle if I actually get to meet him.

Just once mind you, because I intend doing it in front of a LOT of people to make the point underscored.

I have A&B charges in plenty of places, adding Dade County to the list is no skin off my nose.

Don't bother asking me who it is, you will all know soon enough in August if I get my long-awaited opportunity.

:matey:

theres a half dozen or so people who claimed they are going to punch me in the face when they see me.

i'm looking forward to it, maybe it'll take the crook OUT of my nose. :biglaugh:

I'm going to have a fistfight with all of my GFY alter egos...it'll be an insane battle royale......

Ever since the first show in Orlando there have been threats of fights on the boards, and once the would-be combatants meet in person they normal spend the rest of the night at the bar drinking.

Many partnerships and busniess relationships have been started with "fights" on the boards.

I haven't seen you fighting on the boards with your present relationships....

There's only one person in this business I'd ever really truly throw a punch at, but they'll never show up to a show....

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Where can I buy tickets for that one?

It will be a beauty :D

And dude, I won't be straightening your nose - you seem like a pretty good fella, but I have been wrong before!!!

:nyanya:

Cory and I are having a catfight in San Diego to see who wins as the #1 girl at WEG :)

I am a lover not a fighter.. :D

OK, I'm gonna follow that logic....

Serge, I'm comin' after you....

Mike, watch your back dude...

Gonzo, you're toast brother...

CJ already fights with me, so I'm 1 of 4 already!!

Woo-hoo !!

:rolleyes: :blink: :yowsa: :agrin:

I am a lover not a fighter : )

Webmasters are fighting at shows all the time...

Fighting to justify booth costs...
Fighting to be noticed...
Hell, are whole rooms dedicated to those fighting for air/trying to pull head outta asses.

Some people have even brought bodyguards to shows. :wankit:

Drav,

Don't talk about Dave like that... Fay is much more than just a bodyguard!

Good one, Mark! :)

Good one, Mark! :)[/b][/quote]
Best ones always occur when nobody around to appreciate them... lol

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Where can I buy tickets for that one?

It will be a beauty :D

And dude, I won't be straightening your nose - you seem like a pretty good fella, but I have been wrong before!!!

:nyanya:[/b][/quote]
I hear nasty rumors of myself being a righteous dude, but you can't believe everything you read on the Internet

Sure... NOW you tell me after I bought these pills and pumps!

I hear nasty rumors of myself being a righteous dude, but you can't believe everything you read on the Internet[/b][/quote]
I believe nothing of what I hear and only half of what I read.

But until proven to the contrary, your nose stays bent.

:yowsa: :agrin: :biglaugh:

from behind????

good way to go!
you won't have assault charges, just a battery
;-))))

(If you don't wear condom,
it could be aggrevated battery with a deadly weapon
;-)))

from behind????

good way to go!
you won't have assault charges, just a battery
;-))))

(If you don't wear condom,
it could be aggrevated battery with a deadly weapon
;-)))[/b][/quote]
Nah mate, you'll ALWAYS see me comin'

And with my "weapon" it could HARDLY be considered a deadly weapon and the only aggravation it would cause would hardly be noticed!

:moon: :zoinks: :groucho: :groucho:

:agrin: :agrin:
Aw c'mon guys, this one was really fuckin' funny!
Self-deprecating humor rules :okthumb:

Didn't you see my reply to Pills 3 posts up?

I thought it was pretty damn funny too!

:agrin:

:agrin: :agrin:
Aw c'mon guys, this one was really fuckin' funny!
Self-deprecating humor rules :okthumb:[/b][/quote]
awww shucks :awinky:

They're all talk. Hell, i'd probably just be takling shit if i also made threats of physical violence, which is why i just wouldn't do it. Makes you look like a right spastic when you don't follow through.

Damn straight.

There are a LOT of spaz's in this biz with that logic!! :purpdance:

How did the old saying go?

Actions speak louder than words

:rokk:

I'm challenging MikeW to a star trek style fight
full costume

Only if it has that music when Kirk had to fight Spok to the death. (i think)

Only if it has that music when Kirk had to fight Spok to the death. (i think)[/b][/quote]

Well then... let's get it on!

The Kirk-Spock Freaky Fight music...

Only two questions remain.

Which one gets to wear the croc suit? And can the other one fabricate a cannon from the trinkets given away at the sponsor booths? :P

Well then... let's get it on!

The Kirk-Spock Freaky Fight music...[/b][/quote]
Oh, it's on! haha.

Okay I'm converting my booth in to a boxing ring.... various forms of fighting will be available - swords, sticks, food, boxing gloves, etc.

for a small fee and model release you too can pick your fight and actually have it out.

2 for me, both have made my wife cry..........
I am as a rule against any violence that involves me, been to jail for it, don't want to go back. to many scars already, but these two assholes would get a smack from me without a single word of warning.
good thing either they or i dont go to shows


spaz :matey:

I must be lucky, coz nobody has ever upset me enough to consider violence.

Drama = banner impressions.

Coming from one of the world's true gentlemen.. that's hardly surprising :)

Thank you Opti, you are very kind :)

But my self image is somewhat different.

If i was actually going, id whip all your asses, make you cry, then console you, then whip your asses again just to show you i amm not one to be fucked with, then id hold you and buy you a beer, but since im not. Ill say this anyone not here before 1998, ill snap you at the knees:)

hows that for violent furvor:)

but the ladies know im just a teddy beat, me, luther and mel...

call me the velvet hammer, my fine friends;(

Grimm

i got one between aaronm.

That's a mismatch....




....try not to hurt him too bad.

Make it for charity and sell seats.

I'm in.

:rokk:

That's a mismatch....




....try not to hurt him too bad.[/b][/quote]
haha me vs. butterbean