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cj 06-03-2004 10:03 PM

I need a picture of a scrotum that I can add to this picture to go with the caption 'Those aren't flaps!!'

http://www.privatecelebrity.com/cele...eat_miriam.gif

any assistance would be appreciated :awinky:

Peaches 06-03-2004 10:09 PM

I would like to make a suggestion that these pictures be emailed PRIVATELY to cj as I have a hard time talking to male co-workers once I've seen their scrotum.

Thank you for your consideration in this matter. :awinky:

cj 06-03-2004 10:11 PM

LMAO

For peaches sake, you don't have to photograph your own scrotum ... it can be someone else's!

Peaches 06-03-2004 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Jun 3 2004, 10:19 PM
LMAO

For peaches sake, you don't have to photograph your own scrotum ... it can be someone else's!

Damn. :(

(quietly putting camera away.........)

Opti 06-03-2004 10:14 PM

This thread is just asking for trouble :P

cj 06-03-2004 10:16 PM

LOL @ Peaches

Opti, this was the subject of my last icq to you just before you crashed :biglaugh:

Vick 06-03-2004 10:20 PM

Do you prefer shaved or hairy ....

... or maybe just neatly trimmed?

slavdogg 06-03-2004 10:26 PM

i can do that,
but i dont have a camera ;)

Hell Puppy 06-03-2004 10:34 PM

http://www.atlas-dermato.org/images2/kystescrot1.jpg

Hell Puppy 06-03-2004 10:36 PM

http://www.gsk.com/filariasis/images/lf17_scrotum.jpg

Hell Puppy 06-03-2004 10:37 PM

http://www.embbs.com/aem/photo/scrotum1.jpg

Richard N. Bush 06-03-2004 10:52 PM

Someone just *had* to give him an excuse to use those pictures... :barfon:

cj 06-03-2004 10:56 PM

LMFAO
Sorry richard :awinky:


ok, its Friday afternoon ... I'm having fun with scrotums & photoshop for the rest of the day :okthumb:

see what happens when lunch gets postponed lindsay :rolleyes:

RawAlex 06-03-2004 11:11 PM

cj, don't you have a picture of sykky's somewhere? :-)

Alex

cj 06-03-2004 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RawAlex@Jun 3 2004, 10:19 PM
cj, don't you have a picture of sykky's somewhere? :-)

Alex

yes but they weren't exactly ..... um ..... sagging (if ya know what i mean) :biglaugh:

Dravyk 06-04-2004 01:00 AM

CJ just wants to put eyes and a funny face on a pair of them in Photoshop and then give it a name. :o

Lisa 06-04-2004 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Jun 4 2004, 02:26 PM
yes but they weren't exactly ..... um ..... sagging (if ya know what i mean) :biglaugh:
Sykk's balls haven't dropped yet??? :blink:

CuriousToyBoy 06-04-2004 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Jun 4 2004, 01:04 PM
LMFAO
Sorry richard :awinky:


ok, its Friday afternoon ... I'm having fun with scrotums & photoshop for the rest of the day :okthumb:

see what happens when lunch gets postponed lindsay :rolleyes:

He he CJ.

Yep.

Have fun with your ball sacks.

:yowsa:

cj 06-04-2004 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dravyk@Jun 4 2004, 12:08 AM
CJ just wants to put eyes and a funny face on a pair of them in Photoshop and then give it a name. :o
we already did that :rolleyes:

http://adult.redhotgreetings.com/cards/penis_07.jpg

http://adult.redhotgreetings.com/free/penis

Lisa, I think they were ... um ... full :unsure:

i'm so over cutting out scrotums
i can't get it to look real
anyone fancy a photoshop challenge :groucho: where's JR when ya need him!!

Hell Puppy 06-04-2004 02:49 AM

Oh, so you want SAGGING balls, why didn't you say so? Here ya go...

http://www.monsternuts.com/gallery/v...s/v06/vct5.jpg

cj 06-04-2004 03:19 AM

*shaking head*

well, when you ask the question ........ LOL

Scrotum idea dismissed, but thank you everyone for the assistance - except you hellpuppy! ;-)))

final mini tour:
http://www.privatecelebrity.com/female_cel...brities/miriam/

XXXPhoto 06-04-2004 06:44 AM

Darn CJ, was going to ask ya if you still had Hunky Hubby access... lol

Peaches 06-04-2004 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Richard N. Bush@Jun 3 2004, 11:00 PM
Someone just *had* to give him an excuse to use those pictures... :barfon:
The simple fact that he has these pictures so readily accessible is frightening! :zoinks:

ocho-ocho 06-04-2004 08:48 AM

WTF are those pics? i wanna throw up....

TheEnforcer 06-04-2004 09:14 AM

AHHHH!! My eyes!! My eyes!!! :barfon:

SykkBoy 06-04-2004 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lisa+Jun 4 2004, 12:31 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lisa @ Jun 4 2004, 12:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--cj@Jun 4 2004, 02:26 PM
yes but they weren't exactly ..... um ..... sagging (if ya know what i mean) :biglaugh:
Sykk's balls haven't dropped yet??? :blink:[/b][/quote]
come to San Diegoand find out for yourself...or maybe I'll be nice enough to give you the personal tour in Florida if I'm able to make it ;-)

AM Jeff 06-04-2004 12:39 PM

This thread is wrong in so many ways.
:blink:

bpj 06-04-2004 01:14 PM

my insides hurt! lol
only on fuckin' Oprano! ;-)))

Peaches 06-04-2004 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bpj@Jun 4 2004, 01:22 PM
my insides hurt! lol
only on fuckin' Oprano! ;-)))

Go ahead, fess up, you sent your pictures privately to cj, didn't you??!! B)

bpj 06-04-2004 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches+Jun 4 2004, 12:35 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Jun 4 2004, 12:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--bpj@Jun 4 2004, 01:22 PM
my insides hurt! lol
only on fuckin' Oprano! ;-)))

Go ahead, fess up, you sent your pictures privately to cj, didn't you??!! B)[/b][/quote]
would you recognize them, if they showed up on her banner??? :yowsa:

Hell Puppy 06-04-2004 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches+Jun 4 2004, 07:04 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Jun 4 2004, 07:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Richard N. Bush@Jun 3 2004, 11:00 PM
Someone just *had* to give him an excuse to use those pictures... :barfon:
The simple fact that he has these pictures so readily accessible is frightening! :zoinks:[/b][/quote]
I've only been collecting for 20 years.

You're just lucky I dont have any way to readily read a 360K 5.25" floppy right now.

I have some that GonZo and Dickinbush may turn green thinking about just by me mentioning the filename: HB2A.GIF

Mike AI 06-04-2004 01:39 PM

A very disturbing thread for just getting up.....

:unsure:

Peaches 06-04-2004 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bpj+Jun 4 2004, 01:39 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bpj @ Jun 4 2004, 01:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -Peaches@Jun 4 2004, 12:35 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--bpj
Quote:

@Jun 4 2004, 01:22 PM
my insides hurt! lol
only on fuckin' Oprano! ;-)))


Go ahead, fess up, you sent your pictures privately to cj, didn't you??!! B)

would you recognize them, if they showed up on her banner??? :yowsa:[/b][/quote]
I'm not telling! :P

Peaches 06-04-2004 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hell Puppy@Jun 4 2004, 01:41 PM
I have some that GonZo and Dickinbush may turn green thinking about just by me mentioning the filename: HB2A.GIF
I need to learn to make myself stop using Google. :barfon:

Bishop 06-04-2004 04:20 PM

I'm not reading this thread.. I saw big glitter covered nuts and I'm just posting to say "WHAT THE FUCK!"

Why CJ? Why? haha... I gotta go find another thread.. :-))

Hell Puppy 06-04-2004 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bishop@Jun 4 2004, 03:28 PM
I'm not reading this thread.. I saw big glitter covered nuts and I'm just posting to say "WHAT THE FUCK!"

Why CJ? Why? haha... I gotta go find another thread.. :-))

candy ass...

Peaches 06-04-2004 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hell Puppy+Jun 4 2004, 04:30 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hell Puppy @ Jun 4 2004, 04:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Bishop@Jun 4 2004, 03:28 PM
I'm not reading this thread.. I saw big glitter covered nuts and I'm just posting to say "WHAT THE FUCK!"

Why CJ? Why? haha... I gotta go find another thread.. :-))

candy ass...[/b][/quote]
Betcha gotta a gif of one of those too, don't you? :rolleyes:

Bishop 06-04-2004 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hell Puppy+Jun 4 2004, 03:30 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hell Puppy @ Jun 4 2004, 03:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Bishop@Jun 4 2004, 03:28 PM
I'm not reading this thread.. I saw big glitter covered nuts and I'm just posting to say "WHAT THE FUCK!"

Why CJ? Why? haha... I gotta go find another thread.. :-))

candy ass...[/b][/quote]

yep..

MY EYES! MY EYES! MY VIRGIN EYES! AAAHHHH NAKED BITS!

Hell Puppy 06-04-2004 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches+Jun 4 2004, 03:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Jun 4 2004, 03:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -Hell Puppy@Jun 4 2004, 04:30 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Bishop
Quote:

@Jun 4 2004, 03:28 PM
I'm not reading this thread.. I saw big glitter covered nuts and I'm just posting to say "WHAT THE FUCK!"

Why CJ? Why? haha... I gotta go find another thread.. :-))


candy ass...

Betcha gotta a gif of one of those too, don't you? :rolleyes:[/b][/quote]
http://www.hellpuppy.com/candyass.jpg

cj 06-04-2004 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bpj+Jun 4 2004, 12:39 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bpj @ Jun 4 2004, 12:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -Peaches@Jun 4 2004, 12:35 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--bpj
Quote:

@Jun 4 2004, 01:22 PM
my insides hurt! lol
only on fuckin' Oprano! ;-)))


Go ahead, fess up, you sent your pictures privately to cj, didn't you??!! B)

would you recognize them, if they showed up on her banner??? :yowsa:[/b][/quote]
:groucho:

I don't think even the owner of the scrotum would have recognised the mess I ended up with in photoshop ... I missed the 'attaching scrotums' class at college :biglaugh:

Peaches 06-04-2004 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Jun 4 2004, 09:37 PM
I missed the 'attaching scrotums' class at college :biglaugh:
:lol:

Dravyk 06-05-2004 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj+Jun 4 2004, 01:58 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Jun 4 2004, 01:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Dravyk@Jun 4 2004, 12:08 AM
CJ just wants to put eyes and a funny face on a pair of them in Photoshop and then give it a name. :o
we already did that :rolleyes:[/b][/quote]
Damned scary how well I know how you think, woman! :awinky:

XXXPhoto 06-05-2004 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Jun 4 2004, 05:37 PM
... I missed the 'attaching scrotums' class at college :biglaugh:
Yet you appear to have gotten honors course in 'detatching' them...lol


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