Figured Id post here too...

Since it looks like the twilight days are almost upon us Im gonna have a lot of free time and some empty pockets.

Im looking for some marketing work within the industry.So if you have a program or job that has a regular paycheck [not a spin of your affiliate program] please contact me gonzo@gonzo.com and I can get you a copy of my resume and you can also look at the contribution I have made here as well...

Serious inquires only....

Desperate are we? Trailer getting repossessed? Move into CJ's.

I would not piss on you if you were on fire. As KB says, "karma is a bitch".

Oh yes great lobster man...they are coming to get my trailer off the blocks...already got my pick up truck so that leaves me with a sleeping bag looking to move into Forest.

Your might plans of backstabbing and buttfucking your friend Mike AI have worked....along with 10 cents a post...and your free blowjob hats.

Your copy cat skills have exceeded my, Serge and Mike's best efforts.

We close and you win.

And in parting heres some things for you to ponder.

Even while being an urban outdoorsman I will be able to sleep knowing that I didnt have to suck the cocks of those that I once pissed on and looked down at.

My cars are paid for and not leased.

When Im banging the hired help behind my girlfriends back... she at least has as good as if not better choice in shoes. And I have better sense than to hide them "Jellies" if I dont want to get caught.

The women in my life know the difference between cucumbers and dildos...the twain shalt not meet and never be photographed.

And finally.... it wouldnt make any difference if you wanted to piss on me if I was on fire or not youd have a hard time finding it in your super man PJs.

Babies smile their best right after they've shit their diapers.....


"momma Im thru...come wipe me!"

brad is trying to hit on me again :inlove:

Im sure from his outlook...hes hitting on anything that has a hole....ask Cheshire...

You know Theres really nothing else to say, Gonzo said it All, Weasel You have been dismissed.

CJ "Rat Tail 6 Times Total" :rokk:


-Loki-

Has anyone actually got hold of Weasel and given him a beating?

Physically that is, not the usual verbal/mental/social one he gets on Oprano and everywhere else?

I cant believe that many people hate him with such vitriol and hes never had a good slap..

Why is that?

Nick & Ant tried but he ran away .... or should I say scurried?

Why?
Do you know what he would do?
Whine,Bleed and Sue!

Oy Vey!!

Nick & Ant tried but he ran away .... or should I say scurried?[/b][/quote]
At shows this is called "A slip and fall in the bathroom"
I wouldn't be surprised if maybe weasle hits his head a few times on the urinal at some show soon.

Whine,Bleed and Sue..

Are they his lawyers ?

Is it weasle or weasel? Is he Croatian? Crustacean?

Im confused??

I see you've already had the friday afternoon visit to the pub!
:biglaugh:

Don't know you
and after this post know enough about you to know your a dick
'nuff said


spaz :matey:

Don't know you and after this post know enough about you to know your a dick
'nuff said


spaz :matey:[/b][/quote]
I had a modicum of respect for the man.

Until this post.

That blinking light you just saw was the modicum heading south.

:barfon:

:popcorn:

http://www.awrats.com/weaselsignal.jpg

http://www.awrats.com/weaselsignal.jpg[/b][/quote]
My favorite part was when he quotes KB.

I should hire Gonzo, just so everything comes full circle ;)

Dig wasnt it you that coined the term fat fucking nobody?

Dig wasnt it you that coined the term fat fucking nobody?[/b][/quote]
I thought it was C! :unsure:

I thought it was C! :unsure:[/b][/quote]
nah...CJ is busy pulling all her board advertsiing for the summer....see how it goes from there.

nah...CJ is busy pulling all her board advertsiing for the summer....see how it goes from there.[/b][/quote]
Where did CJ come into this? :unsure:

Good luck Gonzo.. anyone with your background and the balls to walk though Internext bare chested with a fur coat on has got to be the right guy for this industry.

Where did CJ come into this? :unsure:[/b][/quote]
Shes my trailer habitating partner!

CJ honey...fat boys like a fridge stocked nice and full. Get me a net connection ready too....I think Im gonna sell Ozzie Wine from there....

Slav?

u can move in here

I dont have a Bus Drivers hat though?
I do have a copy of Gangs of NY!

I dont have a Bus Drivers hat though?
I do have a copy of Gangs of NY![/b][/quote]
ur bj card will work

ur bj card will work[/b][/quote]
As long as you dont charge me $5 for the transfer just because I have an Epassporte!

maybe he could sell ad space on the belly. $500 per sticker.

he could then double his money by auctioning off the opportunity to pull them off at the end of the day....i'd pay good money to rip the one off that has the nipple and the hair around it just to watch him dance around afterwards.

the fluffer job on the tranny midget site is still open

Shes my trailer habitating partner!

CJ honey...fat boys like a fridge stocked nice and full. Get me a net connection ready too....I think Im gonna sell Ozzie Wine from there....

Slav?[/b][/quote]
Gonzo, I think that was an ! and not a J which would make the C someone other than CJ ... don't ya think? :rolleyes:

and wtf is this shit about stocking your fridge and getting your trailer ready?!?! Are your arms and legs painted on?!

so KBs fucking you over was probably indeed deserved, just servin' you up a plate of karma.

Ok, Peaches. Who is "C"? LittleC???

The BIG C - Confucy. :P

The BIG C - Confucy. :P[/b][/quote]
Ahhhh! hahaha!

No wonder. Out of sight, thankfully, out of mind!