The new retards on "Other Boards" can't even hold my attention with a decent pissing match these days.

I show them how fucking stupid they are and they reply and call me fat.

BFD...So I'm fat...OK....Now hit me with an original insult, fuckchops.

So why am I posting this here? Fuck if I know.

Serge wants to have my babies.

your just voluptuous.

Flirt.

Wanna fuck?

Aaron,
are you an intellectual?

What doe you mean?

Please don't scare me with big words.

Two Timer!

What doe you mean?

Please don't scare me with big words.[/b][/quote]
hmmm...I think you answered my question...
you aren't intellectual if you don't know what word intellectual means
;-))

are you in Portland?

Fuck em. If you aren't enjoying a board anymore there is no reason to bother with it anymore. Simple as that. If you get enough out of a board business or personal wise than the time it takes posting there then it is worth staying at and posting! If not then fuck em and leave. A board is worth what it is to YOU and noboy else. If the good outweighs the bad stay and post, if not, then fuck em.

I only post here... and I've just realised that I don't have much time to do that anymore :(

just save yourself some time and hang out here. odds are you are going to end up over here in the long run anyways.

Flirt.

Wanna fuck?[/b][/quote]
If Grogan will loan me his Camaro, will you consider movie and dinner first?

If Grogan will loan me his Camaro, will you consider movie and dinner first?[/b][/quote]
Size Queen!

If Grogan will loan me his Camaro, will you consider movie and dinner first?[/b][/quote]
Only if you promise to work his fake leather couch into the deal at some point.

Yes Serge...I am in Portland....For a few more days anyway. Then off to Europe.

Only if you promise to work his fake leather couch into the deal at some point.

Yes Serge...I am in Portland....For a few more days anyway. Then off to Europe.[/b][/quote]
cool,
we'll be in Portland end of July/begining of August.

if you are around, let's get together for dinner,
I feel like I owe you one
;-))

cool,
we'll be in Portland end of July/begining of August.

if you are around, let's get together for dinner,
I feel like I owe you one
;-))[/b][/quote]
LOL...Mind if I put you off for a couple of years and pester you about it first? :D

Checking calendar.........

End of July is clear...August is a go until Internext.

hahahaahha,
you are an optimist if you think I'll be around in a few years to be pestered, take it NOW
;-)))

we found a very cool Marrocan restaurant in Portland...

hahahaahha,
you are an optimist if you think I'll be around in a few years to be pestered, take it NOW
;-)))

we found a very cool Marrocan restaurant in Portland...[/quote]
So I heard...The last time you came through here and hurt my delicate little feelings.

I've never had Marrocan but if you take a look at me then you can tell I am not a picky eater. :)

So I heard...The last time you came through here and hurt my delicate little feelings.

I've never had Marrocan but if you take a look at me then you can tell I am not a picky eater. :)[/quote]
great! I do my best to avoid picky eaters at my table,
adventurous eaters are much more fun
;-)))

here is the place:
http://portland.citysearch.com/profile/8463281/

and this si what we are getting:
The Extras
Groups can order one of two feasts: The Mechoui features sheep cooked on a spit over a charcoal fire. It serves eight or more and requires three days' notice. For $19 per person, the Royale Feast is available for parties of at least four.

For some reason...When I see you posting the word "sheep" I get a visual of a certain flash cartoon. :blink:

Other than that......It sounds good to me.

For some reason...When I see you posting the word "sheep" I get a visual of a certain flash cartoon. :blink:

Other than that......It sounds good to me.[/b][/quote]
Torah doesn't prohibit eating the sheep you just fucked
;-))))

Good to see you here Aaron.

BTW I think most people on Oprano are Chubby Chasers, so you will fit right int!

:P

Does this include you? I am in the market for a sugar daddy.

Does this include you? I am in the market for a sugar daddy.[/b][/quote]


Size is not that important to me, no body hair is what I am into!

:o

Does this include you? I am in the market for a sugar daddy.[/b][/quote]
Mike,
his mouth is bigger than his asshole...how are we gonna split him between ourselves?
;-)))

Size, shape, colour, age or smell don't matter to me :D

Size is not that important to me, no body hair is what I am into!

:o[/b][/quote]
Adding Mach 3 blades to my shopping list now.....

The more fat hairy guys the better I say!


Did you see this bit about Serge's restuarant?
10 fat, hairy webmasters eating a whole sheep with their hands... PHOTOS ARE A MUST! :agrin:

Aaron, if you want somewhere to chill for awhile in UK lmk, got a spare bed for you:

You welcome to hang at Netpond House while your hitting Europe:)

Serge will vouch for our hospitality:) I hope LOL:))





Last edited by Meat at Apr 15 2004, 01:40 PM

A top Russian ballerina, sacked for being too heavy, has lost a damages claim for $1.3 million against the chief of Moscow's Bolshoi Theatre


This isnt what you talking about is it Aaron?:))

Meat's hospitality is of BIBLICAL proportions!!!!!

...and he COOKS too! I gained 3 pounds in UK!!!!!

the only promise he didn't fulkfil was swiming nekkid with me, but...it wasn't our last time in UK
;-)))

Meat's hospitality is of BIBLICAL proportions!!!!!

...and he COOKS too! I gained 3 pounds in UK!!!!!

the only promise he didn't fulkfil was swiming nekkid with me, but...it wasn't our last time in UK
;-)))[/b][/quote]
I can get even fatter AND swim with a naked man?!

SWEET!

Where do I sign up?

I can get even fatter AND swim with a naked man?!

SWEET!

Where do I sign up?[/b][/quote]
www.justblows.com

I think you can get a 2 for one over there and MFM will let you wear the hat too!

you just might have a really good point there brandon :biglaugh:

I can get even fatter AND swim with a naked man?!

SWEET!

Where do I sign up?[/b][/quote]
try
http://netpond.com
;-))

...just keep me for 10% comissions from your earnings
;-)))

hahahaahha,
you are an optimist if you think I'll be around in a few years to be pestered, take it NOW
;-)))

we found a very cool Marrocan restaurant in Portland...[/b][/quote]
mmmmm, Moroccan is great :bdance:

I remember a place in Hollywood (back in the day) 5 or 6 course meal, and smoke a joint in between courses. Very nice.

mmmmm, Moroccan is great :bdance:

I remember a place in Hollywood (back in the day) 5 or 6 course meal, and smoke a joint in between courses. Very nice.[/b][/quote]
Drugs are bad....mmmmkay?

Perhaps, but they certainly helped increase your appetite. I am not accustomed to eating 5 course meals, so instant munchies seemed like the right thing to do (I was young, what can I say?)

Morocan food is great there seafood is out of this world, other than that dont bother going it REALLY fucks you up with immigration when they see the morocan stamp in your passport...

:(

I'm qualifying for the Chubby Chasers award these days, but I plan on getting rid of it in a span of about 10 minutes in late June/early July. :P

Meat,
but c'mon, don't you l,ove how their police handles traffic tickets?
I loved the story told by Ben
;-)))

I'll keep this in mind while dining in Portland.

I'll keep this in mind while dining in Portland.[/b][/quote]
All the finest restaurants are requiring passports these days. Didn't you hear?

Hell, I had to go get my passport just so I could pick up a pizza the other night :D

All the finest restaurants are requiring passports these days. Didn't you hear?

Hell, I had to go get my passport just so I could pick up a pizza the other night :D[/b][/quote]
I just gone and done bought me a new (used) 1973 single wide mobile home...I can't afford luxuries like fancy restaurants and toilet paper....soap...electricity...All that unnecessary bullshit.

leaves and beat yourself on the rocks will substitute for toilet paper and soap

Aaron you sexy bitch... :bwave:

Brad

Aaron you sexy bitch... :bwave:

Brad[/b][/quote]
Another flirt....I'm starting to like this place. :inlove:

Another flirt....I'm starting to like this place. :inlove:[/b][/quote]
Aaron, listen,
if you get pregnant from all thsi life,
Oprano doesn't pay child support
;-=))))

Oooo girl you're getting big I bet!! I hope it's a surprise and ends up being a girl :)

Aaron, listen,
if you get pregnant from all thsi life,
Oprano doesn't pay child support
;-=))))[/b][/quote]
WHAT!?!

Fuckers lied to me. :headwall:

Can you point me in a direction of a board that will provide this service?