I was thinking along the lines of 32, unless I knocked up someone before then and liked them enough to not opt for abortion.


I think I've been "in love" a couple times now, but none lasted more than a year and a half...a lifetime is even longer!

Any thoughts? Happily married people here? People who married too early?



Penny for your thoughts (checks will not be honored).

32's not a bad age. 30-35 is when most people start having a better sense of who they are and what they want out of life.

There are dozens of ways to keep from knocking anybody up. :unsure:

I'm an expert on this subject..

65 years of age :rokk:

Nuttins perfect, and my girls usually use some sponge type product, as the use of bc can make you splotchy when you go tanning. I don't really care for them jimmy hats on a girl I'm "dating".

thanks for the tip

Nuttins perfect, and my girls usually use some sponge type product, as the use of bc can make you splotchy when you go tanning. I don't really care for them jimmy hats on a girl I'm "dating".[/b][/quote]
Sometime after you realize the transparent immaturity and abject shallowness expressed in the quoted post.

Sometime after you realize the transparent immaturity and abject shallowness expressed in the quoted post.[/b][/quote]
oh I meant Nothing not Nuttin'


:rolleyes:

oh I meant Nothing not Nuttin'


:rolleyes:[/b][/quote]
Lookee here, little boy - my response had nuttin to do with your use of a colloquialism.

First of all, you're gonna have to do better than "like someone enough to not opt for abortion" before you get married, or the dude stylin in the Camaro will not be you. You can be a man and live up to your responsiblitites without making a bad situation worse by getting married.

Second, if you are running around with girls who would rather run the risk of pregnancy than fail to maximize the potential of their tanning sessions, you're probably not diving into the deep end of the gene pool.

Lookee here, little boy - my response had nuttin to do with your use of a colloquialism.

First of all, you're gonna have to do better than "like someone enough to not opt for abortion" before you get married, or the dude stylin in the Camaro will not be you. You can be a man and live up to your responsiblitites without making a bad situation worse by getting married.

Second, if you are running around with girls who would rather run the risk of pregnancy than fail to maximize the potential of their tanning sessions, you're probably not diving into the deep end of the gene pool.[/b][/quote]
Uhh..ok. I like my girls evenly tanned, thank you for your opinions.

:headwall: :headwall: :headwall: :headwall: :headwall:

Nuttins perfect, and my girls usually use some sponge type product, as the use of bc can make you splotchy when you go tanning. I don't really care for them jimmy hats on a girl I'm "dating".[/b][/quote]
If you're this stupid you need to stick with what you know best - sex with your hand. :headwall:

You have a long way to grow up....


32 is a good age for marriage. :D

One of the measures of success that I know I have achieved in my life is that none of my daughters, even at the ages of 14 or 15, ever brought ANYTHING home remotely like you.

Well ... there was that flea-ridden cocker spaniel. But after a bath it cleaned up nicely. A bath might work for you, too, but it would have to be a long one. Tie you up in a burlap bag along with two cement blocks, and I suspect after 20 minutes your personality would improve 100%.

One of the measures of success that I know I have achieved in my life is that none of my daughters, even at the ages of 14 or 15, ever brought ANYTHING home remotely like you.[/b][/quote]
of course they haven't, your daughters probably don't bring home the boys that gave em a one night stand.

If you're this stupid you need to stick with what you know best - sex with your hand. :headwall:[/b][/quote]
???

I like even tans, I cannot stress this enough. And I use condoms...just not with a girlfriend (mutual testing first).

I'm 6' 3" .....I'm all grown up. :awinky:



do you think you got married too early? does the wife?

I'm 6' 3" .....I'm all grown up. :awinky:



do you think you got married too early? does the wife?[/b][/quote]
Do you really think your physical size or chronological age have a fucking thing to do with being grown up? One of the most prominent signs of immaturity, superficiality, or a total lack of class (or D. All of the Above) is placing your priorities on apperance over substance. Fuckin' A, man, if you think a blotchy tan is bad, you better NEVER find out about stretch marks.

Got married the first time at 19 - stupid does not BEGIN to describe that decision. My reasons for getting married were only marginally better than how good she looked when she was tanned - but hell, I knew it at the time.

Got married the 2nd time at 25. We would probably STILL be together - we remain good friends - were it not for the fact at the age of 30 she discovered that we had just a little too much in common. Specifically, an interest in women.

Some day I will figure out if my wife stole my girlfriend or my girlfriend stole my wife. 20 fucking years later and the wenches STILL won't tell me ...

Do you really think your physical size or chronological age have a fucking thing to do with being grown up?[/b][/quote]
I was kidding, I gave it the "winky" smiley afterwords.



Seeing as you didn't know I was kidding, and you got married at 19, AND drove a woman to lesbianism....I think if I were you I'd show some restrain on my one-up-manship comments, you've got nothing on me.


:moon:

It is difficult to know when someone who boasts about an 86 Camaro and cannot stress enough the importance he places on a tan on "his girl" (even at the risk of pregnancy) is kidding.

Don't dispute that getting married at 19 was dumb - but part of my reasoning was that I "liked her enough to not opt for abortion" (and an abortion wasn't even legal yet, thus a wee bit harder to get). What exactly the stupidity of that decision made 31 years ago has to do with anything contemporary escapes me. You may want to look at it this way - I too used to think in some pretty irrational, immature ways - as I said, not substantially different than the superficiality you are expressing here.

The "drove a woman to lesbianism" comment is quite possibly the stupidest thing I have read off your keyboard - and that is saying quite a bit. Even at my most egotistical I have never given myself credit for that much power.

Besides ... the two and a half years between the time she "came out of the closet" and she and the girlfriend decided not to accompany me to San Diego were more than worth whatever contempt your feeble little brain can muster up. :nyanya:

It is difficult to know when someone who boasts about an 86 Camaro and cannot stress enough the importance he places on a tan on "his girl" (even at the risk of pregnancy) is kidding.

Don't dispute that getting married at 19 was dumb - but part of my reasoning was that I "liked her enough to not opt for abortion" (and an abortion wasn't even legal yet, thus a wee bit harder to get). What exactly the stupidity of that decision made 31 years ago has to do with anything contemporary escapes me. You may want to look at it this way - I too used to think in some pretty irrational, immature ways - as I said, not substantially different than the superficiality you are expressing here.

The "drove a woman to lesbianism" comment is quite possibly the stupidest thing I have read off your keyboard - and that is saying quite a bit. Even at my most egotistical I have never given myself credit for that much power.

Besides ... the two and a half years between the time she "came out of the closet" and she and the girlfriend decided not to accompany me to San Diego were more than worth whatever contempt your feeble little brain can muster up. :nyanya:[/b][/quote]
Who boasts about an 86 camaro? Not I, mine is one of the coolest looking ones made.

http://www.smartestsearch.com/art/thecamaro2.jpg


And I don't boast about it really....just once or twice in response (that is on this nick)

My point was that you allllways hound me with responses to no matter what I'm talking about, with you trying to tell me how whatever you say about whatever, is better that what I say/think. And with these new facts, I'm saying that you are not one to talk.


And congrats on having threesomes with your ex lover, I've had them with young girls, and I will have more. So there's my one up on you.

and if you haven't yet, please register on http://groups.yahoo.com/groganfanclub so you get the monthly newsletter.

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I'm 6' 3" .....I'm all grown up. :awinky:



do you think you got married too early? does the wife?[/b][/quote]
He was talking about your baby pee pee ... get one of your fan club to get in the hot ride while you got it out so they can run over it and make it bigger faster...we kno why you push dem pills...

He was talking about your baby pee pee ... get one of your fan club to get in the hot ride while you got it out so they can run over it and make it bigger faster...we kno why you push dem pills...[/b][/quote]
you think I sell penis pills ?


I sell extacy, makes a great upsell too.

you think I sell penis pills ?


I sell extacy, makes a great upsell too.[/b][/quote]
Thats probably not the smartest thing youve said on here to date.

HEY! ease up on General Motors new pitch man.

[quote]Originally posted by gonzo@Apr 1 2004, 11:30 PM
[quote=pushpills,Apr 2 2004, 02:18 AM]

Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo,Apr 1 2004, 11:13 PM Quote: Originally Posted by pushpills,Apr 2 2004, 12:19 AM I sell extacy, makes a great upsell too. Thats probably not the smartest thing youve said on here to date.

uhm I'm kidding, obviously I sell penis pills.



anyway, that's sarcasm, if you think that's the stupidist thing I've said on oprano, I have witnesses.

What you say is usually related to your coolness, $, your fine car (is that your personal car at smartestsearch, btw?), $, your fine "women", $, your wonderful apartment, and $. Your change in handles/nicks may have fooled some of the folks, but the inner grogan is never far from the surface. Like most of everything else about you, it's pretty shallow.

You started a thread about what's a good age to get married. I can tell you from personal experience that few 19 year olds have what it takes, although I know a several couples who got married at that age and are still together 20 and 30 years later. I can also tell you that I would not have married my 2nd wife if she'd known/admitted to herself that she was a lesbian; and we would probably still be together if that wasn't the case. We were 25 when we met, and we were both mature enough to make the decision.

There is no "good age" to get married. Marriage requires a level of maturity, and chronological age has little to do with it. A desire for "girls evenly tanned" mentioned as a reason to risk pregnancy, particularly when taken in conjunction with the materialistic nature of most of what you post, does not suggest that level of maturity. I meant what I said earlier - if you think an uneven or blotchy tan is bad, you don't even want to know about stretch marks.

Now, if you think I am trying to one-up you, well, it's your delusion and you are welcome to it. If you think that making comments about my daughters one-night-stands is insulting, you are pathetic. They are adults, and free to do whatever they want with whomever they want. If you think that somehow the fact my 2nd wife struggled with her sexuality before finally admitting the truth somehow reflects poorly on me, then you're either stupid or immature - or both.

Keep the little girls, dude ... I've had more than enough of them.

But stay away from women - they'll eat you alive.

you bet!


tell ya what, stop wasting my time responding to me and I'll send you an autographed "Steve Grogan" nfl card, a 4,000 dollar value. Half of any resale proceeds must go to charity.

you bet!


tell ya what, stop wasting my time responding to me and I'll send you an autographed "Steve Grogan" nfl card, a 4,000 dollar value. Half of any resale proceeds must go to charity.[/b][/quote]
I'll bet you have a link to that card on smartersearch.com right there with your car ...

I'll bet you have a link to that card on smartersearch.com right there with your car ...[/b][/quote]
smartestsearch and epornpalace, foreign traffic and typo domain server.


see, I know you guys want to try to copy my sites....

smartestsearch and epornpalace, foreign traffic and typo domain server.


see, I know you guys want to try to copy my sites....[/b][/quote]
Yup that chair never gets cold around here...