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Tonda_WEGCash 04-01-2004 06:05 PM

I received this via email...Discuss

THE ROBIN WILLIAMS PEACE PLAN

This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since 9/11/01.
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan ... what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message:

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.

1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We will never "interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.


4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the Army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece of me?"

Vick 04-01-2004 07:44 PM

:okthumb: :okthumb:

It's overdue

Mike AI 04-01-2004 08:10 PM

I do not think Robin William the comedian wrote that.

Joe Sixpack 04-01-2004 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Apr 1 2004, 05:18 PM
I do not think Robin William the comedian wrote that.
No, he didn't. Doesn't even sound like him.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

Vick 04-01-2004 09:24 PM

Good Catch - I wondered myself
None the less it is a solid statement that I can get behind an dsupport


Here's an interesting and claimed true piece
http://www.snopes.com/politics/war/rydbom.asp

Joe Sixpack 04-01-2004 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Apr 1 2004, 06:32 PM
Good Catch - I wondered myself
None the less it is a solid statement that I can get behind an dsupport


Here's an interesting and claimed true piece
http://www.snopes.com/politics/war/rydbom.asp

A solid statement? Hahahaha...

Isolationism is a lost cause. The political equivalent of navel gazing.

Joe Sixpack 04-01-2004 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Apr 1 2004, 06:32 PM
Here's an interesting and claimed true piece
http://www.snopes.com/politics/war/rydbom.asp

Did you not read this section?:

"Whether this letter is original is another matter. Many readers have noticed similarities between this piece and a speech given by Judge Don Walter, and instances of the same letter being sent out under different soldiers' names have since been uncovered."

theduderocks 04-01-2004 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Apr 1 2004, 06:32 PM
Good Catch - I wondered myself
None the less it is a solid statement that I can get behind an dsupport


Here's an interesting and claimed true piece
http://www.snopes.com/politics/war/rydbom.asp

Vick, I think you need to pratice with your magic kit for awhile so you can learn how "your" world works. Aren't you a kiwi or something?

Vick 04-01-2004 10:01 PM

joe - your opinons really don't matter to me, you seem to be off in another world so ......


and did you read "claimed true" when I posted the link to it

Joe Sixpack 04-01-2004 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Apr 1 2004, 07:09 PM
joe - your opinons really don't matter to me, you seem to be off in another world so ......


No, just somewhere outside the USA... although to the average American who has only ever heard about other countries on TV that might as well be another world.

:P

Vick 04-01-2004 10:04 PM

Wow J'delusionalshitforbrains finally found someone's car he could take a picture of

For your information I'm American

and you need to know how any world works since you lost touch with reality long ago

theduderocks 04-01-2004 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Apr 1 2004, 07:12 PM
Wow J'delusionalshitforbrains finally found someone's car he could take a picture of

For your information I'm American

and you need to know how any world works since you lost touch with reality long ago

I was just asking? No need to panic Vick. :D

Meni 04-02-2004 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack+Apr 1 2004, 10:12 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Joe Sixpack @ Apr 1 2004, 10:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Vick@Apr 1 2004, 07:09 PM
joe - your opinons really don't matter to me, you seem to be off in another world so ......


No, just somewhere outside the USA... although to the average American who has only ever heard about other countries on TV that might as well be another world.

:P[/b][/quote]
:biglaugh:

Tonda_WEGCash 04-02-2004 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Apr 1 2004, 08:18 PM
I do not think Robin William the comedian wrote that.
I agree. I just received at as a forward from one of my friends. I wanted to see what kind of discussion it would get going;)

Dravyk 04-02-2004 01:33 PM

Robin Williams or not (and apparently not) ... who cares? Great plan! :okthumb:

Now to find who actually wrote that and get them elected!

PornoDoggy 04-02-2004 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dravyk@Apr 2 2004, 01:41 PM
Robin Williams or not (and apparently not) ... who cares? Great plan! :okthumb:

Now to find who actually wrote that and get them elected!

Robert A. Taft for President ...

Dravyk 04-02-2004 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornoDoggy+Apr 2 2004, 01:56 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PornoDoggy @ Apr 2 2004, 01:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Dravyk@Apr 2 2004, 01:41 PM
Robin Williams or not (and apparently not) ... who cares? Great plan! :okthumb:

Now to find who actually wrote that and get them elected!

Robert A. Taft for President ...[/b][/quote]
If you're going to San Francisco.
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.

PornoDoggy 04-02-2004 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dravyk+Apr 2 2004, 02:01 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Dravyk @ Apr 2 2004, 02:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -PornoDoggy@Apr 2 2004, 01:56 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Dravyk
Quote:

@Apr 2 2004, 01:41 PM
Robin Williams or not (and apparently not) ... who cares? Great plan! :okthumb:

Now to find who actually wrote that and get them elected!


Robert A. Taft for President ...

If you're going to San Francisco.
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.[/b][/quote]
No, I have never been to 'Frisco, and haven't had flowers in my hair for 30+ years.

I'm just reading the Collected Speeches of C. Lindbergh, 1936-1941. The ideas he (and Senator Taft) had back then are very much like those ideas.

It served us so well back then.

Dravyk 04-02-2004 03:17 PM

I don't advocate isolationalism. We know that doesn't work and never has for any country throughout history.

I AM sick of the US being the rescue unit and rescue army of the world and getting kicked in the groin in return!!!

How many times, PD and Alex, do you help the old ladies across the street who then ALWAYS kick you in the groin in return, before you either stop doing it or you end up tossing one of the old bitties into the next tractor trailer that comes along?

(And don't tell me you'll just stick a steal plate down your pants and keep walking them across the street, cause that's not reality.)



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