alright, I'm sober (for now) let get our math on

1+1=3

2 and 2 = 22

a 9 is a 9 is a 9

Strip Club Math
E=MC2,
where E is Eagerness to spend a lot of money
and MC represents the amount of Moet et Chandon champagne consumed.

and everyone counts uniques differently

and some very creativity

Something Totally Unheard of in the Adult Internet Industry
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I thought we heard it all by now
;-)))

Let's get drunk again so you can keep up. ;-)

P.S. You're gonna give away your geekness if you start threads like this.



Last edited by Colin at Mar 13 2004, 03:17 PM

don't forget paper and pencils tonight

...and credit card
;_)))

My girl Tyler Faith is featuring at Bada Bing

this is her now
http://www.tylerfaith.com


here is my girl 1997
http://www.lukeford.com/images/photos1/tyler1.jpg
dancing for my agency
she's on the left

Can she integrate while drunk?

:zoinks:

Integrate?
Segregate
Masturbate

hey i'm proud of my little girl all grown up
i called and congratulated her on her first anal scene last year

I wonder if Hallmark has a card for that?

Attractiveness=~(Net_worth)/weight

I don't know much about math, but I know that the goodness of food is measured in calories.

wrong wrong wrong
hell when i was 27K in DEBT
I did great

where were u last night meni???

I'm the least attractive person on the planet. :cryin:

Agreed!! :wnw:

I'm the least attractive person on the planet. :cryin:

Agreed!! :wnw:[/b][/quote]
you're hot peaches!!! :inlove:

LOL, thanks Mary, but I have a mirror. :P Even in my thinner, younger days I was never "hot" - just "cute". But I've always managed to get by :)

Mary I would have never expected you to be such a whiz in math, I'm impressed.

LOL, thanks Mary, but I have a mirror. :P Even in my thinner, younger days I was never "hot" - just "cute". But I've always managed to get by :)[/b][/quote]
You need a hug...

Whenever my mom was depressed, my brother and I would put Southern Comfort in her tea...and she'd cheer right up.

Why not?

You need a hug...

Whenever my mom was depressed, my brother and I would put Southern Comfort in her tea...and she'd cheer right up.[/b][/quote]
I thought Dirty Doug was the only one that drank that horse piss.

Why not?[/b][/quote]
True, why not. :)

I suck at math, most woman that I know do too.

I do know that men with money are more attractive then men without money. :D


Don't worry Peaches, woman are attractive with or without money.
:inlove:

True, why not. :)

I suck at math, most woman that I know do too.

I do know that men with money are more attractive then men without money. :D


Don't worry Peaches, woman are attractive with or without money.
:inlove:[/b][/quote]
I still can't spell worth a shit.

I more attracted to me with power.

I stayed in
I'm going out tonight
Tell JoeE to call me I miss him
he talks to Donny MORE

JoeE is sick...

freudean slip?
;-)

I'll bring over chicken soup

sounds like i missed a great time :(

:)

And because of that, 1970 = 8

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Ahhhh the power of 9s

Nah, like I said, I've always managed to get by :) I've never had problems getting dates - except Ben Affleck and Vince Vaughn, but I haven't ruled it out...... :P And as I've gotten older, the quality of men has gotten better - or I'm just getting pickier as to who I say "yes" to. :awinky: