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Dravyk 03-04-2004 10:59 PM

Just how stupid are some of these spammers? Apparently VERY VERY!!!

Show yours!!


Ok, here's the subject header off of one spam from today:

RE: Read:_skiddy_W-u-I--N--D-j-W--S__XP__PRxO_f-o-r_o-n-yl-y--5-0_$_anglo

I think one would remember if one actually had sent out a subject header like that to someone and got a return from it, gee, dontcha think? Who is going to actually open an email that says that??? LMAO!

Ok, post some of your stupidest subject headers, from lines, or whatever. :)

Evil Chris 03-04-2004 11:03 PM

Oh yeah Drav... there must be a HUGE open/delivered ratio on that one!

hahaha.... Is that one of Nicks? :P

Peaches 03-04-2004 11:11 PM

I get a lot that try to bypass the spam blockers by having half of the text the same color as the background. Hmmmm - that's an old adult SE trick...I wonder if drug spammers might be old adult people....nah :awinky:

And of course my favs are the ones from Citibank where everything is spelled wrong and I still get at least 2 a day "from" Ebay and Paypal.

My personal favorite was the "All African American ISP" I was spammed with since I was a "woman/man of color". I realize I'm not an albino, but I had no idea I qualified to be black :) Musta been my during the summer when I tan. :rolleyes:



Last edited by Peaches at Mar 5 2004, 12:23 AM

PornoDoggy 03-05-2004 12:23 AM

Lately I've been getting hit with "Christian Debt Management" (and for the record, I am completely unaware of owning anyone anywhere any Christians) and a ton of spam for, of all things, Mel Gibson's latest Roman Cannibal depiction of The Passion.

I mean, for Christ's sake....

Dravyk 03-05-2004 12:39 AM

Evil, naw, didn't look a thing like Nick's!

Peaches, yeah those phishing one's have gotten bad too. LOL

So Peaches is black and PD (as I always knew) has Christian slaves! Bet he has the lions eat them when he gets tired of them. :)


Meanwhile here's another one I just got: "Dont delete this email, you want to read this"

Wow, was I like so fooled into opening that, they are so clever! I just never thought it could ever be spam. My my, I thought it just must be important with a subject like that!!!

And especially with an email addy like Q!54@aXy99@yahoomail.com which makes it look SO genuine!! :nyanya:

Nickatilynx 03-05-2004 12:50 AM

Quote:

Evil, naw, didn't look a thing like Nick's!
LOL . Thank you , Drav ;-)


Quote:

hahaha.... Is that one of Nicks?
That was cold , man! ;-))

BTW....

Whats the difference between a spammer and a Canadian Bulk Emailer complying with all relevant Canadian Laws?

Answer = The border ;-)))



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Mar 4 2004, 09:58 PM

David Duke 03-05-2004 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Mar 4 2004, 09:58 PM
Quote:

Evil, naw, didn't look a thing like Nick's!
LOL . Thank you , Drav ;-)


Quote:

hahaha.... Is that one of Nicks?
That was cold , man! ;-))

BTW....

Whats the difference between a spammer and a Canadian Bulk Emailer complying with all relevant Canadian Laws?

Answer = The border ;-)))

Spamming drug dealing pornographers will not only BURN IN HELL!!!!
They will go to jail. Canada's finest son please repent and save your soul.

Dravyk 03-05-2004 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by David Duke@Mar 5 2004, 02:05 AM
Spamming drug dealing pornographers will not only BURN IN HELL!!!!
Where as born again racist hypocritical big mouths will, oh, sit at the right hand of God I suppose? hahahaha

According to Dante Alighieri you'll be in the Ninth Circle, where as we Pornographers will be in the Second! Enjoy!! :devil:

TeenGodFather 03-05-2004 07:38 AM

Just went to check my mail, just for this thred.

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Last edited by TeenGodFather at Mar 5 2004, 04:48 AM

TeenGodFather 03-05-2004 07:39 AM

I mean, wtf is that ending there for?
"It murmurs and whispers still: And the thoughts of youth are long, long thoughts." And to-night I long for rest. His pipe was in his mouth,"

Evil Chris 03-05-2004 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Mar 5 2004, 01:58 AM
Quote:

hahaha.... Is that one of Nicks?
That was cold , man! ;-))

had to throw that one in... :D

Dravyk 03-08-2004 06:08 AM

Yeah, TGF. Doesn't that make you want to go buy right now? hehe Damned insane spammers

Here's my favorite subject header from the weekend: "Hello,you. dont open" :agrin:

spazlabz 03-08-2004 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by David Duke+Mar 4 2004, 11:05 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (David Duke @ Mar 4 2004, 11:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Mar 4 2004, 09:58 PM
Quote:

Evil, naw, didn't look a thing like Nick's!
LOL . Thank you , Drav ;-)


Quote:

hahaha.... Is that one of Nicks?
That was cold , man! ;-))

BTW....

Whats the difference between a spammer and a Canadian Bulk Emailer complying with all relevant Canadian Laws?

Answer = The border ;-)))

Spamming drug dealing pornographers will not only BURN IN HELL!!!!
They will go to jail. Canada's finest son please repent and save your soul.[/b][/quote]
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA








HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHA






HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAHAAHAHAAHAHA




*wipes tear from eye* now THAT was funny!!
heh heh
repent
oh my heh heh

good one


spaz

Bishop 03-08-2004 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by David Duke+Mar 5 2004, 02:05 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (David Duke @ Mar 5 2004, 02:05 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Mar 4 2004, 09:58 PM
Quote:

Evil, naw, didn't look a thing like Nick's!
LOL . Thank you , Drav ;-)


Quote:

hahaha.... Is that one of Nicks?
That was cold , man! ;-))

BTW....

Whats the difference between a spammer and a Canadian Bulk Emailer complying with all relevant Canadian Laws?

Answer = The border ;-)))

Spamming drug dealing pornographers will not only BURN IN HELL!!!!
They will go to jail. Canada's finest son please repent and save your soul.[/b][/quote]

Amusing.. fire and brimstone gotta love that.

Nick.. tell us about the time the holy water boiled when you walked into the church.

Dravyk 03-08-2004 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bishop@Mar 8 2004, 09:34 AM
Nick.. tell us about the time the holy water boiled when you walked into the church.
ROTFL! That was a sweet burn, Bishop! Muhahahaha!!

Nickatilynx 03-08-2004 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dravyk+Mar 8 2004, 09:57 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Dravyk @ Mar 8 2004, 09:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Bishop@Mar 8 2004, 09:34 AM
Nick.. tell us about the time the holy water boiled when you walked into the church.
ROTFL! That was a sweet burn, Bishop! Muhahahaha!![/b][/quote]
Dravyk,

Bishop wasn't joking he was recounting a real event ;-)))

and TGF ,
the random text at the end was exactly that , random text ;-)))

Doesn't work well anyway. ;-)))

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Trev 03-18-2004 12:25 PM

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Yeah I usually open emails from men telling me I've hurt their asses.... :huh:

D-man 03-19-2004 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bishop+Mar 8 2004, 06:34 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bishop @ Mar 8 2004, 06:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -David Duke@Mar 5 2004, 02:05 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx
Quote:

@Mar 4 2004, 09:58 PM
Quote:

Evil, naw, didn't look a thing like Nick's!
LOL . Thank you , Drav ;-)


Quote:

hahaha.... Is that one of Nicks?
That was cold , man! ;-))

BTW....

Whats the difference between a spammer and a Canadian Bulk Emailer complying with all relevant Canadian Laws?

Answer = The border ;-)))


Spamming drug dealing pornographers will not only BURN IN HELL!!!!
They will go to jail. Canada's finest son please repent and save your soul.

Amusing.. fire and brimstone gotta love that.

Nick.. tell us about the time the holy water boiled when you walked into the church.[/b][/quote]
HA HA HA HA :rokk:

Dravyk 03-19-2004 05:35 PM

And here's another great subject header designed to get you to open that email! ... Not!

%first_name%, My Mr. King Dong had some help EfRpEqb5w2xb?


... Nick, you could make a killing if you opened up a spam school. :lol:

Nickatilynx 03-19-2004 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dravyk@Mar 19 2004, 02:43 PM

... Nick, you could make a killing if you opened up a spam school. :lol:

Not as crazy an idea as it may sound........

;-)))

hmmm...let a ROKSO Most Hated mailer teach you to mail.
hmmmmmmmmm

Or maybe teach them how to stop it....

the poacher turns into a gamekeeper.

Errr Microsoft , if you need someone for consulting , please icq 8042030



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Mar 19 2004, 03:56 PM

Dravyk 03-19-2004 06:52 PM

I was going to tell you that spamschool.com was available. But it isn't!

And guess who owns it? Steve Goldberg, that fucking cheating low-life cocksucker!!!

domain: spamschool.com
status: production
organization: Goldberg Limited
owner: Steve Goldberg
email: stevegoldberg@hushmail.com
address: 834 London Court
city: London
postal-code: HDK832
country: GB

steves 03-19-2004 07:12 PM

This one really caught my attention. I was sure it was something I recognized.

Subject: =?ISO-2022-JP?B?GyRCJCpCVCQ/JDskNyReJDckPxsoQg==?=

Dravyk 03-21-2004 05:09 PM

Loved the one I got today, a spammer spamming his spam operation.

Subject header: "Balk seeenders serv1ce"

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