Sex improves life

1.Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make
love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair
shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the
pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's mo! re enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins
into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with
a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the
tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.>
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is
in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent
around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex
Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this message,
provided you, in turn, send it on.

If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of
your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will
rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need
sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has
no price. Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail
in 96 hours.Please send ten copies and see what happens in four da! ys.
Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even
if you are not superstitious.

Too late this has already happened

After (first hand - really first hand) assisting in the birth of my son sex scares me - well .......


as far as putting a price on the fate of my genitals - make me an offer I can't refuse - or not :awinky:

Too late this has already happened

After (first hand - really first hand) assisting in the birth of my son sex scares me - well .......


as far as putting a price on the fate of my genitals - make me an offer I can't refuse - or not :awinky:[/b][/quote]
:rolleyes:

Everything on that list is definitely true. One day while i was having a bad headache i deceided to try #9 because of how i was feeling. Within a good 15-20 minutes i was totally relieved, i couldnt believe it. :rokk:

So do drugs.

There are some things a parent just should not know....

Do we really need a chain letter with 9 bullet points to tell us Sex is good for us? :)

I dont :)

If your parents never had sex ......


.... chances are you won't either :unsure:




Edit - oh shit my 3,100th post - I need another hobby :blink:



Last edited by Vick at Feb 18 2004, 05:38 PM

I am saving myself for TeenGodFather

Exactly.. and If I had practiced abstinence... I would not have to put up with Wilcone ! ;-)

Hell.. I might still have hair! :rolleyes:

i like sex. i just hate always apologizing afterwards.

http://www.bigger-penis-enlargement-pills.com/


:yowsa:

Welcome to the 3100 club !!!!! :purpdance: :cdance: :bjump: :bwave: :bjump: :cdance: :purpdance:

I will be sending you the secret url and password shortly.....

Please make sure to read the entire email and sign or initial all the blanks, especially the group insurance and pension plan...... :okthumb:

Welcome to the 3100 club !!!!! :purpdance: :cdance: :bjump: :bwave: :bjump: :cdance: :purpdance:

I will be sending you the secret url and password shortly.....

Please make sure to read the entire email and sign or initial all the blanks, especially the group insurance and pension plan...... :okthumb:[/b][/quote]
Got it B)
Much thanks
I'm there!!! :D

I see you left Serge defaulted in on the double indemnity in case of suspicious accidental death beneficiary box.....

Good choice :okthumb:

(Serge, don't forget my 10% for conning...er..um..I mean getting the form signed)

oh..very true!
maybe that's why my hair is so shiny!!!lolz :biglaugh: