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J'sdude 02-10-2004 10:54 PM

Without him, you barely keep it together. In just a couple of days I owned this board. You need a better second string. A good team needs depth.

[Labret] 02-10-2004 11:08 PM

Indeed, you got the Opranauts so upset they are being nice to me.

Nickatilynx 02-10-2004 11:10 PM

( yawn )

J'sdude 02-10-2004 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]@Feb 10 2004, 08:16 PM
Indeed, you got the Opranauts so upset they are being nice to me.
yeah I saw that :D They are way too easy L. Ya just gotta wind em up a little and away they go. Its kind of like being a maestro. You play the violins, then you bring in bassoons. You queue the percussion and pretty soon the whole symphony sounds good. It works every time.

sarettah 02-10-2004 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]@Feb 10 2004, 11:16 PM
Indeed, you got the Opranauts so upset they are being nice to me.
You have been assimilated......... :ph34r:

Carrie 02-11-2004 12:06 AM

This is funny. Where is this "owned" stuff? I haven't even bothered reading any of your posts - doubt I'm alone on that.

gonzo 02-11-2004 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie@Feb 11 2004, 12:14 AM
This is funny. Where is this "owned" stuff? I haven't even bothered reading any of your posts - doubt I'm alone on that.
Its on Tuesday nights at 8 pm EST.

http://radio.aebn.net/listen.pls

Buff 02-11-2004 01:45 AM

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Originally posted by J'sdude+Feb 10 2004, 10:19 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'sdude @ Feb 10 2004, 10:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--[Labret]@Feb 10 2004, 08:16 PM
Indeed, you got the Opranauts so upset they are being nice to me.
yeah I saw that :D They are way too easy L. Ya just gotta wind em up a little and away they go. Its kind of like being a maestro. You play the violins, then you bring in bassoons. You queue the percussion and pretty soon the whole symphony sounds good. It works every time.[/b][/quote]
Blah blah blah. You two sound like children.

[Labret] 02-11-2004 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buff@Feb 10 2004, 10:53 PM
You two sound like children.
So in other words you want to fuck us.

Joe Sixpack 02-11-2004 02:39 AM

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Originally posted by Buff+Feb 10 2004, 10:53 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Buff @ Feb 10 2004, 10:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Originally posted by -J'sdude@Feb 10 2004, 10:19 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--[Labret]
Quote:

@Feb 10 2004, 08:16 PM
Indeed, you got the Opranauts so upset they are being nice to me.


yeah I saw that :D They are way too easy L. Ya just gotta wind em up a little and away they go. Its kind of like being a maestro. You play the violins, then you bring in bassoons. You queue the percussion and pretty soon the whole symphony sounds good. It works every time.

Blah blah blah. You two sound like children.[/b][/quote]
Are you whining again, bitch?

DrGuile 02-11-2004 02:50 AM

Keep saying it, maybe some day it will become true.

Almighty Colin 02-11-2004 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by J'sdude@Feb 10 2004, 11:02 PM
Without him, you barely keep it together. In just a couple of days I owned this board. You need a better second string. A good team needs depth.
I see you getting destroyed in debates in every other thread out there. You just don't know when you're defeated. A fine quality though for someone who spends a lot of time on these messageboards.

cj 02-11-2004 06:45 AM

need serge for what? we can ignore you just fine without him!!

what you mean is YOU need serge - the life of a mouse must be boring without the cat :rolleyes:

dantheman 02-11-2004 08:34 AM

who's J'sdude?

Peaches 02-11-2004 09:47 AM

One would think it would be impossible to "own" people who don't feel any different than they did before you started posting..... :unsure:

Mike AI 02-11-2004 11:00 AM

I think the Queen is calling on your cell phone!

:unsure:

Mary34D 02-11-2004 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie@Feb 11 2004, 12:14 AM
This is funny. Where is this "owned" stuff? I haven't even bothered reading any of your posts - doubt I'm alone on that.
ditto.... every in my physio lecture i skipped his posts.

J'sdude 02-11-2004 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Feb 11 2004, 08:08 AM
I think the Queen is calling on your cell phone!

:unsure:

Nah, it was my travel agent. Nice try Mikee.

Peaches 02-11-2004 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by J'sdude+Feb 11 2004, 05:52 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'sdude @ Feb 11 2004, 05:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Mike AI@Feb 11 2004, 08:08 AM
I think the Queen is calling on your cell phone!

:unsure:

Nah, it was my travel agent. Nice try Mikee.[/b][/quote]
So he obviously got it right that someone was calling you on your cell phone. :)

J'sdude 02-11-2004 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by Peaches+Feb 11 2004, 01:56 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Feb 11 2004, 01:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Originally posted by -J'sdude@Feb 11 2004, 05:52 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Mike AI
Quote:

@Feb 11 2004, 08:08 AM
I think the Queen is calling on your cell phone!

:unsure:


Nah, it was my travel agent. Nice try Mikee.

So he obviously got it right that someone was calling you on your cell phone. :)[/b][/quote]
Read between the lines, P and explain the subtleties to Mike.

Peaches 02-11-2004 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by J'sdude@Feb 11 2004, 06:01 PM
Read between the lines, P and explain the subtleties to Mike.
I'll get right on it, J.

Vick 02-11-2004 05:00 PM

aw come on ....

It was Princess Di calling on the super secret shoe phone to arrange a high level meeting (and possible a threesome) with President Nixon


Next I'll take infamous wackos for $400 Alex

J'sdude 02-11-2004 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Feb 11 2004, 02:08 PM
aw come on ....

It was Princess Di calling on the super secret shoe phone to arrange a high level meeting (and possible a threesome) with President Nixon


Next I'll take infamous wackos for $400 Alex

Vicky, you are so slow. Nixon and Di are dead. You gotta read more. Keep up with the times. Di even had a little funeral that you might have heard about....nah I guess not.
Now go do some research about your own dead presidents. And I don't mean what you are lacking in your pocket.

*KK* 02-11-2004 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J'sdude@Feb 10 2004, 08:02 PM
Without him, you barely keep it together. In just a couple of days I owned this board. You need a better second string. A good team needs depth.
Oh look, another little boy who's worried about the size of his equipment and is desperately crying out for attention...

*yawn* is right.

Edd 02-11-2004 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J'sdude@Feb 11 2004, 05:15 PM
Vicky, you are so slow. Nixon and Di are dead. You gotta read more. Keep up with the times. Di even had a little funeral that you might have heard about....nah I guess not.
Now go do some research about your own dead presidents. And I don't mean what you are lacking in your pocket.

Yeah Vick, you total moron you! Don't you know anything? Have you been living under a rock the past twenty-odd years, you feckless dolt? What are you, boy - soft in the head? What an idiot!!:grrr:













Oh... wait..... were you being sarcastic, Vick? :awinky:

J'sdude 02-11-2004 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by *KK*+Feb 11 2004, 02:46 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (*KK* @ Feb 11 2004, 02:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'sdude@Feb 10 2004, 08:02 PM
Without him, you barely keep it together. In just a couple of days I owned this board. You need a better second string. A good team needs depth.
Oh look, another little boy who's worried about the size of his equipment and is desperately crying out for attention...

*yawn* is right.[/b][/quote]
Standard answer from those who feel threatened. I guess you would say exactly the same thing to Mikee because he drives tough cars. Now you think about that, dear, before you repost. In for a penny in for a pound. This should be good.

Here you go sweetheart. From me to you....

" Why does a woman always think that the most savage thing she can say to a man is to impugn his cocksmanship. "Savage" is another way to say terribly cruel or abusive. "To impugn" is to criticize or attack, and "cocksmanship" is a funny word referring to sexual skill (since a "cock" is a penis). I gave up comparing genitals back in the school yard."



Last edited by J'sdude at Feb 11 2004, 02:58 PM

J'sdude 02-11-2004 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by Edd+Feb 11 2004, 02:46 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Edd @ Feb 11 2004, 02:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'sdude@Feb 11 2004, 05:15 PM
Vicky, you are so slow. Nixon and Di are dead. You gotta read more. Keep up with the times. Di even had a little funeral that you might have heard about....nah I guess not.
Now go do some research about your own dead presidents. And I don't mean what you are lacking in your pocket.

Yeah Vick, you total moron you! Don't you know anything? Have you been living under a rock the past twenty-odd years, you feckless dolt? What are you, boy - soft in the head? What an idiot!!:grrr:













Oh... wait..... were you being sarcastic, Vick? :awinky:[/b][/quote]
No, what is sad, is that Vick was not being sarcastic, Edd. Follow the threaddude.

Vick 02-11-2004 06:38 PM

What is please buy a clue J'whatever?


Next I'll take delusional people for $200 please Alex

J'sdude 02-11-2004 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Feb 11 2004, 03:46 PM
What is please buy a clue J'whatever?


Next I'll take delusional people for $200 please Alex

I am so sorry about your obsession with game shows V. It could account for your intellectual challenge.

jimmyf 02-11-2004 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie@Feb 10 2004, 09:14 PM
This is funny. Where is this "owned" stuff? I haven't even bothered reading any of your posts - doubt I'm alone on that.
Think this is the 1st one for me.

Vick 02-11-2004 06:57 PM

what is can you also buy a sense of humor J'whatyamacallit?


Absolute losers for $600 please Alex

cj 02-11-2004 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J'sdude+Feb 11 2004, 06:57 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'sdude @ Feb 11 2004, 06:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Vick@Feb 11 2004, 03:46 PM
What is please buy a clue J'whatever?


Next I'll take delusional people for $200 please Alex

I am so sorry about your obsession with game shows V. It could account for your intellectual challenge.[/b][/quote]
wow. i'm totally blown away.

vick, you've been owned d u d e ... this guy is NO match for you :rolleyes:

*KK* 02-11-2004 07:04 PM

[quote]Originally posted by J'sdude@Feb 11 2004, 02:53 PM
[b] So sorry little man, YOU are the one who decided that my implications were directed at your manhood... I never specified any such thing. And for those that know me around here, I'm much more likely to malign your lack of brainpower than to care about the size of your penis.

As for Michael's cars, I love them, something else you'd have known if you truly know all the board posters so well... especially since a couple of us went with him to get the Series 1 a few years ago... once again you've presumed way too much for the tenuous hold you have on *this* reality.

Now run along back to the schoolyard and come back when you've gotten a real education.

Vick 02-11-2004 07:06 PM

Backstage we're havin' the time
of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then Princess Di whipped out her gun and tried to blow me away!

That, that d/u/d/e looks like a lady
That, that d/u/d/e looks like a lady
That, that d/u/d/e looks like a lady
That, that d/u/d/e looks like a lady

Never judge a book by it's cover
or who you gonna love by your lover
Sayin' love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a US President, Lord imagine my surprise.

Mike AI 02-11-2004 07:07 PM

http://www.michaelgardner.com/shelby/bad07.jpg

*KK* 02-11-2004 07:13 PM

Ha, I think that's the only time my hair was longer than Vicks!!!!


;-}}}}

J'sdude 02-11-2004 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *KK*+Feb 11 2004, 04:12 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (*KK* @ Feb 11 2004, 04:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'sdude@Feb 11 2004, 02:53 PM
So sorry little man, YOU are the one who decided that my implications were directed at your manhood... I never specified any such thing. And for those that know me around here, I'm much more likely to malign your lack of brainpower than to care about the size of your penis.

As for Michael's cars, I love them, something else you'd have known if you truly know all the board posters so well... especially since a couple of us went with him to get the Series 1 a few years ago... once again you've presumed way too much for the tenuous hold you have on *this* reality.

Now run along back to the schoolyard and come back when you've gotten a real education.

"who's worried about the size of his equipment "
sure KK. Nice try honey.

J'sdude 02-11-2004 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Feb 11 2004, 04:14 PM
Backstage we're havin' the time
of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then Princess Di whipped out her gun and tried to blow me away!

That, that d/u/d/e looks like a lady
That, that d/u/d/e looks like a lady
That, that d/u/d/e looks like a lady
That, that d/u/d/e looks like a lady

Never judge a book by it's cover
or who you gonna love by your lover
Sayin' love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a US President, Lord imagine my surprise.

you really are thick. You can't write and you certainly can't rhyme. I got it....a career in rap. That's the ticket, Vick. BTW, did you graduate? From high school I mean.

Peaches 02-11-2004 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J'sdude@Feb 11 2004, 08:30 PM
you really are thick. You can't write and you certainly can't rhyme. I got it....a career in rap. That's the ticket, Vick. BTW, did you graduate? From high school I mean.
Speaking of thick....... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Vick 02-11-2004 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *KK*@Feb 11 2004, 07:21 PM
Ha, I think that's the only time my hair was longer than Vicks!!!!


;-}}}}

I was thinking the same thing ah ha ha ha

J'sdude 02-11-2004 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Feb 11 2004, 04:15 PM
http://www.michaelgardner.com/shelby/bad07.jpg
Mikee....if you gotta post a photo shop picture, what is the point? Whose face is that pasted on whose body and who did the tail lights? Was that all your own work?

"And the walls came down, all the way to hell
Never saw them when they're standing
Never saw them when they fell"

Vick 02-11-2004 07:46 PM

What is you're really lost J'hadteawithPrincesDi?


and I'll take About to Crack for $1000 please Alex

J'sdude 02-11-2004 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Feb 11 2004, 04:54 PM
What is you're really lost J'hadteawithPrincesDi?


and I'll take About to Crack for $1000 please Alex

Vicky, you don't read very well do you. Could you please point me to a post where I said I had tea with Di? Now stop lying and tell the truth for a change. Dudeyou are running out of gas. Damn I hate stupid people. Sorry to say you are a pratt. At least others who post can actually formulate a thought, even peaches for God sake. You, dudeare, about as stupid as they come. I mean that with the greatest respect.

Peaches 02-11-2004 07:55 PM

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Originally posted by J'sdude@Feb 11 2004, 08:57 PM
At least others who post can actually formulate a thought, even peaches for God sake.
Pretty damn good for someone with a 3rd grade education, if I do say so myself. B)

J'sdude 02-11-2004 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches+Feb 11 2004, 05:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Feb 11 2004, 05:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'sdude@Feb 11 2004, 08:57 PM
At least others who post can actually formulate a thought, even peaches for God sake.
Pretty damn good for someone with a 3rd grade education, if I do say so myself. B)[/b][/quote]
It is, peachy. Why did you have to leave school in grade three? Is it common in Georgia?....silly question....duh....

Peaches 02-11-2004 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by J'sdude+Feb 11 2004, 09:05 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'sdude @ Feb 11 2004, 09:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Originally posted by -Peaches@Feb 11 2004, 05:03 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--J'sdude
Quote:

@Feb 11 2004, 08:57 PM
At least others who post can actually formulate a thought, even peaches for God sake.


Pretty damn good for someone with a 3rd grade education, if I do say so myself. B)

It is, peachy. Why did you have to leave school in grade three? Is it common in Georgia?....silly question....duh....[/b][/quote]
Note that it took me until I was 12 to get to the 3rd grade. Then I got pregnant and had to marry the father of my child - my cousin. But he had a really nice singlewide so I was happy. When we divorced, I married his brother - he had a doublewide and I got it when husband number 2 and I divorced. That's where I live now - with the father of my ex-husbands - who of course is my uncle.

J'sdude 02-11-2004 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches+Feb 11 2004, 05:09 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Feb 11 2004, 05:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Originally posted by -J'sdude@Feb 11 2004, 09:05 PM
Quote:

Originally posted by -Peaches@Feb 11 2004, 05:03 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--J'sdude

Quote:

Quote:

@Feb 11 2004, 08:57 PM
At least others who post can actually formulate a thought, even peaches for God sake.


Pretty damn good for someone with a 3rd grade education, if I do say so myself. B)


It is, peachy. Why did you have to leave school in grade three? Is it common in Georgia?....silly question....duh....

Note that it took me until I was 12 to get to the 3rd grade. Then I got pregnant and had to marry the father of my child - my cousin. But he had a really nice singlewide so I was happy. When we divorced, I married his brother - he had a doublewide and I got it when husband number 2 and I divorced. That's where I live now - with the father of my ex-husbands - who of course is my uncle.[/b][/quote]
Why am I not surprised. If you can even write that, you are from Georgia.
:awinky:

Peaches 02-11-2004 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J'sdude@Feb 11 2004, 09:13 PM
Why am I not surprised. If you can even write that, you are from Georgia.
:awinky:

Unfortunately you are not quite as smart as you think - I'm not from GA.

J'sdude 02-11-2004 08:08 PM

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Originally posted by Peaches+Feb 11 2004, 05:14 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Feb 11 2004, 05:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'sdude@Feb 11 2004, 09:13 PM
Why am I not surprised. If you can even write that, you are from Georgia.
:awinky:

Unfortunately you are not quite as smart as you think - I'm not from GA.[/b][/quote]
That is nothing to do with intelligence dear. :D

*KK* 02-11-2004 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J'sdude@Feb 11 2004, 04:29 PM
"who's worried about the size of his equipment "
sure KK. Nice try honey.

Why is it that people are always the quickest to accuse others of making fun of what they feel to be their most lacking attribute?

So dear, you are the one whose been hoisted on his own petard. Come back when you've gotten a bit of that insecurity out of the way, or go and take some lessons from heqdvd...

Wow Michael, I guess you must have photoshopped Shelby onto the Shelby for your banners too, I guess you learned alot more from FM than you let on!


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