Well, really, she should have guarded that diary a little better. She's gone.

What should my first act of evil be?

wow Colin, sorry to hear that bro !

hope you'll get thru this..

Let's look at the upside. We can have a LOT more fun in Vegas and Miami together. Like old times ;-)

Now I'm upset I missed out on the whore house party. ;-)

yeah me too hahaha

Colin,
my wife in Oregon 'till Thursday,
please include my father and me in your debuchery plans!

if you want him wipoe your ass again in chess-
he is willing and able
;-)))

Well at least you lost weight and look sexy now : )

Hey you can go on a world tour.. visit Serge then come to New Orleans then who knows where..

If you want Colin to stop in your city please name the city so he can put it on his list !
.....




Really hope you are doing ok, let us know if you need anything : )

Colin....

That is rough, bro. I'm sorry.

Now put that great brain to good use and make us all rich!

Really sorry to hear this...

We could round up some (get this) "pornographers" for dinner tonight. You in?

As thrilled as the single females are on this board that there's another single guy, that sucks. :cryin:

We could round up some (get this) "pornographers" for dinner tonight. You in?[/b][/quote]
yes, we are, I am sure Forest and MikeW would join us as well!

what food you are in for?
;-)

and..as we say in Russian:
Esli k drugomu uhodit nevesta-
escho neizvestno komu povezlo"

If your bride leaves for another man-
it's uncertain who is a lucky one
;-))))

C-
At least it wasn't me bro....

:rolleyes:

It sucks, but even "guaranteed for life" lite bulbs need to be changed eventually.
[?]

Mike,

She was bad news.
Everyone knew she was bad news.
I knew she was bad news.

..and I can attest you were a gent and hanged on longer than any of us would.

..and I can attest you were a gent and hanged on longer than any of us would.[/b][/quote]
no doubt Colin was a gent.....
:wnw:

too bad i'm stuck here in Cleveland, or I'd gladly join y'all for dinner.

I like that Mike... can I use it?

Definite pearl! :okthumb:

I like that Mike... can I use it?

Definite pearl! :okthumb:[/b][/quote]
Thanks Voo....
I used that analogy with my 17 year old kid....
[when his 'girlfriend' said bye-bye....]
I told him girls are like light bulbs....eventually they burn out, and need to be replaced. Even the guaranteed for life ones. When it happens, go to the store and get another bulb.
(Ever notice they are for the most part non-returnable?)
<_<

I recall being under the influence of wine spritzers at the time



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Colin - sorry to hear that, hope all is better for you

Billy has a good point, maybe time for some traveling

Thanks Voo....
I used that analogy with my 17 year old kid....
[when his 'girlfriend' said bye-bye....]
I told him girls are like light bulbs....eventually they burn out, and need to be replaced. Even the guaranteed for life ones. When it happens, go to the store and get another bulb.
(Ever notice they are for the most part non-returnable?)
<_<

I recall being under the influence of wine spritzers at the time[/b][/quote]
uhh... those give me wicked hangovers... :o

I'd like to add Vancouver to the list of cities for "Colin's Debauchery Tour"

:)

We are all drug free :)

But we do drink...oh man do we drink ;-))))

Of course.

Send out the bat signal.

You would know South Florida restaurants better than me. Even though I've been here for a year I've pretty much been in self-inflicted lock-down.

Maybe a Japanese Steakhouse?

Nick,

I'm afraid of you. ;-)

You still going to the gym?

http://www.mauifest.com/ant/1.jpg

Obviously not :-))))

We go to bars and hat shops ;-))))

Apparently in that order ;-) ;-)

And then?

http://www.mauifest.com/ant/2.jpg

Sorry to hear it man. That just plain sucks! :( I'm sure you'll rebound nicely though! :okthumb:

colin, it's one of those times in your life when a door shuts and one opens.....sorry it happened, but enjoy your life.....hell I'm coming down there in a month or 2 let's see what we can get into :ph34r:

We were just looking up a couple of old friends ;-)))

A brief explaination.....

WTF? :huh:

First it's Hooper and his wine, brie, and Sex and the City and now we get this purple Girl Scout hat from you!! :P

Both Anthony and I are comfortable in our metrosexuality ;-))))

Metrosexuality is an option , Colin. :-)))

I don't see whats gay about that. But I prefer "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" :-)))



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only at oprano.....

could a thread degenerate from colins breakup to
nick and anthony's metrosexuality and hats
B)

I was counting on it

Hahaha!!

What can I say, I'm a brats and beer and jeans, t-shirt, and baseball hat kinda guy. And I do love cheese but like Labret said some things when you put them all together.....

:unsure:

I was counting on it[/b][/quote]
I thought you were :-)))

"Don't worry , be happy"

My family was classically dysfunctional.

When all hell broke or something serious happened , I made jokes. I still fall back into "the clown" role happily. ;-))))



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I thought you were :-)))

"Don't worry , be happy"[/b][/quote]
If you could only see my smiling face :-)

I thought you were :-)))

"Don't worry , be happy"

My family was classically dysfunctional.

When all hell broke or something serious happened , I made jokes. I still fall back into "the clown" role happily. ;-))))[/b][/quote]
The Universe is classically dysfunctional. The fact that there are a few little swirls of what some people incorrectly label "normal" afloat in the chaos will never change that.

TE,

I know gay when I see it :-))))

You've never met my brother Technick , have you? ;-))))

Pearl!!! ;-)))

Normality was never something I strived for.

Being normal to me is like a girl calling you "cute" (shudders) blander than an Atkins diet cracker;-)))

Damn , Colin , I wish I was still living in Florida. :( I'd love to be part of the festivities tonight :(

Fuck, I wish you were still living here too ;-)

MEN should never be called "cute".

You'd never make it anyway. ;-)

No, but I do believe Sykkboy told me about him from when he worked for you at the Pond.

:D

And I agree everybody has their own quirks and uniqueness but if you can't make fun of your friends once in a while what's life good for? :P

I have to ask - did you guys TELL him she was bad news? I know my girlfriends and I will lay it on the line with each other if we think one of us is with someone they shouldn't be with, but do guys do the same thing?

<!--QuoteBegin--MikeFold@Jan 17 2004, 11:00 AM
It sucks, but even "guaranteed for life" lite bulbs need to be changed eventually.
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And THIS attitude is why I don't want to get married - I want to be a lifetime bulb in a world where they don't exist. :P

thats the difference between a light bulb and a woman...you can UNSCREW a light bulb ;-)))))

Colin, the only thing to feel sorry for is not finding out sooner. So now that you know the real deal, its time to move on.

There are LOTS of hot chicks out there... all ready for a smooth head, and big bain! :D

I envy all single men.

She Should Have Used Quick Buck

No, there is a *secret understanding* between men about women, where we understand that we "Can't live with them. Can't live without them".

So, we usual just get drunk :hic:

Thats not necessary when most of us operate under the assumption that all women are inherently whores and will cheat if given the opportunity.

Sorry to hear you got shit on Colin.

All women cheat. Trust them about as far as you can kick them and you can avoid this in the future.

Call me crazy but I couldn't disagree with you more on this one!

Crazy? Nah, more like naive and deluded.

There is nothing more shallow and insipid than the mind of a woman.