GFY does this quite a lot so I figured Id try out this new feature to see how well you like it.

http://www.gonzomovies.com/lv04/200lbsn20yrs.jpg

I have to admit..... I'd hit it!!! :-))))

With what?
Sorry my math is off.
Its 40 years ago and 400 lbs later.
My bad.

Right about now I'd hit anything with a two legs and a hole. :ph34r:

keep away from my dog!
;-)))

Didn't Ted Kennedy hit it?

Where'd you get the pic of my 1st wife?! :lol:

Gonzo, I think you look better now.

We gotta work on your math... It was 40 years and 400 pounds ago.

isnt that some famous chick ?
i've seen that pic b4 or i've hit it b4, cant remember which came first :)

Im sure it will be along to comment anytime now.
See you got to give it enough time so you can get back from Texas/Indiana/Vegas etc etc to Marina Del Rey.

And if they dont comment...no worries. I got the whole page with the name.

Isn't it strange how you can look at that and think that somewhere you've seen that person before?
Well, on a good note, she's got damn near perfect teeth!

You aint seen it before....youve all been socially engineered.

Me,Kevin, Hellpuppy and Richard N Bush found it in a book he had at dinner at Delmonicos.
It was better'n the nanner noshe.

Darci and I took it around the Rainforrest Cafe and did a quick real life poll to see if anyone would hit it.

I got biz cards so we was playin cupid.

Gonzo, why do you have so much hate for her? Is this what you are paid to do? I dont get you.

What has she done to you that makes her so much worse than anyone else on this board?

We are all psychos in our own little way, give it a break.

Hugs and Kisses

gonzo, i realised who it was right after i posted
that pic has been posted here before

btw, it was nice to finally meet you in Vegas





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He needs to find a lady to calm him down. Know any women that like old chubby guys in rabbit coats?

I do, but I heard she married a guy in Dallas last month. :awinky:

Its ok Brad doesnt get me either.

But hey...when yall got married it gave me some hope.
There are women out there into chubby men that wear fur coats.

He needs to find a lady to calm him down. Know any women that like old chubby guys in rabbit coats?[/b][/quote]
He'd be a real catch compared to some of the yahoos up here.. Sounds like I need to start matchmaking for Gonzo!

Not all of us....

:D

He'd be a real catch compared to some of the yahoos up here.. Sounds like I need to start matchmaking for Gonzo![/b][/quote]
Works for me.
Seems like everybody is worried about me getting laid these days.
So when you start weeding them out here are the first 3 qualifying questions.....

1. Are you shaved?
2. Do you Swallow?
3. Do you take it up the ass?

Forward all qualifing winners pics to gonzo@oprano.com

Works for me.
Seems like everybody is worried about me getting laid these days.
So when you start weeding them out here are the first 3 qualifying questions.....

1. Are you shaved?
2. Do you Swallow?
3. Do you take it up the ass?

Forward all qualifing winners pics to gonzo@oprano.com[/b][/quote]
I can provide you with pictures too! All the women up here require is that you drive and have most of your own teeth! And some of them are SUCH hotties!! :P

He needs to find a lady to calm him down. Know any women that like old chubby guys in rabbit coats?[/b][/quote]
coming from the original fat man who dresses in a lobster suit .... this is a fucking crack up!!!!

:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

what's wrong brad, someone else stealing your thunder?!!??

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can provide you with pictures too! All the women up here require is that you drive and have most of your own teeth! And some of them are SUCH hotties!! :P[/b][/quote]
Send pics and be sure to CC Brad Shaw.
Hes trying to hook a fat brother up!

Some of us more than others........

Is this the best you and Mitnick can do?

How about I search for some old yearbooks which feature your mothers and your aunts. How fucking pathetic!

It's a good thing that a yearbook is open to the public. More pictures!

Come out! Come out!

http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?s...=0&#entry109226

Some of us more than others........[/b][/quote]
Some of you clean up quite nice! :inlove:

Aww I was hoping you were going to taunt me with a C&D again from Clark.
Or maybe get on here and talk smack when you thought I coudlnt log in.
But then again you were in Vega...no Texas...no Indiana.......


Prove us all wrong. Show up and have that day in court like youve screamed for over the past 4 years or go the fuck away. And no I WONT post any pics of Kevin and Darci having fun at Internext or Gameworks. And I took plenty of them and they met plenty of people debunking your 3 headed dog of hell theory.

I did see your boy Luke Ford turn his fat ass and run when he saw us coming toward him disappearing into the crowd like a rancid fart straight fron Dennys.

Where were you in YOUR town?

Gonzo you know I'd hit that oh hell yeah I would.
Oh me so horny

spaz

Some of you clean up quite nice! :inlove:[/b][/quote]
Obviously a subtle insult to those of us who use rope for belts to hold our tattered pants up.

Obviously a subtle insult to those of us who use rope for belts to hold our tattered pants up.[/b][/quote]
Hehehe, nah, I was actually referring to Lance's new and very sexy haircut. :P

Obviously a subtle insult to those of us who use rope for belts to hold our tattered pants up.[/b][/quote]
Darci sez the true geeks use a cat 5 cable for a belt!

Hehehe, nah, I was actually referring to Lance's new and very sexy haircut. :P[/b][/quote]
Wasn't that a SHOCKER? (Not that he cleans up well... but that hair cut! WOW!)

My hubby recognized him right away, but I had to take at least a double-take. VERY impressive! Who would have known what was lurking under all that long hair?

So glad you came up & said hello... I really would have passed you in the aisles and not recognized you on my own. :zoinks:

He stood off to the side when I was talking to someone, and I glanced over a couple of times to see if it was anyone I knew...and it wasn't. :P He finally said something similar to "Even though you don't recognize me anymore....", lol! :)

I had been looking for him the whole time (like I was YOU :angry: ) and had just mentioned no less than 10 minutes earlier that I was pissed I hadn't seen him yet. I was probably seeing him the entire show and didn't know it. :awinky:

I *KNOW*!!!! I really wondered if things just hadn't worked out for you to get to Vegas... I kept popping past the PureCash booth and asking people... at the time, nobody else had seen you either.

Guess I should have asked Gonzo (didn't even THINK of it @ the time) - it's scary, he's really getting to be the contact for these things. lol

And I missed the Krispy Kreme thing cuz I had to leave early (sick kid @ home) - now that I see the pics I really should have stayed. <_<

Was Kaiser at the show?

:agrin:

Hmmmmm ......

Seeing the yearbook pic now I'd guess I'd like to see the names at the bottom of the yearbook page and then the name on the court doc

that would be an interesting 2 + 2 will get you 22


and no I don't doubt it is who ....., well you know who
I just like the subtlety of a brick

The names are to the right of the page

Damn can't this confucy / Mitnick shit just die!!!!!

I mean its tired and lame.

I'm finding it hard to seperate the stalkers from the stalked.

She isn't posting , why try and bait her out.

dull , dull ,dull.

I hate to piss you off, Nick, because from what I have seen and heard, I really like you.

[rant]

However, your statement is not fair. I stopped posting here a couple of weeks before she did, except to come on and thank everyone for meeting us in Vegas. The only reason I posted here in the first place was to discredit the lies she repeats about us anywhere that will hear it. After almost two months, I realized that it was a wasted effort. Once she issued threats of physical violence towards us and threats of harassment towards my child, I realized that she was taking this to a higher level than she has in the past four years. The desperation is kicking in.

We showed up in Vegas because we said we would, unlike another party. Also, because I needed to discuss some business with GonZo.

While she isn't posting here, she is posting the same old garbage elsewhere, and she is continuing the very harassment we are suing her for. No one is stalking her except in her mind. I have been very careful to only use legal avenues available to me to find out who this person is that is harassing and stalking the three of us, and make her accountable for her actions. Even the police told us to hire a private investigator.

My suggestion to make this all go away, is for confucy to show up and tell her side to it. There is no one preventing her from doing so, and she has pleaded for this opportunity for years. If she feels this is a frivolous lawsuit, then she should come forth and let the judge know this.

[/rant]

Now, I will retreat back into my non-posting mode until this all over.

no shit, let's get back to talking about my cleaning up and cute haircut...outside of fucking confucy, NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT KEVIN MITNICK...

darci,

I like you too. :-)))

You are not as crazy and obsessive as confucy , who I grant really is bad news.....

But..... ;-))))

1.) Nothing changes. Its like someone posting "Nick you a stealing pikey bastard". Everyone knows ;-))
2.) Neither of you contribute anything except piss with each other.
3.) Neither of you are really involved with porn
4.) And those of us who aren't really involved , its not really very interesting anymore.

and we can all see:

a.) confucy is crazy ,possibly dangerously so
b.) You are suing her
c.) She probably won't show
d.) my mate gonzo loves to wind her up
e.) She is crazy
f,.) you are suing her.

Thats about it , isn't it?

Of course these are just my opinions...

others may find it entertaining.

;-)))))

Since Serge is letting shit out of the bag Ill agree with everything you said Nick but Darci is getting involved in porn!

Now, now - Darci has put some great links here for technical stuff and she's also offered some great technical advice. :)

Note that Kevin and Darci only started posting here after Confucy ranted and raved about Kevin for years. They originally came here to defend themselves and again, Darci contributes interesting information and is doing business with people she met through this board.

The ONLY reason any of us are hearing ANYTHING about Kevin Mitnick is because of Confucy. :unsure: I think most of us would be thrilled if Confucy found another industry to obsess over and we never had to read another one of her posts. :)

Is she?

;-)))))

Tell us more.....

muhahahahahahahaha

btw $100 will get you 50cents confucy posts within a few minutes ;-)))

Thats a sucker bet. I already hear the cats meowing and the old fingers snapping

Geeky, you are so full of shit it is running from your ears.

You have disappeared and come back more than anyone in the history of the internet. You and your asshole scumbag FAT FELON FUCK boyfriend, Kevin Mitnick, have reputations of suing everyone in sight and harassing the shit out of those who disagree with you. All you have to do is check the archives of major reporting sites on the internet and you will find you and Mitnick bitching about the press being unfair to you. BULLSHIT.

How do you feel about Leo Laporte on KFI last weekend interviewing John Markoff who was a guest on his show?????? HA HA HA Too bad Leo didn't ask Markoff what he thought of Mitnick. John Markoff has been harassed, slandered, and libeled by Kevin Mitnick for years. Why didn't Mitnick sue Markoff in Small Claims Court? Could it be because Markoff doesn't post on pornboards? This is the only forum you came to, Geeky, because you knew it was a hostile one for me and a pro-Shitnick one for you because I made a few enemies. It was intentional, idiot GIRLGEEK BITCH! Mitnick pays his flunkies to do all his dirty work for him. He befriended Gonzo because he needed an Oprano co-hort. Mitnick has said to his ham radio friends that Gonzo is a hillbilly fat slob. Don't you just love it!!!!! And here is Gonzo licking Mitnick's prison ass.

Geeky, nobody in my family ever threatened you or Mitnick. Nobody gives a shit about you. Mitnick started the threats and stalking. Even the posts from the ham radio logs are not mine. You, Darci/geeky, and your lying asshole boyfriend are the ones who were posting in my name, using my IP addresses. You and Mitnick have been stealing my passwords, credit card numbers, and have been inside my computer. I know it. The FBI knows it! And all the important people who need to know the truth about you and Mitnick.............fucking know it.

Harassing your daughter??????????? You little lying bitch. You are the one who drags your daughter around on trips, taking her out of school, introducing her to a career criminal, fucking him in the presence of your 8-year old daughter. You are the one along with Mitnick who talk on x-rated ham radio with your daughter in the car. You are the one who doesn't give a shit about the welfare of your daughter.

FUCK YOU, DARCI WOOD! Did you take your daughter with you when you attended the porn events? Child Welfare Services may be knocking on your door if they read your posts and if they talk to the FBI.

If you can't take a few negative Mitnick posts on a pornboard, then you better get your fat ass out of here! I got Mitnick to come forward, along with you, and show the world what assholes you are. Your words are embedded in porn history. I have nothing to hide. I don't hire investigators to check on your sorry ass. I don't break the law and give out SS#'s and I don't spoof IP addresses like Mitnick did and does, nor do I spoof caller ID numbers and conduct illegal activities with them.

YOU DO. I HAVE PROOF. JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE, YOU LYING PATHETIC BITCH. Now, you are so fucking sick, you are digging around in yearbooks from the 60's trying to prove I am old and feeble. Well, continue your harassment and you won't be taken to a courthouse, you will go directly to jail.

Told you it was a sucker bet Nick

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I didn't read the post ...but

(gloat)

OMG!!!!!!!!!!

Niccolo Machiavelli is my bitch

;-)))

(/gloat)

Your so fucking evil.

Me Im putting in my Brother O Where Art Thou soundtrack followed by dueling banjos.

Pass the moonshine....yeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaw