With the Vegas parties looking to be shorthanded this year...a few of us got together and have been cooking up this MAJOR event. Don't worry our contacts are inpeckerable.

So....
If you don't want to spend $100 to be a playa...
If you don't want to stand in line while da' bros dat dont have a website gets in...
If you don't want to hear a bunch of loud bullshit rap music...
If you don't want your date to be squeezed up on by Big Dick Black...
If you don't want to hear later -- "It's not my fault"...

RSVP to gonzo@oprano.com and attend the 1st ever

FAT FUCKING NOBODY'S BALL

Featuring...
No lines.
No fees.
No bullshit.
Doughnuts!!!
Special apparance by Swine Record's Entertainers of the Year
TOO WHITE & TOO FAT
Held at the Krispy Kreme @ The Aladin.
Time and Date TBA.

http://www.gonzomovies.com/ffnb.jpg

PER - FUCKING - FECT!!!! :-)))))



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Dec 27 2003, 07:05 PM

Let me know and I'll do my best to attend.. great picture. Nick needs to attend to make the event all it should be.

Sounds like a blast!

Yeah , no party is complete without being raided!!!! LOL

There could be an empty chair left for me in absencia though ;-))))

Wish I was going to Vegas now. I could represent the skinny fucking nobodies that love Krispy Kreme's. Do the Krispy Kreme chicks do lap dances in Vegas?

I dunno about that, but a pretty safe bet you go home with your pants sticky and licking your fingers anyway....

Its ok Ulfie.
We had to do something special for Jackie since she was coming to Vegas.
I figured shed like to have a FAT FUCKING MITNICK doughnut.

Hey Kev.... whats your favorite doughnut?

Now THAT'S a party! :rokk:

I'm going to Daytona in Feb but I'm going to stop off in Atlanta on the way down. We definately need to cook up an evil plan for the evening. I'm thinking Krispy Kreme followed by the all-night bingo parlor but I'm a wild man when I'm on the road. :)

Oh we can do better'n that. Ill see if we can prize Orgasmics out of her house...go to the KK on Ponce De Leon...its right up the street from this great little place we can see some rock bands.
Its called the Clairmont Lounge.
I can introduce you to a local legend call Blondie.
She does table top dances.
I think Miss Bunny got to meet her the last time she was down here.

Word of warning, Ulf - from how Gonzo has described Blondie to me, she's even older and saggier than I am. :unsure:

Of course, that gives me a goal as a working opportunity in a few years...... B)

I think Orgasmics would show up for me. She's done some work for me in the past but we've never actually met in person. At any rate, whoever shows up will have fun. Those all-night bingo parlors are a blast. ;)

OK, who's been keeping these all night Bingo parlors a secret from me? :angry:

Last time I saw her was last year at the center bar at the V.
I had at least 2 long island iced teas down the front of my shirt.

I guess I'm the only one sitting here wondering if that wall was sponge painted, bag painted, or rag painted.
My guess is rag painted.

How much did you have to bribe the KK employee for the cool hat? :)

OK, who's been keeping these all night Bingo parlors a secret from me? :angry:[/b][/quote]
Actually, that's code we used to use. When I worked overseas we used to go out all night to the strip clubs and my married buddies used to tell their wives we were going to the bingo parlor. :P

Actually, that's code we used to use. When I worked overseas we used to go out all night to the strip clubs and my married buddies used to tell their wives we were going to the bingo parlor. :P[/b][/quote]
Ah, OK, NOW I get it. :groucho:

(pssst - telling your wife the "code" probably wasn't the smartest thing you could do..... :P)

Ah, OK, NOW I get it. :groucho:

(pssst - telling your wife the "code" probably wasn't the smartest thing you could do..... :P)[/b][/quote]
I would never lie to my wife. I'm going bowling, yeah, that's it, bowling. :)

Word of warning, Ulf - from how Gonzo has described Blondie to me, she's even older and saggier than I am. :unsure:

Of course, that gives me a goal as a working opportunity in a few years...... B)[/b][/quote]
Yeah, but can you crush a beer can with your ass cheeks?

Blondie can...

Word of warning though, as she's aged, I hear she leaks a little bit when she scrunchs it too hard.

I have to admit, I've never tried and unfortunately, all the beer I have in the house is in bottles (and I'm just NOT that brave.....). If I can crush a diet root beer can with my butt, do you think I could still apply? :(

I have to admit, I've never tried and unfortunately, all the beer I have in the house is in bottles (and I'm just NOT that brave.....). If I can crush a diet root beer can with my butt, do you think I could still apply? :([/b][/quote]
Save it for Vegas, I'll bring a video camera...

Why Carrie....thanks for asking....
It was rag painted.

The hat came for free -- I told em I knew the biggest fucking doughnut eating mexican looking Pikey bastard the other side of Canada.

Save it for Vegas, I'll bring a video camera...[/b][/quote]
oh hell....Vegas Bukkake II...

The Mom and Son connection!

You and HP ARE close friends - you both managed to gross me out within 15 minutes of each other. :barfon:

You and HP ARE close friends - you both managed to gross me out within 15 minutes of each other. :barfon:[/b][/quote]
As I just told Darci....
Dont go yet....we are just getting warmed up good.

Well here since you were so kind as to visit the board that I moderate on about your party let let me return the favor. :D
http://choponthelake.com/vegas/vegasbanner.jpg

http://www.greenguyandjim.com/board/showth...40&pagenumber=3


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I still didnt get an engraved invitation.

Nor did you get someone holding the invitation while topless and wearing a fur coat. B)

Simple rule of all parties is topless man in fur coat needs no invitation. :cdance:


PS: That obnoxious button in my sig will take you to more Vegas info. :)

Us fellers from the South mind our manners.
Besides even though I am bringing the fur...it might be a bit too nipply for me to go topless.

Will you make sure I dont get cold?
Peaches is right...you havent delivered my invite topless yet.

My partner in crime gives out the invites in person.

Here she is giving Dr Bizzaro his in person at the last show.
http://www.greenguyandjim.com/miami03/03/dscn3717.jpg

Shes got too much clothing on....
Im used to a more personal and upclose raw party invitation

http://www.gonzo.com/Pic00011.jpg

See you didn't frighten her away wit your fur coat.

I'm sorry but it looks like you will need to show up nekkid to get that kind of invite.

Youve spent too much time away from the family.
Ill give you the same advice I give Confucy....
Be very careful what you ask for!

Party is not over until the fat guy shows up naked.
:bjump: :bjump: :bjump: :bjump: :bjump: :bjump: :bjump:

Oh no, Cleo - don't give him PERMISSION! :zoinks:

:awinky:

You know I'll follow you anywhere, Gonzo! Count me in for a couple Krispi Kremes too! B)

Oh baby!
Dan Tannah suite here we come!!!