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Kelly got her sonogram today.....
It's twins again....good lord someone help me :unsure: |
Congrats! Congrats! Twins . . . AGAIN?????
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haha yep, the originals are going to be 3 in a month
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Congratulations and please cancel any previous babysitting offer from me. B) |
Peaches, start packing up that truck of diapers
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I can't even imagine. :blink:
Well.... congrats! 1st two ---> :bdance: :bdance: 2nd two ---> :purpdance: :purpdance: |
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Shok's supersperm strikes again!
I feel for you buddy, but not in a yeah I'll help you wrangle 4 kids kinda way, just a I feel your pain kinda thing. I see, I see, In your future..... a MINI-VAN :) |
Holy smokes! Congrats, ye of mighty sperm!
:wnw: :wnw: :wnw: Erm, "congrats" ... um, right? Yeah. :P |
Shok, was it really "shocking"?
;-)) mazal tov! |
Shok -
Congrats! I am still trying to figure out if this twin phenomena you have going on is increasing or decreasing as far as its Ebay value;) Give your better half a big hug and kiss...congrats to the both of you!!! |
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She: We gotta sell the LS and get a minivan He: Fuck you, I'm not driving a minivan She: It's practical He: So is an Escalade She: You want baby puke on the leather? I swaer to god Im not driving a minivan..........hmmm does anyone make a really cool one? Fuck it's happening already lol |
I guess the r/c plane thing will have to take a backseat. :nyanya:
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Make two more and you have your very own sport team ;)
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Isn't a minivan (or full sized van) the only thing you can safely put 4 car seats into?
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shut up Peaches
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I can feel it. Shok's going to rebel and get a two-seat sportster!
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bahahahahahahahahahahaha |
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Damn Shok!!
You training them to go into showbiz? There must be some kind of market for 2 sets of twins - there is some sitcom waiting out there for you!! Congradulations!! :rokk: |
LOL, yeah that was the one I was gonna suggest Peaches, the new Armada SUV of Nissan's has plenty of room in it too, bigger than the Escalade and would be easier to get them in and out of the 3rd row seats, you may want to wait though Infiniti has the QX edition of it coming out in the spring, very pimped out... for a family carrier.
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She: We gotta sell the LS and get a minivan He: Fuck you, I'm not driving a minivan She: It's practical He: So is an Escalade She: You want baby puke on the leather? I swaer to god Im not driving a minivan..........hmmm does anyone make a really cool one? Fuck it's happening already lol[/b][/quote] Navigators arent bad, Congrats, WOW in less time you have a larger family than me B) :rokk: What are the odds on getting twins twice in a row ? :awinky: |
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Come on did your parents even put you in a seat belt let alone a car seat? Did they even have seat belts back then? (ducking the punches) lol I only flew outta the car once as a kid, and that was because I opened the door as my mom was making a turn, of course the seat belt held me in but boy did it freak my mom out lol. |
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Holy bejesus! Two sets of twins!! You're gonna be one tired SOB. Congrats!! :okthumb:
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She: We gotta sell the LS and get a minivan He: Fuck you, I'm not driving a minivan She: It's practical He: So is an Escalade She: You want baby puke on the leather? I swaer to god Im not driving a minivan..........hmmm does anyone make a really cool one? Fuck it's happening already lol[/b][/quote] Bow before the master of the house and get a mini-van!! You know you can't win so why even try!! :P |
The value of leaving well enough alone just can't be mentioned enough these days.
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Come on did your parents even put you in a seat belt let alone a car seat? Did they even have seat belts back then? (ducking the punches) lol I only flew outta the car once as a kid, and that was because I opened the door as my mom was making a turn, of course the seat belt held me in but boy did it freak my mom out lol.[/b][/quote] We had some sort of huge Chevrolet wagon, a Buick Kingswood Estate wagon (I will always remember the name of that model as I learned to parallel park in it - I can parallel park ANYTHING now, lol!) and a Volvo wagon. The few times we were in an accident, we won. :P Car seats are here because they're safer. Going back to another post, my parents also let me ride my bike several miles a day in a moderate sized city when I was a kid - not something you'd do today. Times change and we hopefully learn and make things better. Though the simple fact that they stopped frying the McD's apple pie proves that's not always the case. :angry: |
Shok, you really need a job out of the house now! Or another hobby. I am buying a race car and need a fluffer.
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I'm in!
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Holy Moly, two sets of twins?!?!
Congrats to you and Kelly. You are a better man than I. :okthumb: Anybody know the odds on having two sets of twins? |
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Now, if you're talking about having two sets of twins the "natural" way (which, as you know would never happen with Shok because he's sworn never to cheat on me :awinky: ) then the chances decrease substantially. :P |
WTG Shok! You poor poor man (and I do mean poor, as in no money..lol) 4 kids is a lot these days! Though you have to admire Kelly for getting all 4 and only going through labor twice. :)
Congrats!! B) |
You know, twins are the mother's fault....
Shok, as a father of three and co-owner of a minivan, I can tell you Astrovans suck total ass...........go with a Safari or just get the fucking Escalade and cover the seats with protective plastic.... |
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She: We gotta sell the LS and get a minivan He: Fuck you, I'm not driving a minivan She: It's practical He: So is an Escalade She: You want baby puke on the leather? I swaer to god Im not driving a minivan..........hmmm does anyone make a really cool one? Fuck it's happening already lol[/b][/quote] We have a '96 Chrystler Town & Counrty LXi. Has leather seats CD and cassette in dash, passanger and drive side sliding rear doors, privacy glass, The thing is loaded to the teeth. Mini-vans aren't what they used to be. I'm sure the brand new ones have even more stuff in them, like DVD and Power sliding rear doors. BTW, in my experience, the leather seats resist stains and clean up much more easily than any thing else. http://www.carriebartkowiak.com/phot...6/MVC-001F.JPG |
Congrats man! You may want to condsider what I said to the doc after my second one:
"While you've got the hood up, you might as well snip the wires doc". Wow! Twins. Congrats again. |
Shok,
Congrats to you and the mrs. Wow, that is great holiday news!!! |
Shit.. all women should stay away from Shok !!
His sperm are dangerous !! |
Too late, I rubbed up against your woman, Greg's wife, Maria and Pornoman at the wedding.
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congrats!! B)
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NOW you know why he's called "Shok" :P
Wow. DOUBLE CONGRATS!! And I agree with hubby. Wiping up spills (or baby puke) off of leather is *much* easier than trying to scrub it out of fabric. GET THE LEATHER! |
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Everytime I look at this thread I just start laughing......
My first 2 are twins............ I barely survived them....... So I feel for you Shok, I really do......... But at the same time, I keep picturing the look on your face when they told you............ :yowsa: |
Congrats man! :wnw:
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Actually the first 2 were easy, they entertain themselves. Having just one seems alot easier though, but Im used to 2 now. |
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