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sarettah 12-11-2003 06:49 AM

And his synagouge is up in arms over it.....

Getting ready to throw him out....... again !!!





:yowsa:

sarettah 12-11-2003 12:06 PM

He was also spotted the other day in the deli eating a ham sandwich and chasing it with a big tall glass of milk.......


:zoinks:

sarettah 12-11-2003 07:47 PM

Latest Luke Watch update........ Hot off the presses (I can tell you are all so interested in this)


Luke was seen having dinner at the local diner next to his van and although Mogen David and Manishewitz were both available....

He was drinking Boones Farm Apple Wine !!!!!

Oh my god Luke, they are gonna disown you......


:yowsa:

Dravyk 12-12-2003 12:07 AM

This is my first "sympathy post".

sarettah 12-12-2003 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dravyk@Dec 12 2003, 12:15 AM
This is my first "sympathy post".
sympathy ?

we don't need no sympathy......... :groucho:

sarettah 12-12-2003 01:27 PM

Just in.....................


Source close to Luke Ford have told this reporter that.......

Luke has a christmas tree in his van........

"well, he told us it was a channukah bush", my source said, "but it had a 5 pointed star and several Santa Claus ornaments hanging from it, so I'm pretty sure it was a Christmas tree".


This reporter made no attempt to reach Luke Ford for comment and he has not yet replied.....


More detail as it becomes available...........

stay tuned.................

deepundercover 12-12-2003 06:08 PM

Luke denies everything.

sarettah 12-12-2003 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by deepundercover@Dec 12 2003, 06:16 PM
Luke denies everything.
This just in.....

Luke Ford is violating the Jewish Sabbath by posting on adult boards.....









:yowsa:

Winetalk.com 12-13-2003 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by deepundercover@Dec 12 2003, 06:16 PM
Luke denies everything.
Luke, he got you by the balls
;-)))

davecummings 12-13-2003 07:03 PM

In my personal (First Amendment protected) opinion, Luke is someone who will eventually be unwelcome on boards and/or harvesting his livelihood by taking and publishing info off of this and other boards. I've observed him for years in the porn video side of the house--he's dislike/avoided/distrusted by many; I predict that many of the astute folks in Adult Internet side of the house will also feel likewise someday. His "appearance" and negative opinions on 60 Minutes reiterated yet again to me that he is BAD NEWS to us.

Seldom do I talk negatively about anyone---Luke is an exception, one of the very few!

Dave
www.davecummings.com

Peaches 12-13-2003 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by davecummings@Dec 13 2003, 08:11 PM
In my personal (First Amendment protected) opinion, Luke is someone who will eventually be unwelcome on boards
Eventually? :unsure: It's been this way for years, IMHO. I was surprised Dig hired him and even MORE surprised that Lensman hired him. :zoinks:

Carrie 12-13-2003 11:14 PM

I'm getting that stupid newsletter twice a day, every day - even though I'm only signed up to the board with one name.
And there's no unsubscribe link...... GRRRRRRRRRR.
It's about to go in my Spam Arrest banned list.

sarettah 12-14-2003 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie@Dec 13 2003, 11:22 PM
I'm getting that stupid newsletter twice a day, every day - even though I'm only signed up to the board with one name.
And there's no unsubscribe link...... GRRRRRRRRRR.
It's about to go in my Spam Arrest banned list.

I haven't gotten the newsletter at all... even though I have at least 3 different accounts over there......

I think it is because I always mark "allow administrators etc to send you email" as "no"


:huh:

deepundercover 12-14-2003 12:20 PM

I got my flu shot Tuesday but it takes two weeks to work... This week I came down with the flu. I thought I'd come on Oprano to get some sympathy.

sarettah 12-14-2003 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by deepundercover@Dec 14 2003, 12:28 PM
I got my flu shot Tuesday but it takes two weeks to work... This week I came down with the flu. I thought I'd come on Oprano to get some sympathy.
I think it was JR who summed it up for us quite nicely....

"On Oprano you will find Sympathy right between Shit and Syphillis"

:okthumb:


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