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Billy 12-03-2003 10:58 PM

OK.. I need a little help.

Here is the page so you can help me vote for asshole of they year 2003 !

http://isjustanasshole.com/vote2004.html

This year we will take the votes and in Vegas we will use it to HELP us pick a winner so vote now to let us know who you think should win !!

http://leenoga.com/forums/images/smilies/asshole.gif

TheEnforcer 12-03-2003 11:14 PM

Damn, you pick the thing all year and then get all wishy wasy at the end and need help!! :P

Billy 12-03-2003 11:31 PM

Maybe I want to let a few people feel needed : )

Carrie 12-04-2003 01:01 AM

What are the true requirements for being AotY?
Pissing people off more than someone else?
Making an ass of yourself?
Kissing Serge's ass?
Doing all of the above while continuing to make money?

If you want us to vote, you'll have to give us some qualifications to weigh these fine assholes against. :awinky:

Peaches 12-04-2003 07:13 AM

I voted for myself. :nyanya:

dantheman 12-04-2003 07:21 AM

the wife gets my vote, now maybe I'll get lucky :groucho:

Vick 12-04-2003 07:29 AM

My vote can be bought :D

Shok 12-04-2003 07:49 AM

yeah 10 bucks paypal gets 100 votes

Peaches 12-04-2003 08:01 AM

Whoohoo! I'm in the lead! Once Labret, Fletch, Cherry and Confucy vote, that will be four more for ME! :rokk:

mojobill 12-04-2003 08:07 AM

My vote can be had for sexual favors...... :unsure:



oh hell... I voted for peaches anyways! ;-)

Peaches 12-04-2003 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fatbaby@Dec 4 2003, 09:15 AM
My vote can be had for sexual favors...... :unsure:



oh hell... I voted for peaches anyways! ;-)

I am going to be VERY busy in Vegas with payoffs. :zoinks:

Billy 12-04-2003 09:19 AM

Hey wait a minute..
If Peaches wins.. it seems like a lot of other people are going to win ??
I am having flash backs of when Serge won : )

Let see in 2001 the winner of the asshole of the year award was Serge
In 2002 the winner of the asshole of the year award was Sharky.

Who will follow in their shoes ??

Shok 12-04-2003 09:30 AM

I actually won last year, remember sharky cheated

Winetalk.com 12-04-2003 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok@Dec 4 2003, 09:38 AM
I actually won last year, remember sharky cheated
I disagree..you BOTH did, he just did it better
;-))))

Billy 12-04-2003 10:10 AM

No formal complaints of cheating were fowarded to me thus no cheating !

Serge when you won by a landslide nobody said you cheated : )

Well maybe a few people did :zoinks:

Winetalk.com 12-04-2003 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Billy@Dec 4 2003, 10:18 AM
No formal complaints of cheating were fowarded to me thus no cheating !

Serge when you won by a landslide nobody said you cheated : )

Well maybe a few people did :zoinks:

saying I cheated is FUTILE
;-)))

Billy 12-04-2003 11:08 AM

Serge I agree with that statement 100 % !!!

Edd 12-04-2003 11:42 AM

I voted for Peaches too! what do I win? :unsure:

Tonda_WEGCash 12-04-2003 11:50 AM

Hey Billy! Can I get my name fixed so that it is spelled right?

Tonday should be Tonda...you make me sound like a bottle of liquor or something! Yes I will have a Tonday with a splash of soda on the rocks! LOL

Peaches 12-04-2003 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tonda_WEGCash@Dec 4 2003, 12:58 PM
Hey Billy! Can I get my name fixed so that it is spelled right?

Tonday should be Tonda...you make me sound like a bottle of liquor or something! Yes I will have a Tonday with a splash of soda on the rocks! LOL

No fair - now you're going to claim you didn't get the votes you were supposed to get because of the error in the spelling! :angry:

But a Tonday and soda sounds good. :P

dantheman 12-04-2003 12:13 PM

hey bartender,can I get a peach tonday on the rocks please B)

Tonda_WEGCash 12-04-2003 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches+Dec 4 2003, 12:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Dec 4 2003, 12:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Tonda_WEGCash@Dec 4 2003, 12:58 PM
Hey Billy! Can I get my name fixed so that it is spelled right?

Tonday should be Tonda...you make me sound like a bottle of liquor or something! Yes I will have a Tonday with a splash of soda on the rocks! LOL

No fair - now you're going to claim you didn't get the votes you were supposed to get because of the error in the spelling! :angry:

But a Tonday and soda sounds good. :P[/b][/quote]
ROFLMAO! Yep that is it:)

Peaches everyone already knows I am a bitch. No need to correct the spelling of my name for that!

TheEnforcer 12-04-2003 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Billy@Dec 3 2003, 11:39 PM
Maybe I want to let a few people feel needed : )
A TRUE asshole wouldn't give a shit... even at Christmas time!! :P

Billy 12-04-2003 03:44 PM

I am working on fixing it.. give me a break !

Tonda Toys !!

Bishop 12-04-2003 04:17 PM

So many qualified assholes.. who to vote for.. When will the voting booth be closed? I need to know how long I get to use my vote as a bargaining tool.

gonzo 12-04-2003 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bishop@Dec 4 2003, 04:25 PM
So many qualified assholes.. who to vote for.. When will the voting booth be closed? I need to know how long I get to use my vote as a bargaining tool.
Polls can be edited.

Bishop 12-04-2003 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gonzo+Dec 4 2003, 05:01 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Dec 4 2003, 05:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Bishop@Dec 4 2003, 04:25 PM
So many qualified assholes.. who to vote for.. When will the voting booth be closed? I need to know how long I get to use my vote as a bargaining tool.
Polls can be edited.[/b][/quote]

Gonzo this is a poll about asshole webmasters.. with ballots being casted by asshole webmasters. What are you suggesting! Asshole adult webmasters would never do anything like edit the true results of a poll.. your sense of humor gets me every time.. hahaha.. You funny guy!

cj 12-04-2003 06:36 PM

Damn Peaches has already reserved all the votes with sexual favours!!!!!!

you move quick girl!!

:biglaugh:

Billy 12-04-2003 06:37 PM

What.. are you telling me the numbers could be "fixed"

Say its not so !!

[Labret] 12-04-2003 07:15 PM

Well well... it looks like I have a new dream.

Me, Serge, Peaches, a large blue tarp, 12 Mickey Stinger 40 ozs, and a jar of vaseline.

Blood for Blood as the soundtrack. No angel dust this time, I want it to be special.



Last edited by [Labret] at Dec 4 2003, 04:24 PM

cj 12-04-2003 07:21 PM

:huh: :blink: :unsure: :huh: :unsure: :blink:

peaches, RUN!!!!!

Candice 12-04-2003 07:53 PM

i already cast my vote....i go for the september guy!!! :wnw:

*KK* 12-04-2003 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 4 2003, 07:29 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 4 2003, 07:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Billy@Dec 4 2003, 10:18 AM
No formal complaints of cheating were fowarded to me thus no cheating !

Serge when you won by a landslide nobody said you cheated : )

Well maybe a few people did :zoinks:

saying I cheated is FUTILE
;-)))[/b][/quote]
I thought we called it 'lobbying' way back then ;)

Peaches 12-04-2003 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Dec 4 2003, 08:29 PM
:huh: :blink: :unsure: :huh: :unsure: :blink:

peaches, RUN!!!!!

I don't run so fast with the bum leg. :(

Plan B: Make sure all my shots are up to date - I don't want to catch anything!!! :zoinks:

Peaches 12-04-2003 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Dec 4 2003, 07:44 PM
Damn Peaches has already reserved all the votes with sexual favours!!!!!!

you move quick girl!!

:biglaugh:

Yes, I'm making the transformation from Most Shaggable to Most Shagged. :bjump:

Monk 12-04-2003 08:41 PM

What is the url for the internext site? When is that thing anyway?

TheEnforcer 12-04-2003 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Dec 4 2003, 06:44 PM
Damn Peaches has already reserved all the votes with sexual favours!!!!!!

you move quick girl!!

:biglaugh:

You get my vote babe!! That sexy aussie voice does it for me every time!! :inlove:



:yowsa:

gonzo 12-04-2003 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bishop+Dec 4 2003, 05:08 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bishop @ Dec 4 2003, 05:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -gonzo@Dec 4 2003, 05:01 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Bishop
Quote:

@Dec 4 2003, 04:25 PM
So many qualified assholes.. who to vote for.. When will the voting booth be closed? I need to know how long I get to use my vote as a bargaining tool.


Polls can be edited.

Gonzo this is a poll about asshole webmasters.. with ballots being casted by asshole webmasters. What are you suggesting! Asshole adult webmasters would never do anything like edit the true results of a poll.. your sense of humor gets me every time.. hahaha.. You funny guy![/b][/quote]
Bishop you smooth talking son of a bitch....

Hell if you wanna be asshole of the year you know the price!
Serge gets 30% though.

[Labret] 12-04-2003 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches+Dec 4 2003, 05:20 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Dec 4 2003, 05:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--cj@Dec 4 2003, 08:29 PM
:huh: :blink: :unsure: :huh: :unsure: :blink:

peaches, RUN!!!!!

I don't run so fast with the bum leg. :(

Plan B: Make sure all my shots are up to date - I don't want to catch anything!!! :zoinks:[/b][/quote]

Notice how she doesnt say no.

Simply that I will have to bring my van with the lift to accommodate her disability, and she needs to visit her vet first.

You wont be able to tell where Serge ends and I begin.

Joe Sixpack 12-04-2003 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]+Dec 4 2003, 08:07 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ([Labret] @ Dec 4 2003, 08:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -Peaches@Dec 4 2003, 05:20 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--cj
Quote:

@Dec 4 2003, 08:29 PM
:huh: :blink: :unsure: :huh: :unsure: :blink:

peaches, RUN!!!!!


I don't run so fast with the bum leg. :(

Plan B: Make sure all my shots are up to date - I don't want to catch anything!!! :zoinks:

Notice how she doesnt say no.

Simply that I will have to bring my van with the lift to accommodate her disability, and she needs to visit her vet first.

You wont be able to tell where Serge ends and I begin.[/b][/quote]
Serge and Labret can spit roast Peaches.

I'll do the basting. :wankit:

[Labret] 12-04-2003 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack+Dec 4 2003, 08:18 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Joe Sixpack @ Dec 4 2003, 08:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -[Labret]@Dec 4 2003, 08:07 PM
Quote:

Originally posted by -Peaches@Dec 4 2003, 05:20 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--cj

Quote:

Quote:

@Dec 4 2003, 08:29 PM
:huh: :blink: :unsure: :huh: :unsure: :blink:

peaches, RUN!!!!!


I don't run so fast with the bum leg. :(

Plan B: Make sure all my shots are up to date - I don't want to catch anything!!! :zoinks:



Notice how she doesnt say no.

Simply that I will have to bring my van with the lift to accommodate her disability, and she needs to visit her vet first.

You wont be able to tell where Serge ends and I begin.

Serge and Labret can spit roast Peaches.

I'll do the basting. :wankit:[/b][/quote]
19 days and counting. http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/c...g/Ink_Stab.gif

Thanks for that gif tgf, it was love at first sight.



Last edited by [Labret] at Dec 4 2003, 08:31 PM

Joe Sixpack 12-04-2003 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]+Dec 4 2003, 08:23 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ([Labret] @ Dec 4 2003, 08:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -Joe Sixpack@Dec 4 2003, 08:18 PM
Quote:

Originally posted by -[Labret]@Dec 4 2003, 08:07 PM
Quote:

Originally posted by -Peaches@Dec 4 2003, 05:20 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--cj


Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

@Dec 4 2003, 08:29 PM
:huh: :blink: :unsure: :huh: :unsure: :blink:

peaches, RUN!!!!!


I don't run so fast with the bum leg. :(

Plan B: Make sure all my shots are up to date - I don't want to catch anything!!! :zoinks:



Notice how she doesnt say no.

Simply that I will have to bring my van with the lift to accommodate her disability, and she needs to visit her vet first.

You wont be able to tell where Serge ends and I begin.


Serge and Labret can spit roast Peaches.

I'll do the basting. :wankit:

19 days and counting. http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/c...g/Ink_Stab.gif

Thanks for that gif tgf, it was love at first sight.[/b][/quote]
Ten days for me.

I can almost smell those fucking coffeeshops from Australia.

:yowsa:

Winetalk.com 12-05-2003 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]@Dec 4 2003, 07:23 PM
Well well... it looks like I have a new dream.

Me, Serge, Peaches, a large blue tarp, 12 Mickey Stinger 40 ozs, and a jar of vaseline.

Blood for Blood as the soundtrack. No angel dust this time, I want it to be special.

hey!
keep your hands off my girl's ass!
;-)))

Winetalk.com 12-05-2003 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gonzo+Dec 4 2003, 10:46 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Dec 4 2003, 10:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -Bishop@Dec 4 2003, 05:08 PM
Quote:

Originally posted by -gonzo@Dec 4 2003, 05:01 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Bishop

Quote:

Quote:

@Dec 4 2003, 04:25 PM
So many qualified assholes.. who to vote for.. When will the voting booth be closed? I need to know how long I get to use my vote as a bargaining tool.


Polls can be edited.



Gonzo this is a poll about asshole webmasters.. with ballots being casted by asshole webmasters. What are you suggesting! Asshole adult webmasters would never do anything like edit the true results of a poll.. your sense of humor gets me every time.. hahaha.. You funny guy!

Bishop you smooth talking son of a bitch....

Hell if you wanna be asshole of the year you know the price!
Serge gets 30% though.[/b][/quote]
15%, I have to split it with Billy
;-)))

Winetalk.com 12-05-2003 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]@Dec 4 2003, 11:07 PM


Notice how she doesnt say no.


why should she?
I am sure that doing your ass with strap on is on the lots of girl's minds
;-)))

is that why you thought of a vazeline?
;-)))

Billy 12-05-2003 08:02 AM

Humm the winner of this will have another meaning in the end : )

Peaches 12-05-2003 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]@Dec 5 2003, 12:07 AM
Simply that I will have to bring my van with the lift to accommodate her disability, and she needs to visit her vet first.

Why do you have a van with a lift? :zoinks: And is it 4WD? That's the only way you'll be able to get to my house. :P

Quote:

You wont be able to tell where Serge ends and I begin.
So the two of you will be connected to each other??!! It doesn't sound like I even need to be there. :(

Billy 12-06-2003 10:24 AM

Peaches.. you seem to have a lot of support, are you trading sexual favors for all the votes ??

20.. could be a long trip in Vegas !

Will we see you on the show floor : )

cj 12-06-2003 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheEnforcer+Dec 4 2003, 08:50 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheEnforcer @ Dec 4 2003, 08:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--cj@Dec 4 2003, 06:44 PM
Damn Peaches has already reserved all the votes with sexual favours!!!!!!

you move quick girl!!

:biglaugh:

You get my vote babe!! That sexy aussie voice does it for me every time!! :inlove:



:yowsa:[/b][/quote]
Yay I got 1 vote!!!!

Thanks TE, I promise to talk dirty next radio show just for you ;-)



peaches, 2 can play at this game :nyanya:

:biglaugh:

Monk, can I count on your support too lover? :moon:

Monk 12-06-2003 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Dec 6 2003, 05:37 PM
Monk, can I count on your support too lover? :moon:
Ask and ye shall receive.

:inlove:


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