Aside from looking to replace several employees, I have another job available. I need someone to post for me during the week of my honeymoon (next week). Please post your qualifications.

where are you going for HM?

Dear Sir:

I am applying for the position of Interim Board Spammer. I have almost 2 full years of experience on several boards, and my contributions never go unnoticed.

Linguistically, I have a prodigious vocabulary, my diction and grammar are of the highest caliber, and my fluid prose often brings mortal enemies to their knees in supplication (and tears).

Verily, you will not find a more qualified applicant.

As for salary, I was thinking something in the range of $17,000.

Regards,

The Buffster

Dear Sir:

I am applying for the position of Interim Board Spammer. I have almost 2 full years of experience on several boards, and my contributions never go unnoticed.

Linguistically, I have a prodigious vocabulary, my diction and grammar are of the highest caliber, and my fluid prose often brings mortal enemies to their knees in supplication (and tears).

Verily, you will not find a more qualified applicant.

As for salary, I was thinking something in the range of $17,000.

Regards,

The Buffster[/b][/quote]
Buffster,
with those qualifications NOBODY will mistake you for Brad
;-)))

he is looking for an arrogant fuck, not PhD
;-)))

Buffster,
with those qualifications NOBODY will mistake you for Brad
;-)))

he is looking for an arrogant fuck, not PhD
;-)))[/b][/quote]
Easy solution: If he lends me his ferrari for the week, I can get into the arrogant fuck mode.

Dear Mr Shaw,

You fuck off and work at Wendy's and give me your password.

Job sorted!

Four Seasons outside of Puerto Vallerta. Wanted somewhere close and easy, only one flight. It fit the bill. Just a week of relaxation. I hope to finally get laid!

http://fourseasons.com/forward.weml?proper...name=puntamita&

Have fun Brad.

I'd apply but my bra would give me away during the arrogant parts. ;-)p And it would cost 200 pairs of shoes too. lol You'd only go 10 pr tops.

Four Seasons outside of Puerto Vallerta. Wanted somewhere close and easy, only one flight. It fit the bill. Just a week of relaxation. I hope to finally get laid!

http://fourseasons.com/forward.weml?proper...name=puntamita&[/b][/quote]
have fun! give me some of your rejects, I'd need 3 too for the same week
;_)))

Dont mention shoes...them gets people in trouble!

What does it pay, and who do I have to kill.

I'm not personally looking right now Brad, but I heard about someone right up your alley.... This guy would be perfect for us..err...I mean ...you....

:)

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...nada_shotgun_dc

Jailed for Office Gunplay, Man Wants Job Back
Mon Dec 1, 9:15 AM ET

TORONTO (Reuters) - Fired for walking into his office drunk, toting a loaded, sawed-off shotgun and saying he was looking for his bosses, a Canadian man wants his union to help him get his job back.

The incident last April stunned the man's co-workers at the city of Moncton, New Brunswick, where he had worked for 18 years as a tree pruner.

In court last week, George Pavlovsky, 44, was convicted of weapons-related offenses, but was acquitted of attempted murder. He is serving a two-year prison sentence.

Pavlovsky was reported to have been angry about being passed over for a promotion. He was arrested about 15 minutes after the incident began. His bosses away at the time and no one was injured.

The city of Moncton dismissed him, but a week later Pavlovsky went to his union to protest the firing and members agreed the union should help him try to get his job back once he finishes his prison term.

Hey, for 16,500 you and I can fight like we used to, don't give Buff 17 ;)

So this job is just for one week? My friend is looking for work.. but only wants something steady.

Undercutting bitch.

Does the substitute get his/her face blastered between two assholes for the week? B)

Undercutting bitch.[/b][/quote]
Yep.

Brad,

Crawl up a chicken's ass an wait... do I get the job?

:awinky:

what are the qualifications???? :bulb1:

3 years on gfy and well over 500 posts ok well I am lazy when it comes to posting but I am cheap one week for only 1K

Nbritt

Okay.
Ben wants the job.

He doesn't have an oprano account and is out for dinner so I will do this for him.

Over 10 years in sales/marketing in the telecommunications industry both in the UK and Canada.
IT manager at 3 large UK IT firms.

He's qualified and cheap.
Will do it for $300 for the week in hopes of getting some more work afterwards.

30k per month.. 1 year contract.

I guarantee I will save you my salary. Or I will give the money back.

Anything over that I get 20% commission.


Chris

Undercutting bitch.

I will do it for Brads love : )

Wait.. I already have that : )

KK.. can you top that ??

[quote]Originally posted by BradShaw@Dec 1 2003, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Serge_Oprano,Dec 1 2003, 10:32 AM I hope to finally get laid!

Enjoy it like it's your last







because it will be your last :(