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Winetalk.com 11-29-2003 03:49 PM

can you send me some nice t-shirt with inverted star, devil, etc...?

My house been attacked with mormons, Jehova witnesses and such...greeting them nekkid doesn't do the trick anymore
;-((((

cherrylula 11-29-2003 03:55 PM

Just crucify a small animal to your front door. Works like a charm.


: )

Winetalk.com 11-29-2003 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cherrylula@Nov 29 2003, 04:03 PM
Just crucify a small animal to your front door. Works like a charm.


: )

hey! I can't hurt a goat, you know that
;-)))

cherrylula 11-29-2003 03:59 PM

Not goats...more like bunnies or chickens.

Just stay away from gerbils or you might send the wrong message.

need a goaticon ; )

Winetalk.com 11-29-2003 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cherrylula@Nov 29 2003, 04:07 PM
Not goats...more like bunnies or chickens.

Just stay away from gerbils or you might send the wrong message.

need a goaticon ; )

cherry, not good...this si Florida..can you imagine stench?
;_)))

Fletch XXX 11-29-2003 04:22 PM

just grab a Venom shirt, and youll be fine.

http://www.heavymetalonline.co.uk/acatalog...e_VENOM_92.html

may I recommend the Venom long sleeve, Welcome To Hell shirt?

I need to order me this one actually.

http://www.heavymetalonline.co.uk/acatalog/RAZ427.gif

TeenGodFather 11-29-2003 04:43 PM

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a127

:)

CDSmith 11-29-2003 04:59 PM

Yeah, some sort of "Death" shirt, and a mullet wig might work. Oh, and talk like Beavis and Butthead when you greet them.

"uhn-huh-hu... hu-hu....... are you like, amish? Amish chicks RULE... hu-huh"

CDSmith 11-29-2003 05:01 PM

btw.... how come I never see *bowl* under any of Fletchy's posts no more?



Whatupwiththat?

Fletch XXX 11-29-2003 05:04 PM

because i dont smoke as much as i used to.

or drinking for that matter.

believe it or not, i dont even have any pot right now.

im such a good boy.

clean and sober like Keaton!

http://dvdmg.com/cleansoberback.jpg

CDSmith 11-29-2003 05:09 PM

Who are you and what have you done with the Fletchmeister. :ph34r:

Fletch XXX 11-29-2003 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith@Nov 29 2003, 02:17 PM
Who are you and what have you done with the Fletchmeister. :ph34r:
HAHAHA

:D

its Saturday, dont worry, got a buddy coming over, he NEVER coems over with less than an ounce on him.

and he just went up to Humboldt, so no doubt, he says he has 'Trainwreck' cant wait.

:salute:

CDSmith 11-29-2003 05:14 PM

Humbolt! Haven't heard THAT name in a while.

Fletch XXX 11-29-2003 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith@Nov 29 2003, 02:22 PM
Humbolt! Haven't heard THAT name in a while.
I have some *ahem* student friends who go to school there, and come back on weekends.

*cough*

ya know to visit and stuff.

:groucho:

SykkBoy 11-30-2003 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX@Nov 29 2003, 04:30 PM
just grab a Venom shirt, and youll be fine.

http://www.heavymetalonline.co.uk/acatalog...e_VENOM_92.html

may I recommend the Venom long sleeve, Welcome To Hell shirt?

I need to order me this one actually.

http://www.heavymetalonline.co.uk/acatalog/RAZ427.gif

Going to have to place an order for that shirt myself...

I used to have the classic Venom goathead shirt, but it was lost in the housefire I had a couple years ago (along with some classic Black Flag, Impaler and Anthrax shirts)

PornoDoggy 11-30-2003 12:41 AM

Actually, I have found that the Grateful Dead "roses in skull" shrit works quite well. The evangelicals, LDS types, Witnesses and other folks are quite convinced it's satanic anyway.

jimmyf 11-30-2003 08:45 AM

I tell' em my religion is Buddhism, the last one's that came by, said well you don't need us. :rokk: that was 1 1/2 years ago.

Winetalk.com 11-30-2003 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Nov 30 2003, 12:49 AM
Actually, I have found that the Grateful Dead "roses in skull" shrit works quite well. The evangelicals, LDS types, Witnesses and other folks are quite convinced it's satanic anyway.
what about Mormons?
they are after my 10% tighth
;-)))

Peaches 11-30-2003 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Nov 30 2003, 09:58 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 30 2003, 09:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--PornoDoggy@Nov 30 2003, 12:49 AM
Actually, I have found that the Grateful Dead "roses in skull" shrit works quite well. The evangelicals, LDS types, Witnesses and other folks are quite convinced it's satanic anyway.
what about Mormons?
they are after my 10% tighth
;-)))[/b][/quote]
I have Under the Banner of Heaven: A Story of Violent Faith by Jon Krakauer - have you read it? I haven't started it yet - but just started A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson and I'm about to have a brain explosion already. I think I may need something less intense like the evil Mormons to get my mind back on track. :zoinks:

Nickatilynx 11-30-2003 10:18 AM

My Dad used to invite them in , without fail ,an evil twinkle in his eye , and argue different theology all leafding up to him asking...

"Do you save women with loose morals?"

They'd say they did , "Well save one for me darling" and give them 10quid.

It was an old joke , but it made his day everytime he got the chance.

:-)))

CDSmith 11-30-2003 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX@Nov 29 2003, 04:22 PM
I have some *ahem* student friends who go to school there, and come back on weekends.

*cough*

ya know to visit and stuff.

:groucho:

I was actually referring to the infamous Humbolt who used to post over on porncity up until a few years ago.


Anyone here remember Humbolt?

Fletch XXX 11-30-2003 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith+Nov 30 2003, 08:56 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CDSmith @ Nov 30 2003, 08:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Fletch XXX@Nov 29 2003, 04:22 PM
I have some *ahem* student friends who go to school there, and come back on weekends.

*cough*

ya know to visit and stuff.

:groucho:

I was actually referring to the infamous Humbolt who used to post over on porncity up until a few years ago.


Anyone here remember Humbolt?[/b][/quote]
Ah, thought you were talking about that infamous california town known for it's marijuana export and lenient attitude towards growing and smoking it.

Humboldt is a wonderful, magical little place.

:awinky:


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