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can you send me some nice t-shirt with inverted star, devil, etc...?
My house been attacked with mormons, Jehova witnesses and such...greeting them nekkid doesn't do the trick anymore ;-(((( |
Just crucify a small animal to your front door. Works like a charm.
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Not goats...more like bunnies or chickens.
Just stay away from gerbils or you might send the wrong message. need a goaticon ; ) |
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just grab a Venom shirt, and youll be fine.
http://www.heavymetalonline.co.uk/acatalog...e_VENOM_92.html may I recommend the Venom long sleeve, Welcome To Hell shirt? I need to order me this one actually. http://www.heavymetalonline.co.uk/acatalog/RAZ427.gif |
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Yeah, some sort of "Death" shirt, and a mullet wig might work. Oh, and talk like Beavis and Butthead when you greet them.
"uhn-huh-hu... hu-hu....... are you like, amish? Amish chicks RULE... hu-huh" |
btw.... how come I never see *bowl* under any of Fletchy's posts no more?
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because i dont smoke as much as i used to.
or drinking for that matter. believe it or not, i dont even have any pot right now. im such a good boy. clean and sober like Keaton! http://dvdmg.com/cleansoberback.jpg |
Who are you and what have you done with the Fletchmeister. :ph34r:
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:D its Saturday, dont worry, got a buddy coming over, he NEVER coems over with less than an ounce on him. and he just went up to Humboldt, so no doubt, he says he has 'Trainwreck' cant wait. :salute: |
Humbolt! Haven't heard THAT name in a while.
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*cough* ya know to visit and stuff. :groucho: |
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I used to have the classic Venom goathead shirt, but it was lost in the housefire I had a couple years ago (along with some classic Black Flag, Impaler and Anthrax shirts) |
Actually, I have found that the Grateful Dead "roses in skull" shrit works quite well. The evangelicals, LDS types, Witnesses and other folks are quite convinced it's satanic anyway.
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I tell' em my religion is Buddhism, the last one's that came by, said well you don't need us. :rokk: that was 1 1/2 years ago.
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they are after my 10% tighth ;-))) |
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they are after my 10% tighth ;-)))[/b][/quote] I have Under the Banner of Heaven: A Story of Violent Faith by Jon Krakauer - have you read it? I haven't started it yet - but just started A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson and I'm about to have a brain explosion already. I think I may need something less intense like the evil Mormons to get my mind back on track. :zoinks: |
My Dad used to invite them in , without fail ,an evil twinkle in his eye , and argue different theology all leafding up to him asking...
"Do you save women with loose morals?" They'd say they did , "Well save one for me darling" and give them 10quid. It was an old joke , but it made his day everytime he got the chance. :-))) |
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Anyone here remember Humbolt? |
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Anyone here remember Humbolt?[/b][/quote] Ah, thought you were talking about that infamous california town known for it's marijuana export and lenient attitude towards growing and smoking it. Humboldt is a wonderful, magical little place. :awinky: |
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