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Cops Seize 756 Pounds of Smuggled Bologna
Mon Nov 24, 6:59 PM ET
By The Associated Press

EL PASO, Texas - Border agents last week landed a meaty bust, seizing 756 pounds of bologna arranged into the shape of a car seat and covered with blankets in a man's pickup.

U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers seized 81 rolls of Mexican bologna Friday at the Paso Del Norte bridge as the pickup entered the United States.

"It puts the ultimate consumer at risk," said customs spokesman Roger Maier. "Who knows how long these products have gone without refrigeration or without proper handling?"

Children were sitting on top of the illegal load before it was discovered, Maier said. The rear seat had been removed from the extended-cab pickup and the bologna was put in its place.

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WOW, I saw shitload, then I saw smuggled bologna. I thought they smuggled it in their ass. :unsure:

And they want us to believe that the Dept. of Homeland Security is really keeping the borders secure.

OK