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Vick 11-24-2003 09:33 AM

http://www.iondesign.net/drinkometer/


I ranked Ozzy Osbourne - scary.
Could fill over 9 bathtubs with the amount of Liquor I've drank in my lifetime according to Drink-o-Meter

TeenGodFather 11-24-2003 09:35 AM

How accurate. "You are homer simpson"

dantheman 11-24-2003 09:39 AM

haha vick I joined ya, damn spent over 200k on beverages.....that's where my mil went :hic:

Billy 11-24-2003 09:45 AM

Shit I most have done something wrong.. it says I could have filled 33 tubs !!

No more drinking for me !

:hic:

Trev 11-24-2003 10:08 AM

There must be something wrong with that... it says I could fill 148.95 bathtubs and buy 1.27 Ferraris.

:hic: :stout:

TheEnforcer 11-24-2003 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Nov 24 2003, 09:41 AM
http://www.iondesign.net/drinkometer/


I ranked Ozzy Osbourne - scary.
Could fill over 9 bathtubs with the amount of Liquor I've drank in my lifetime according to Drink-o-Meter

Hmmm.. me too!!

spazlabz 11-24-2003 10:12 AM

Mother Theresa!!
2.4 bathtubs and .005 ferraris

I am not a drinker

spaz

Trev 11-24-2003 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spazlabz@Nov 24 2003, 05:20 PM
Mother Theresa!!
2.4 bathtubs and .005 ferraris

I am not a drinker

spaz

I must be doing your share :blink: :unsure:

spazlabz 11-24-2003 10:18 AM

LOL then you been doing it for awhile. I cut down on my drinking significantly when I was in the service, I saw a lot of wasted lives because of it. The strongest thing I can take now is either a very watered down 'girlie drinks' or wine coolers :)

spaz

Trev 11-24-2003 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spazlabz@Nov 24 2003, 05:26 PM
LOL then you been doing it for awhile. I cut down on my drinking significantly when I was in the service, I saw a lot of wasted lives because of it. The strongest thing I can take now is either a very watered down 'girlie drinks' or wine coolers :)

spaz

I'm not a liquor drinker but I do partake in the drinking of a few cold pints every now and then


now and then = when ever I'm allowed :blink:

cherrylula 11-24-2003 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather@Nov 24 2003, 06:43 AM
How accurate. "You are homer simpson"
That's what I got too. hehe

Carrie 11-24-2003 11:43 AM

It called me Mother Theresa, and my average would've been much lower had there been a "0" option for the "on average how many times a week do you go out drinking" question.

Peaches 11-24-2003 12:20 PM

2 glasses of wine once a week make me Homer Simpson. :zoinks:

LadyMischief 11-24-2003 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie@Nov 24 2003, 08:51 AM
It called me Mother Theresa, and my average would've been much lower had there been a "0" option for the "on average how many times a week do you go out drinking" question.
Ditto :) I almost never drink. I got drunk a total of twice at 18, hated it, swore off drinking forever. I do have the occassional corona (not now of course, when I'm not pregnant), and usually only when out with friends or something. I just don't like to drink.

Trev 11-24-2003 12:30 PM

I've figured it out now... because you lady's don't drink your percentage is passed onto someone else and even if they don't want to they must take up the slack and drink on your behalf... I've just come to the conclusion that I am the person taking up the slack for you and thats why I drink....

I must admit it is a pleasure to do this on your behalf :D






















Thats my theory and I'm sticking to it :D

kath 11-24-2003 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches@Nov 24 2003, 09:28 AM
2 glasses of wine once a week make me Homer Simpson. :zoinks:
Me too Peaches... 12.3 bathtubs? Ack!!! That sounds like a helluva lot of booze!

:rolleyes:

Sharpie 11-24-2003 01:02 PM

It is nice to know that after all these years, I have a Chelsea Clinton rating....

LadyMischief 11-24-2003 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trev@Nov 24 2003, 09:38 AM
I've figured it out now... because you lady's don't drink your percentage is passed onto someone else and even if they don't want to they must take up the slack and drink on your behalf... I've just come to the conclusion that I am the person taking up the slack for you and thats why I drink....

I must admit it is a pleasure to do this on your behalf :D



Thats my theory and I'm sticking to it :D

You're welcome to drink all you like on my behalf. I doubt my drinking habits are going to change anytime soon. I've stuck to my guns for over 9 years now hehe..

PornoDoggy 11-24-2003 01:18 PM

My results are based on my age when I quit drinking.

Quote:

With those results you could

Fill this many bath Tubs: 193.2

Buy this many Ferrais: 5.02

Gee ... if I hadn't quit drinking ten years ago I could have REALLY accomplished something. :stout: :hic: :stout: :hic:

spanno 11-24-2003 02:24 PM

it said I'm a lightweight

Fletch XXX 11-24-2003 02:34 PM

Homer.

15.38 tubs of beer.

Id bath in it if i could.

:rokk:

quiet 11-24-2003 02:49 PM

another Ozzy here :hic:

Hubby 11-24-2003 03:12 PM

OK, I did it twice, the age I pretty much stopped drinking and my current age if I hadn't stopped.
Ozzy both times. 14.48 and 26.01 bathtubs, 0.75 and 1.35 Ferrais.

Cassie 11-24-2003 09:11 PM

well i ranked mother teresa but i dont drink so thats not fair! <_<

Hubby 11-24-2003 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hubby@Nov 24 2003, 12:20 PM
OK, I did it twice, the age I pretty much stopped drinking and my current age if I hadn't stopped.
Ozzy both times. 14.48 and 26.01 bathtubs, 0.75 and 1.35 Ferrais.

Ya know, if I included all the under age drinking I did, I think it would be much higher. :rokk:

Dravyk 11-25-2003 03:00 PM

Hmm. I ranked "Homer Simpson" status and have allegedly drank $16,000 worth.

Now that's based on my present level and drinking beer. I tend to drink liquor and beer at conventions. Plus it doesn't account for my college days and when I used to hit the bars and see the bands four times a week in my twenties.

Obviously a low figure and rating then. I demand a better system! :stout:

Torone 11-25-2003 09:56 PM

Damn! Mother Teresa! :biglaugh:

Nickatilynx 11-25-2003 10:16 PM

At my pre non-drinking levels...

It Calculated 4.05 Ferarris!!!!! :-(((

So it looks like thats what I'm gonna save in the next 20 yrs :)

PornoDoggy 11-25-2003 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 25 2003, 10:24 PM
At my pre non-drinking levels...

It Calculated 4.05 Ferarris!!!!! :-(((

So it looks like thats what I'm gonna save in the next 20 yrs :)

The Krispy Kreme index will go up next week. :)

krome 11-25-2003 10:23 PM

$174k and I am an Ozzy Osbourne...thank fuck I packed it in and replaced getting pissed with daily Alcholics Anonymous meetings...

Rocky 11-26-2003 12:31 AM

Chelsea Clinton.

But i'd be ranked as Juan Valdez if it had of been the coffee-o-meter.

Hell Puppy 11-26-2003 01:03 AM

Chelsea Clinton here as well, and it should be lower, but they didn't have small enough numbers available.

GonZo takes up my slack though.

Kittyfuzz 11-26-2003 10:22 AM

Homer Simpson, damn, I need to work on that! how do I reach Ozzy level?

iceicebaby 11-26-2003 10:24 AM

Just call me Ozzy :hic:


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