how far are you from London?

About 360 miles. In a fantastic city know as Newcastle...

Why, are you heading our way?

Newcastle? been there on the way to Scottland...nice beer!
;_))

Yes, in March we are heading your way...maybe you can join us and Netpond guys for =some fun in the capital?
;-)

That would be an great idea :okthumb:


I hope your comming towards the end of March because my mini-me is due around the 3rd :D

mutter mutter grumble grumble

No one ever comes to Australia! :nyanya:

yes, we'll be there between 26 and 1st of April...
and the trip to Belgo is MANDATORY!
;-)))

You can have a drink with my old dad, he'll be in Perth from the 16th of December.

Not quite the same though :D

this is all Greg's fault...I am waiting for the tix he promissed for the second year now
;-)))

Trev, Perth is 10 times further from Brisbane than London is from Newcastle :P

Serge you believe Greg?!?!? Man I thought you were smarter than that. :nyanya:

yes, we'll be there between 26 and 1st of April...
and the trip to Belgo is MANDATORY!
;-)))[/b][/quote]
Belgo? is that the one in Convent garden?

some of the best beer I've drank is Belgian :okthumb:

Of course I beleive! what other choice do I have with Business Class tix to OZ running aroung $12,000 from Miami?

it's either pay $25,000 or trust Greg..
Trusting Greg is CHEAPER in this particular case,
I haven't spent a penny waiting for his tix
;-)))

Belgo? is that the one in Convent garden?

some of the best beer I've drank is Belgian :okthumb:[/b][/quote]
you got it, my man!!!

Beer with wine proof,
lots of it, variety to die for...one of my favorit eateries in London!
;_))

you got it, my man!!!

Beer with wine proof,
lots of it, variety to die for...one of my favorit eateries in London!
;_))[/b][/quote]
Well then I guess its a done deal. See you in March ;-)

Yeh but you haven't come visit CeeJ and I either! :(

holy fuck!
it's gonna be one of the parties to remember!!!!

How do they treat yanks in the local jails?
;-)))

Yeh but you haven't come visit CeeJ and I either! :([/b][/quote]
I am too scared...after you 2 offered my 3 some in Brissie,
my life have never been the same
;-)))

Better than they treat the locals :yowsa:

Better than they treat the locals :yowsa:[/b][/quote]
oh, good!
;-))

my only problem is...with my accent NOBODY takes me for yank
;-)))

oh, good!
;-))

my only problem is...with my accent NOBODY takes me for yank
;-)))[/b][/quote]
At least you don't have a Geordie accent... Cockney's hate Geordies...

Are women invited?

I’m quite pretty and like to drink nice wine :D

as long as they like russkies, I'll be fine
;_))

women???? of course!
It's going to be the party afterwards at Meat's place...we gonna Christen his inground pool...
do you skinny dip?
;-)))

There's nothing skinny about her at the moment, after the birth then maybe :yowsa:

There's nothing skinny about her at the moment, after the birth then maybe :yowsa:[/b][/quote]
Fuck you :steemed:

I will if i loose my baby fat :D

Fuck you :steemed:

I will if i loose my baby fat :D[/b][/quote]
Trev, you are getting lucky tonite!
;-))))

May I point out to the rest of Oprano that things are now being thrown across the room :blink:

Trev, you are getting lucky tonite!
;-))))[/b][/quote]
Oh I think I'm going to get fucked alright, just not in a way that I'm used too :(

hey, b1tch,
do him good!!!!!!!!



http://www.sergesmuseum.com/uploaded//_B6336109_40.jpg

Im going to serge :D

OH GOD NO!!!


Don't give her ideas!!!

sorry, mano, but....I always site with women
;-))

b1tch, need MORE ideas?
;-)))

Yes please :D

flog him and make pics!
;-)))

flog him and make pics!
;-)))[/b][/quote]
I've had to send her off shopping to calm her down, you've got her all worked up.

She's picking things up and giving them a real close look... you've got me worried about my exit hole here :blink: :unsure:

I've had to send her off shopping to calm her down, you've got her all worked up.

She's picking things up and giving them a real close look... you've got me worried about my exit hole here :blink: :unsure:[/b][/quote]
exit...entrance...
it's ALL rtelative, as you gonna find out pretty soon
;-)))

Thats an understatement ;-)))))

Northern bastards! ;-)))

I agree... all bastards :D

So.. I'm getting in the ass and I'm a northern bastard
On the subject where in the UK are you from Nick
From 'daan saaaf' I believe
The weather is much better down there I hear

So I was told any way
One thing I do know is the price of beer is over the top
Under Leeds on the map and prices go right through the roof
The price of housing is insane and only a nutter would pay for a
House in the capital
Everyone knows that it's better value for mon-ay up North
Rather than get ass raped living in London I prefer
Newcastle personaly

But some good nights out are to be had down there
All those bars, clubs and restaurants are quality
Some of the finest theatres in the land are to be found and
The football teams don't suck
As bad as mine does as mine was
Rrelegated to
Division one but hey I'm still mad about
Sunderland

;-)))

ahahahahahahaha

I have no answer!

Hmmm...This thread inspired an update

http://www.sexeducatoon.com/page5.htm


HOW TO GET ASS FUCKED:

Prostrate Gland Stimulations
There are many types of action that produce prostrate gland stimulations.
Meeting a woman with a big strap on
Meeting a Russian with a broomstick
Telling a pregnant woman she's fat
Insulting a Webmaster's Wife
Screwing around on webmaster boards
Posting illegal content on websites
Participating in pedophile type activities
Promoting adult sites to minors
Mutual Fisting

Oh now you tell me.... 6 hours of anal battery and then you post it :yowsa: