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Toolz 11-11-2003 11:49 PM

Okay as the term is thrown around more frequently on this board lately than beads at Mardi Gras, what would your definition of a millionaire be?

To me, it's someone holding 1 million in liquid assets, or having the ability to write a check for 1 million. I don't agree with any of this earning it 10 years banter that's being thrown around, if you don't have it liquid, you're not a millionaire, everyone theoretically "should" earn 1 million + in their lifetime given inflation, etc

Carrie 11-11-2003 11:53 PM

I never thought of it as being purely liquid, as most people take into account houses, cars, stocks etc when they're saying that some is "worth millions".
But I can see your point - it's certainly easier to identify someone as a millionaire when they could write a check for one million and have that much sitting in a spendable account.

BradShaw 11-11-2003 11:56 PM

If you can literally write a check today for $1million, you may not have your monies properly invested. But if you claim to be a millionaire, you best be able to write a check for $1million within a few days without selling the house and cars!

Toolz, bring your $ to Vegas, I will let you know if you are a millionaire.

Toolz 11-11-2003 11:58 PM

Brad,

I make no claims to the aforementioned :) and yeah sorry shouldn't have the million in a checking account that's insane but easily liquidated.

girlgeek 11-12-2003 12:03 AM

I tend to agree with Brad. I don't think it needs to be completely liquid, but should exclude your house and car. So, if you needed a million quick, you could get your hands on it without losing everything.

girlgeek=not a millionaire

Mike AI 11-12-2003 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw@Nov 12 2003, 12:04 AM
If you can literally write a check today for $1million, you may not have your monies properly invested. But if you claim to be a millionaire, you best be able to write a check for $1million within a few days without selling the house and cars!

Toolz, bring your $ to Vegas, I will let you know if you are a millionaire.


By that definition I am POOR!!!

:headwall:

BradShaw 11-12-2003 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI+Nov 11 2003, 09:13 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike AI @ Nov 11 2003, 09:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--BradShaw@Nov 12 2003, 12:04 AM
If you can literally write a check today for $1million, you may not have your monies properly invested. But if you claim to be a millionaire, you best be able to write a check for $1million within a few days without selling the house and cars!

Toolz, bring your $ to Vegas, I will let you know if you are a millionaire.


By that definition I am POOR!!!

:headwall:[/b][/quote]
And even with $1million liquid, thats nothing these days. I am 28, figure I will live atleast 60+ more years....1,2,3,4,5 million is nothing. I am poor like MikeAI!



Last edited by BradShaw at Nov 11 2003, 09:16 PM

Carrie 11-12-2003 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI+Nov 12 2003, 12:13 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike AI @ Nov 12 2003, 12:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--BradShaw@Nov 12 2003, 12:04 AM
If you can literally write a check today for $1million, you may not have your monies properly invested. But if you claim to be a millionaire, you best be able to write a check for $1million within a few days without selling the house and cars!

Toolz, bring your $ to Vegas, I will let you know if you are a millionaire.


By that definition I am POOR!!!

:headwall:[/b][/quote]
Quit yer bitchin' Mike - by that definition I'm picking food out of trash cans! I'll move up to your level of "poor" and be damned happy about it, LOL! :D

J'springer 11-12-2003 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Toolz@Nov 11 2003, 08:57 PM
Okay as the term is thrown around more frequently on this board lately than beads at Mardi Gras, what would your definition of a millionaire be?

To me, it's someone holding 1 million in liquid assets, or having the ability to write a check for 1 million. I don't agree with any of this earning it 10 years banter that's being thrown around, if you don't have it liquid, you're not a millionaire, everyone theoretically "should" earn 1 million + in their lifetime given inflation, etc

I think that about sums up exactly what I said and have had to say a few times now.

SweetT 11-12-2003 12:28 AM

I am not sure how to define millionaire....but it is my history that those that tell you they are....aren't.


--T

J'springer 11-12-2003 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SweetT@Nov 11 2003, 09:36 PM
I am not sure how to define millionaire....but it is my history that those that tell you they are....aren't.


--T

I would agree with that.

Diamond Jim 11-12-2003 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw@Nov 12 2003, 12:15 AM
And even with $1million liquid, thats nothing these days. I am 28, figure I will live atleast 60+ more years....1,2,3,4,5 million is nothing. I am poor like MikeAI!
I am poorer than both of you put together...and have the cars to prove it!

Where is pornoman when you need him?

J'springer 11-12-2003 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Diamond Jim+Nov 11 2003, 09:42 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Diamond Jim @ Nov 11 2003, 09:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--BradShaw@Nov 12 2003, 12:15 AM
And even with $1million liquid, thats nothing these days. I am 28, figure I will live atleast 60+ more years....1,2,3,4,5 million is nothing. I am poor like MikeAI!
I am poorer than both of you put together...and have the cars to prove it!

Where is pornoman when you need him?[/b][/quote]
When will you be passing the collection plate DJ?

Diamond Jim 11-12-2003 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 12 2003, 12:52 AM
When will you be passing the collection plate DJ?
After the sermon...

Today's topic - "When you call someone a liar because they quote your own words back to you, and you're too stupid to remember you lied in the first place, it's polite to apologize or be confirmed as the worm that you are."

"And behold, a pale horse. And his name that sat on it was DJ. And hell followed with him.."

Toolz 11-12-2003 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Diamond Jim+Nov 11 2003, 10:00 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Diamond Jim @ Nov 11 2003, 10:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 12 2003, 12:52 AM
When will you be passing the collection plate DJ?
After the sermon...

Today's topic - "When you call someone a liar because they quote your own words back to you, and you're too stupid to remember you lied in the first place, it's polite to apologize or be confirmed as the worm that you are."

"And behold, a pale horse. And his name that sat on it was DJ. And hell followed with him.."[/b][/quote]
Way to throw in the Johnny Cash reference DJ :)

slavdogg 11-12-2003 02:27 AM

if one has a net worth of a million $ than they're a millionare and that includes equity in their houses, stocks, bonds, cash and other investments.

but a millionare aint shit these days. There are 8 million millionares in the US.

spazlabz 11-12-2003 03:49 AM

Millionaire = Not Me

yet

spaz

pimpdog 11-12-2003 04:18 AM

I can barely afford rent... :matey:

Winetalk.com 11-12-2003 04:41 AM

ahhh...good ole days...
I was Billionair....in Turkey and if pack of smokes didn't cost 1,750,000....
;-)))

DaveAFX 11-12-2003 07:20 AM

I am still trying to be a hundredaire. Someday soon I hope.

Peaches 11-12-2003 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DaveAFX@Nov 12 2003, 08:28 AM
I am still trying to be a hundredaire. Someday soon I hope.
You and me both! :unsure:

sarettah 11-12-2003 08:26 AM

I am poisionally woiking on my 5th million...........

















gave up on the first 4...........

:yowsa:

DaveAFX 11-12-2003 08:38 AM

Peaches,

Are all the leaves off the trees in N. GA? I am bringing my wife up next week, and she's never seen "foliage".

Winetalk.com 11-12-2003 08:40 AM

one day we make a survey and find the board which has the HIGHEST concentration of millionairs
;-)))

Peaches 11-12-2003 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DaveAFX@Nov 12 2003, 09:46 AM
Peaches,

Are all the leaves off the trees in N. GA? I am bringing my wife up next week, and she's never seen "foliage".

Yep - all gone for about a week now. :( They weren't pretty this year anyway.

Carrie 11-12-2003 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarettah@Nov 12 2003, 08:34 AM
I am poisionally woiking on my 5th million...........
gave up on the first 4...........

:yowsa:

Hehehe :okthumb:

Ooh hey Dave if you feel like crossing two more state lines, the foliage is still pretty nice here in VA.

DaveAFX 11-12-2003 09:04 AM

Carrie, thanks.

Going to Connecticut after GA. Everything is gone there too.

quiet 11-12-2003 09:54 AM

i've got well over a million USD cash sitting in the bank. please, someone tell me where to put it (beyond my other shitty investments)...

BradShaw 11-12-2003 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet@Nov 12 2003, 07:02 AM
i've got well over a million USD cash sitting in the bank. please, someone tell me where to put it (beyond my other shitty investments)...
Hire a financial advisor. I am sure you have some rich friends, find someone that comes well recommended. There are 50 places your $ could be, rather than a checking account gaining less than 1% interest. I have a lot of my money in mutual funds. Up quite a bit this year, of course the entire market is up. Thankfully none of the funds I am in are involved in the big current SEC investigation.

media 11-12-2003 10:59 AM

I'm a millionair when it comes to the pesos.. I go down to mexico and buy all the chicklets that I want..

But Million US.. no sorry =(

The term millionaire does get thrown around alot, but still most of the people using the term have alot more money than most of the people around here... Haha..

Media :blink:

voodooman 11-12-2003 11:36 AM

I think the definition of a millionaire is with a post count over 1000 on GFY.

:ph34r:

Winetalk.com 11-12-2003 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet@Nov 12 2003, 10:02 AM
i've got well over a million USD cash sitting in the bank. please, someone tell me where to put it (beyond my other shitty investments)...
put them in staggered CD's and collect interest...

100% secure, provides INCOME regardless of buisness conditions and quite liquid..

everything is so high now that I am affraid to commit to anything else

Shok 11-12-2003 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Diamond Jim+Nov 11 2003, 09:42 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Diamond Jim @ Nov 11 2003, 09:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--BradShaw@Nov 12 2003, 12:15 AM
And even with $1million liquid, thats nothing these days. I am 28, figure I will live atleast 60+ more years....1,2,3,4,5 million is nothing. I am poor like MikeAI!
I am poorer than both of you put together...and have the cars to prove it!

Where is pornoman when you need him?[/b][/quote]
godamn who has the pictures from that dinner in phoenix

LadyLaw 11-12-2003 11:47 AM

I couldn't resist posting this:

A Kosher Millionaire
You have three lifelines to help you, as follows:
1. You may call your Rabbi for his opinion.
2. You may ask the congregation for their opinion.
3. You may consider your spouse's opinion...or not.
4. Bonus lifeline! Your Mother will give you her opinion, whether you ask for it or not.


Lets play: So you wouldn't mind being a Kosher Millionaire.

For $500
Q. Who is Israel's favorite Internet provider?
A. NetanYahoo.

For $1,000
Q. What is the name of a facial lotion made for Jewish women?
A. Oil of Oy Vey.

For $2,000
Q. What is the title of the new horror film for Jewish women?
A. Debbie Does Dishes.

For $4,000
Q. What is the technical term for a divorced Jewish Woman?
A.The "Plaintiff."

For $8,000
Q. How does a Jewish kid verbally abuse his playmates?
A."Your Mother pays retail."

For $16,000
Q. In the Jewish doctrine, when does the fetus become human?
A. When it graduates from medical school.

For $32,000
Q. What does a Jewish women do to keep her hands soft and her nails long and beautiful?
A. Nothing, she does nothing at all.

For $64,000
Q. Define "Genius".
A. A "C" student with a Jewish mother.

For $125,000
Q. What do you call a bloodthirsty Jew on a rampage?
A. Genghis Cohen.

For $250,000
Q. Why did the Moyel retire?
A. He just couldn't cut it anymore.

For $500,000
Q. If Tarzan and Jane where Jewish, what would Cheetah be.
A. A fur coat.

For $1,000,000
Q. What is the difference between a Jewish Grandmother and an Italian Grandmother?
A. 10 lbs.

Sharpie 11-12-2003 11:57 AM

You need to start doing your IRAs - $8,000 tax deductible this year
You can put another $2,000 in a Roth.

I would recommend Alliance-Bernstein - just make sure you have a good investment counselor. I am sure there are many other good ones. I also have some Franklin. Bonds can also be a steady investment.

These things are a must - you will be glad you did!!

The best investment I have ever seen is Real Estate. Buying the right property, in the right place, at the right time - But sometimes it is not quickly liquid. But, with the new lline of credit loans at 4% - you can alwys get money pretty quickly, until you can liquidate.

But, most of all - deversify.

J'springer 11-12-2003 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyLaw@Nov 12 2003, 08:55 AM
I couldn't resist posting this:

A Kosher Millionaire
You have three lifelines to help you, as follows:
1. You may call your Rabbi for his opinion.
2. You may ask the congregation for their opinion.
3. You may consider your spouse's opinion...or not.
4. Bonus lifeline! Your Mother will give you her opinion, whether you ask for it or not.


Lets play: So you wouldn't mind being a Kosher Millionaire.

For $500
Q. Who is Israel's favorite Internet provider?
A. NetanYahoo.

For $1,000
Q. What is the name of a facial lotion made for Jewish women?
A. Oil of Oy Vey.

For $2,000
Q. What is the title of the new horror film for Jewish women?
A. Debbie Does Dishes.

For $4,000
Q. What is the technical term for a divorced Jewish Woman?
A.The "Plaintiff."

For $8,000
Q. How does a Jewish kid verbally abuse his playmates?
A."Your Mother pays retail."

For $16,000
Q. In the Jewish doctrine, when does the fetus become human?
A. When it graduates from medical school.

For $32,000
Q. What does a Jewish women do to keep her hands soft and her nails long and beautiful?
A. Nothing, she does nothing at all.

For $64,000
Q. Define "Genius".
A. A "C" student with a Jewish mother.

For $125,000
Q. What do you call a bloodthirsty Jew on a rampage?
A. Genghis Cohen.

For $250,000
Q. Why did the Moyel retire?
A. He just couldn't cut it anymore.

For $500,000
Q. If Tarzan and Jane where Jewish, what would Cheetah be.
A. A fur coat.

For $1,000,000
Q. What is the difference between a Jewish Grandmother and an Italian Grandmother?
A. 10 lbs.

What's the difference between an Italian wife and a Jewish wife?
An Italian wife tells her husband to buy Viagara
A Jewish wife tells her husband to buy Pfizer. :D

Mike AI 11-12-2003 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyLaw@Nov 12 2003, 11:55 AM
I couldn't resist posting this:

A Kosher Millionaire
You have three lifelines to help you, as follows:
1. You may call your Rabbi for his opinion.
2. You may ask the congregation for their opinion.
3. You may consider your spouse's opinion...or not.
4. Bonus lifeline! Your Mother will give you her opinion, whether you ask for it or not.


Lets play: So you wouldn't mind being a Kosher Millionaire.

For $500
Q. Who is Israel's favorite Internet provider?
A. NetanYahoo.

For $1,000
Q. What is the name of a facial lotion made for Jewish women?
A. Oil of Oy Vey.

For $2,000
Q. What is the title of the new horror film for Jewish women?
A. Debbie Does Dishes.

For $4,000
Q. What is the technical term for a divorced Jewish Woman?
A.The "Plaintiff."

For $8,000
Q. How does a Jewish kid verbally abuse his playmates?
A."Your Mother pays retail."

For $16,000
Q. In the Jewish doctrine, when does the fetus become human?
A. When it graduates from medical school.

For $32,000
Q. What does a Jewish women do to keep her hands soft and her nails long and beautiful?
A. Nothing, she does nothing at all.

For $64,000
Q. Define "Genius".
A. A "C" student with a Jewish mother.

For $125,000
Q. What do you call a bloodthirsty Jew on a rampage?
A. Genghis Cohen.

For $250,000
Q. Why did the Moyel retire?
A. He just couldn't cut it anymore.

For $500,000
Q. If Tarzan and Jane where Jewish, what would Cheetah be.
A. A fur coat.

For $1,000,000
Q. What is the difference between a Jewish Grandmother and an Italian Grandmother?
A. 10 lbs.

:yowsa: :lol:

I am sending this to Granny!!

Good to see you on the board again!! :D

pornoman 11-12-2003 03:41 PM

Shok,

I have those pics..

haha

Man you guys are rich..congrats on all your success..

Im a thousandaire!

Minte 11-12-2003 03:49 PM

You are a millionaire,when you can walk into a bank and borrow 40million.

Shok 11-12-2003 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornoman@Nov 12 2003, 12:49 PM
Shok,

I have those pics..

haha

Man you guys are rich..congrats on all your success..

Im a thousandaire!

Chris, scan them and email them to me.

hehehe did DJ ever see the certain pic?

Not the one where you pissed in his beer, but the other one.

pornoman 11-12-2003 04:07 PM

I never peed in his beer..i just let my dick soak in it..

I dont know which pic you are looking for but i have a few poses with a special item that was found..

Then.. I also have some very gay poses of gabe..

Diamond Jim 11-12-2003 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok@Nov 12 2003, 04:02 PM
Chris, scan them and email them to me.

hehehe did DJ ever see the certain pic?

Not the one where you pissed in his beer, but the other one.

I have the mpeg where he pissed in my beer.....lucky for me, I don't drink beer....I gave that one to Zimm....

Shok 11-12-2003 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornoman@Nov 12 2003, 01:15 PM
I never peed in his beer..i just let my dick soak in it..

I dont know which pic you are looking for but i have a few poses with a special item that was found..


thats the one :D

Winetalk.com 11-12-2003 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minte@Nov 12 2003, 03:57 PM
You are a millionaire,when you can walk into a bank and borrow 40million.
shit....
;-(((

NOBODY in their right mind land me that....

I am a failure, thanks for ruining my day
;-)))

Carrie 11-12-2003 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DaveAFX@Nov 12 2003, 09:12 AM
Carrie, thanks.

Going to Connecticut after GA. Everything is gone there too.

Oh well then you'll get to see some pretty foliage along the way, unless you're flying. If you're going up 95 and 81 though you'll get sick of seeing it... that's one hell of a lonnnnnnng drive :)


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