Peaches, my vote is NO
;-)))

Peaches, if the second vote came from clemsontiger,
guess what?
;-))))

Yes, I heard..... :angry:

In addition to what he owes me for wrecking the truck (and let me add that by totalling it, he saved himself $2500+ from when he wrecked it last year.....) and college - the $20K+ party plan - we have a deal that when he's rich, he can give me $2mil to leave him alone. :P

Now thats my kinda college fund :rokk:

Peaches,

Will you adopt me?

:okthumb:
Come on, say yes and be different, everyone else says no.

Sure! I'm betting you're cheaper than what I have now. :P

Hey, right now Im living on 500 a week.

I live pretty cheap.

So, when can I move in?

Peaches.. they dont GET cheaper.. just older.... :moon:

You must first insure the vacancy. B)

You must first insure the vacancy. B)[/b][/quote]
Peaches, don'tr say that!

I taught Voodoo how to make offers one can't refuse
;-)))

Peaches, don'tr say that!

I taught Voodoo how to make offers one can't refuse
;-)))[/b][/quote]
Serge,

Will YOU adopt me?

:D

Serge,

Will YOU adopt me?

:D[/b][/quote]
yes, if you eat the foods I eat
;-))))

yes, if you eat the foods I eat
;-))))[/b][/quote]
Ok, now Ill be auctioning myself off to Peaches or Serge.

I'll goto the highest bidder.

I will eat whatever foods Serge eats, or do whatever Peaches
wants me to do.

Lets begin.

ok, first I have to put you to the test:

Breakfast: pickled herring, smoked salmon, 4 cups of Turkish/Espresso coffee

lunch - nothing

dinner: fried pork intensines, jelly fish, 5-6 diferent green stuffs, fave beans, liver and a glass of chianti
;-)))

will you manage without puking at least 3 times?
;-)))

Serge,

This is not a problem.

I CAN eat anything I want, its just a matter of taste and
I simply dont like the way somethings taste.

In short, I COULD eat a dead prostitutes pussy for the
right figure($$$)

Oh, and Fava Beans??? No problem, I have changed
my mind about them since my last visit to your house.

:okthumb:



Last edited by voodooman at Oct 21 2003, 09:01 AM

c'mon, I won't make you subject to this...

can you give me a quote for you to kiss them?


http://www.shiteaters.com/

they come with free drinks to wash it off
;-)))

Serge,

the quote will be the same to kiss her, as to lick her.
A dead prostitute is a dead prostitute, no matter how
you slice it.

:lol:

c'mon you are too expensive!

gimme 25% discount and we have a deal!
;_)))

Are we seeing another new reality site in the making??!!

I'll make Voodoo famous!
;-)))

Vick

I think you maybe onto something.

But, for a reality show, and me???
I'm going to have to insist on it
being a, Oprano Gets Voodoo a Date
show.

Ill eat anything on the planet for some
of the girls on the new Joe Millionaire show.

Oh, and Serge,
25% discount is yours.

So, can we NOW begin?

What I really love is (I don't think) Serge didn't even see the price and he said it was too high and asked for 25% discount

... there's something to be learned there



... Now if I could somehow just get this painting I could show the OTHER side of the coin :D
http://cotac.com/Italy03/MILAN/food/last-supper4.JPG



Last edited by Vick at Oct 21 2003, 10:35 AM

I didn't, Vick, but Jewing Voodoo down is easy
;-)))

*ahem* If we're going to do a reality show, it needs to be about an adult child living with his Mother in the basement with no car to drive because he wrecked the new truck she was letting him use and he owes her billions of dollars for other screwups. :P

I'll eat nearly anything on the planet just to have the new Joe Millionaire walk around in my house for the next 3 months in nothing but jeans and his cowboy hat :okthumb:

(No Serge, I will NOT eat feces, so please don't even post that disgusting web site)

Serge,

Im sure you are well aware, you get what you pay for,
but seeing how you never asked for a price, only
a discount, I had no problem coming off the already
low low price of 1.25 million 25%.

Jewing me down really wasnt as easy as you thought.

But smile, it will be worth it.

Peaches, leave this alone, and Ill buy you a new truck.

:lol:

Serge,

Im sure you are well aware, you get what you pay for,
but seeing how you never asked for a price, only
a discount, I had no problem coming off the already
low low price of 1.25 million 25%.

Jewing me down really wasnt as easy as you thought.

But smile, it will be worth it.[/b][/quote]
Voodoo, I'll get my money back in heartbeat,
everybody wanna see you eating this!

;-))

http://www.amateursweb.com/slideshow...donated036.jpg

Peaches, leave this alone, and Ill buy you a new truck.

:lol:[/b][/quote]
Deal! :okthumb:

Serge,

No Problemo.

At least she still has some color. :butt:

not anymore, the pic is 3 months old...
but I can assure you , she stoill has some flesh left
;-)))

not anymore, the pic is 3 months old...
but I can assure you , she stoill has some flesh left
;-)))[/b][/quote]
No problem again, Vodka kills taste and germs.

Your in a no win situation, unless you agree to
the deal, then your a winner all the way around.

Here's a question most Mothers don't hear from their kids:

"How did a thread that started as a poll asking if I was going to pay you back end up talking about eating out a dead prostitute?"

:ph34r:

Tell him thats my fault, and please convey to him my apologies.

And,

getting back on the thread, I do believe he pays you back
everytime he says the words, "Mom, I love you and thank you
for being my mother".

:okthumb:

that's classic!!!!!! :D :lol: :) :agrin: :biglaugh:

From the mouths of babes......... lmao@Clemson

no fuckin way.. sorry im not giving it back