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Vick	10-14-2003 07:54 PM

http://www.readmyboobs.com/

"My name is Bamboo (my parents will be upset if I give my real name)
and I am an NYU film student. I was inspired by a similar website by
a self-proclaiming not so hot guy (and very young) that seems to be
doing pretty well. I decided to give my boobs a try on the open market.
I think my boobs are nicer to look at even though they might be harder
to write on.

Send me your message and I will write whatever you like on my BOOBS.
I will link the message written on my BOOBS to whatever website you wish"

Mike AI

10-14-2003 08:03 PM

Think she has been around for awhile..... bad boob job, they look tight.

Hell Puppy

10-14-2003 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Oct 14 2003, 07:11 PM
Think she has been around for awhile..... bad boob job, they look tight.

Yup, too big for the body. I bet they were probably spectacular before the implants. Nice nipples, chip a tooth on those bad boys...

XXXPhoto

10-14-2003 10:03 PM

This site is a scam for collecting email addresses from surfers...

If you look at the picture here:
http://www.readmyboobs.com/boobs/00029%20(WinCE).jpg

Then compare that pose to the second 'thumbnail' in the animatied banner:
http://www.readmyboobs.com/468X50.gif

Note that image is exact same pose/body position but the text is different...
Also, even on the larger images the text on body does not conform to the
shape of the body. Only token distortion of the lettering...

It pays to notice the little shit... ;o)

Vick	10-14-2003 10:41 PM

Thanks XXXPhoto

Glad I used your email address when trying to submit :(

Edit - how long did you have to look at all those pics to figure that out?
If I didn't know better I'd think you are a pervert ...

As it is I know you're a pervert :inlove:

Last edited by Vick at Oct 14 2003, 09:51 PM

XXXPhoto

10-14-2003 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Oct 14 2003, 06:49 PM
Thanks XXXPhoto

Glad I used your email address when trying to submit :(

Edit - how long did you have to look at all those pics to figure that out?
If I didn't know better I'd think you are a pervert ...

As it is I know you're a pervert :inlove:

Vick...

Sorry to kill the fantasy for ya... lol... Actually when first saw images the
lettering looked TOO perfect/linear... Then saw how letters didn't conform
to curve of breasts and body... Then saw the graphic at bottom in
animation that had different text than upper pic (used in my post above)
but was same image... so what's that, 2-3 mins soup to nuts I guess...

Actually, this isn't a bad scam...er... marketing idea... lol

Damn right I'm a pervert... Jell-O and Chickens are FUN! :nyanya:

Vick	10-14-2003 11:38 PM

I knew all that time you spent finger painting boobies would be useful someday

bluedesignstudios

10-15-2003 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Oct 14 2003, 07:46 PM
I knew all that time you spent finger painting boobies would be useful someday

Hahaha :P

slavdogg

10-15-2003 01:10 AM

have you guys seen the Vikings resort they're promoting ?
http://www.cat69.com/desires.html

that gives a NEW meaning to ALL inclusive

KevinG

10-15-2003 01:39 PM

I'll write anything on my dick for free, but the message better not be too long.

princess

10-15-2003 03:50 PM

LOL! Kevin..

HI will about cover it huh?

Winetalk.com

10-15-2003 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Oct 14 2003, 07:11 PM
Think she has been around for awhile..... bad boob job, they look tight.

oh puuuhleeze!

I'll write ANYTHING on my boobs too!
;-)))

...and even show them on all the boards...
my ass is included FREE!
;-)))

gonzo

10-15-2003 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by princess@Oct 15 2003, 02:58 PM
LOL! Kevin..

HI will about cover it huh?

I have branding....SAUCERHEAD

Winetalk.com

10-15-2003 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KevinG@Oct 15 2003, 12:47 PM
I'll write anything on my dick for free, but the message better not be too long.

Kevin,
can you write
Long Live the Communist Party of the Soviet Union" in 3/4" high letters?
;-)))

princess

10-15-2003 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 15 2003, 12:06 PM

Kevin,
can you write
Long Live the Communist Party of the Soviet Union" in 3/4" high letters?
;-)))

He said it couldn't be too long hon!

:bdance:

Winetalk.com

10-15-2003 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by princess+Oct 15 2003, 03:08 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (princess @ Oct 15 2003, 03:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Oct 15 2003, 12:06 PM

Kevin,
can you write
Long Live the Communist Party of the Soviet Union" in 3/4" high letters?
;-)))

He said it couldn't be too long hon!

:bdance:[/b][/quote]
Princess, if I can do it, so can he!

it's not THAT long,
and neither am I!
;-)))

Shok	10-15-2003 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Oct 15 2003, 12:02 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Oct 15 2003, 12:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Mike AI@Oct 14 2003, 07:11 PM
Think she has been around for awhile..... bad boob job, they look tight.

oh puuuhleeze!

I'll write ANYTHING on my boobs too!
;-)))

...and even show them on all the boards...
my ass is included FREE!
;-)))[/b][/quote]
RRRED wants you to put

BOOBIEBUCKS.COM

Winetalk.com

10-15-2003 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok+Oct 15 2003, 03:11 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Shok @ Oct 15 2003, 03:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Quote:

Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Oct 15 2003, 12:02 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Mike AI

Quote:

@Oct 14 2003, 07:11 PM
Think she has been around for awhile..... bad boob job, they look tight.

oh puuuhleeze!

I'll write ANYTHING on my boobs too!
;-)))

...and even show them on all the boards...
my ass is included FREE!
;-)))

RRRED wants you to put

BOOBIEBUCKS.COM[/b][/quote]
she can save lots of money if she puts it herself...and as I stated before,
putting it on my ass is FREE!

(no, Gonzo, you CAN NOT take me on my offer)
;-)))

princess

10-15-2003 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 15 2003, 12:10 PM
Princess, if I can do it, so can he!

it's not THAT long,
and neither am I!
;-)))

I guess it depends on how big someone writes.

and I don't believe you! LOL!

traffic ho

10-15-2003 04:14 PM

Mine are better :wnw: :okthumb:

gonzo

10-15-2003 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Oct 15 2003, 03:12 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Oct 15 2003, 03:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Quote:

Originally posted by -Shok@Oct 15 2003, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Oct 15 2003, 12:02 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Mike AI

Quote:

Quote:

@Oct 14 2003, 07:11 PM
Think she has been around for awhile..... bad boob job, they look tight.

oh puuuhleeze!

I'll write ANYTHING on my boobs too!
;-)))

...and even show them on all the boards...
my ass is included FREE!
;-)))

RRRED wants you to put

BOOBIEBUCKS.COM

she can save lots of money if she puts it herself...and as I stated before,
putting it on my ass is FREE!

(no, Gonzo, you CAN NOT take me on my offer)
;-)))[/b][/quote]
Damn!
Im over here scrubbing off Saucerhead so I can get "Oprano -The Family that Does Business" on there. Had too much white space left.
And thats one pale white sausage.

Carrie

10-15-2003 04:53 PM

Folks have been displaying advertising on boobs for ages... they just weren't bare boobs :)
Hell the army got a lot of miles out of that t-shirt they gave me, lol

Winetalk.com

10-15-2003 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by princess+Oct 15 2003, 03:19 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (princess @ Oct 15 2003, 03:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Oct 15 2003, 12:10 PM
Princess, if I can do it, so can he!

it's not THAT long,
and neither am I!
;-)))

I guess it depends on how big someone writes.

and I don't believe you! LOL![/b][/quote]
you don't beleive me that I am small???????

c'mon, the depth of my concrete around the pool is 2 inches bigger!

that IS small!
;-)))

KevinG

10-16-2003 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by traffic ho@Oct 15 2003, 12:22 PM
Mine are better :wnw: :okthumb:

Yours are NOT better......they're the BEST! :wnw: :bjump:

traffic ho

10-16-2003 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KevinG+Oct 16 2003, 09:57 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (KevinG @ Oct 16 2003, 09:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--traffic ho@Oct 15 2003, 12:22 PM
Mine are better :wnw: :okthumb:

Yours are NOT better......they're the BEST! :wnw: :bjump:[/b][/quote]
You'll see more than the twins if you take me to the World Series Thursday!

:rokk: :salute:

KevinG

10-16-2003 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by traffic ho@Oct 16 2003, 10:50 AM
You'll see more than the twins if you take me to the World Series Thursday!

:rokk: :salute:

Oh crap. I guess I should've procured tickets before I made the invite. Now I feel bad. I guess I better be extra good on Saturday to make up for it.

You see the problem is that I could only get two tickets, and we really need three, as you can see by the photo below. I guess that message doesn't have to be too short afterall.
http://www.smutdrs.com/keving.jpg

pr0nkster

10-01-2007 08:58 PM

Re: Read My Boobs.com

For that kind of cash I`d get soooo many chicks elsewhere! :wnw:
Someone introduced me to a similar outfit 2 years ago:
www.charlisangels.com/angels.htm

I like `em russian, has the price gone up again??? I still keep a photo of the babes we had, a mix of local and foreign talent.

http://www.exotic-resort.com/babes.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by slavdogg (Post 509721)

have you guys seen the Vikings resort they're promoting ?

that gives a NEW meaning to ALL inclusive

Jace	10-01-2007 09:00 PM

Re: Read My Boobs.com

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0nkster (Post 795917)

wow, talk about a horrible spam attempt

how old is this thread? 4 years or so????

wtf....hahaha

DUMBASS

Hammer

10-01-2007 09:01 PM

Re: Read My Boobs.com

Bumping a 4 year old thread as your first post? WTF?

Jace	10-01-2007 09:06 PM

Re: Read My Boobs.com

ah, i see now

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Vi...&start=20&sa=N

someone is finding the term "Vikings resort" on google and spamming their shit

gonzo

10-01-2007 09:32 PM

Re: Read My Boobs.com

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 795921)

ah, i see now

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Vi...&start=20&sa=N

someone is finding the term "Vikings resort" on google and spamming their shit

Its amazing the links in google from Oprano isnt it?

Jace	10-01-2007 10:44 PM

Re: Read My Boobs.com

Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 795923)

Its amazing the links in google from Oprano isnt it?

it is amazing the link ANY forum has in google man, google eats forum pages up like cookies

I have 3-4 forums running right now that are all rss posted forums, google hits them 500-600 times a day minimum

Rcourt64

10-02-2007 08:42 AM

Re: Read My Boobs.com

Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 795923)

Its amazing the links in google from Oprano isnt it?

You should see how images in here do on google from Oprano,
Apparently this board is very strong in ranking with them.
Maybe I need to watch what I say & show around here from now on?
Hmmm? :scratchin Well... Uhhh...NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK THAT!!! Who wants some of this??? :box2: hehehe

Forest

10-02-2007 10:43 AM

Re: Read My Boobs.com

Quote:

Originally Posted by traffic ho (Post 510185)

Yours are NOT better......they're the BEST! :wnw: :bjump:[/b]

You'll see more than the twins if you take me to the World Series Thursday!

:rokk: :salute:[/quote]

FREE MARY34D!!!!!!!!!!!

spazlabz

10-02-2007 03:15 PM

Re: Read My Boobs.com

Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 509935)

I have branding....SAUCERHEAD

Wow, has it been that long? Brings back some memories man :)

spaz

Forest

10-02-2007 03:27 PM

Re: Read My Boobs.com

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 795918)

wow, talk about a horrible spam attempt

how old is this thread? 4 years or so????

wtf....hahaha

DUMBASS

well atleast the spam had 3 fine asses in it

makes it a little more easy on the eyes

LOL

gonzo

10-08-2007 06:17 PM

Re: Read My Boobs.com

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forest (Post 795943)

You'll see more than the twins if you take me to the World Series Thursday!

:rokk: :salute:

FREE MARY34D!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]
Mary left me stranded at the alter in Vegas.
I miss her.

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