would you please send us something different this Xmass?

;-)))

I'm going out on a limb and suggesting a whetstone.

ball gag will be more appreciated,
especially if it's left for her own use
;_)))

You won't cut tomatoes with a ball gag.

I squash tomatoes and turn them into tomatoe juice
;-)))

I thought you were being a peacemaker , Serge?

Practice what you preach or become catholic! ;-)))))

Nick,
"peacemaker" is an ungrateful job...
I tried doing it this morning and...I am NOT good at it
;-))))

I don't beleive in persuing career one has no talent for
;-)))

I understand totally.

I tried honesty once. It made me break out in scams ;-))))

I'm under a self imposed restriction to keep sharp knives out of my immediate presence (I have several scars from my clumsiness - in addition to those where I've burned myself on ovens/stoves....), but I do have a damn set of Ginzu knives I bought 10+ years ago that cut everything I need cut. I think I paid $15 for everything, lol! :okthumb:

I don't remember claiming it never needed sharpening ... that would be false advertising, there's no such thing.

perhaps you could use your tongue to sharpen it

Nick,
"peacemaker" is an ungrateful job...
I tried doing it this morning and...I am NOT good at it
;-))))

I don't beleive in persuing career one has no talent for
;-)))[/b][/quote]
Is that peacemaker or PIECEmaker? :D

Ginsu knifes rule ...

:lol:

I don't remember claiming it never needed sharpening ... that would be false advertising, there's no such thing.

perhaps you could use your tongue to sharpen it[/b][/quote]
I think your clit is more abrasive....
;-)))

My mom ordered some Ginsu knives when I was a kid... probably 25 years ago. They still work perfectly...

As a matter of fact, just the other day I needed to cut a tin can and an old shoe. Piece of cake... Thanks Ginsu! :okthumb:

I certainly hope T is giving you more funding than *that* to keep
the NatNames network running...

:P