ADD

OCD

now

CWS = Celebrity Worship Syndrome

yes folks Now a " medical" cop out for those who cant get enough of their favorite stars

cant wait to see the first Legal Defnse of someone by using this syndrome

I am personally handicapped with PSS..... (Public School Syndrome)

and have chronic NMS....... (No Money Syndrome)

and have just recently been diagnosed with LTS .........(Liberal Thought Syndrome)

and these are all just part of the ASS............(American Societal Syndrome)

:yowsa:

I suffer from

LDS

as well as FGCFS

its a sad sad life

:(

Ohh, that PSS syndrome sucks! I have that too, one day, I will be cured of it. But until then, I just suffer!!!!

It also has made me come down with NFL sydrome. Nooo, not what you think, No fucking life syndrome!

I think there should be a syndrome purely for Adult Webmasters.

Its when your mood varies depending on how well the joins are coming in.

SDD.

Signup Deficency Disorder


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ROTFL, Nick!!! :rokk:

SARS has nothing over SDD!!

How about an adult webmasters wannabee or groupie syndrome.

I know a certain Granma oiut in Marina Del Ray that suffers from it.

gonzo, do you really think that deserves a whole condition of its own?!?! its only 1 person!! :P

BMS for gfy - beer money syndrome!

CJ, your comment reminded me of another adult webmaster malady:

IMAPS, aka, "I'm A Playa Syndrome", aka, "I'm A Pimp Syndrome"

Symptoms: Thinking you're something that you're not; pretending you're much "bigger" than you are, followed by falling for your own bullshit.

Age: Newbies are usually not effected, but cases have been known in this group. Most effected are middlebees who have a fleeting taste of (what they would consider) success; usually stumbling into "big money" for a short period of time.

Condition can become acute if too much time is spent around porn stars, celebrity parties, casinos and car showrooms.

While older industry people are infected the least in number, those who are infected at this later stage will develop the most severe cases, often leading to delusions of grandeur, white collar theft, and excessive spending followed by deep debt, more delusions, more theft, and eventually dementia.

Treatment: Anything from continual board bitch-slaps to successive (financial) quarters of decreasing profits, and ever higher credit card bills can sometimes help the victim.

Cure: Reality.

In some cases, this condition has been known to be professionally terminal.

I know its rare but I think you can contract it from too much Ham Radio sammitches and readin too many social engineering books.