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Peaches

09-13-2003 12:03 PM

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Shok	09-13-2003 12:10 PM

awww I'm still hungover from partying with parents last night.......I never thought I would say that.

I got home at 2am and some teenagers set off some type of propane bomb in their back yard while their parents were out of town and caught the whole backyard on fire.

I'm never going out of town when the twins become teens.

So I pulled a lawn chair out of the garage and called the firedepartment and watched the festivities insue.

I'm making plans to be close when the parents get back on Sunday.

Peaches

09-13-2003 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok@Sep 13 2003, 12:18 PM
awww I'm still hungover from partying with parents last night.......I never thought I would say that.

I got home at 2am and some teenagers set off some type of propane bomb in their back yard while their parents were out of town and caught the whole backyard on fire.

I'm never going out of town when the twins become teens.

So I pulled a lawn chair out of the garage and called the firedepartment and watched the festivities insue.

I'm making plans to be close when the parents get back on Sunday.

LOL! That sounds like quite a gift - free entertainment. :P Between this and the snakes.....

Do you feel older? Go ahead - feel yourself all over...or was that your OTHER birthday gift to yourself? :moon:

Mike AI

09-13-2003 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok@Sep 13 2003, 11:18 AM
awww I'm still hungover from partying with parents last night.......I never thought I would say that.

I got home at 2am and some teenagers set off some type of propane bomb in their back yard while their parents were out of town and caught the whole backyard on fire.

I'm never going out of town when the twins become teens.

So I pulled a lawn chair out of the garage and called the firedepartment and watched the festivities insue.

I'm making plans to be close when the parents get back on Sunday.

Do you live next to the simpsons?

Take any photos?

Vick	09-13-2003 12:17 PM

Turn it up!!!

<embed src="http://www.italianjewelry.net/The_Beatles_lyrics_wav/The_Beatles_lyrics_Happy_Birthday.wav" controls="console" autostart="true" hidden="false" width="144" hight="60" volume="100" loop="true">
</embed>

Shok	09-13-2003 12:19 PM

if I was a tad more sober I would have remembered to take pics.

I learned my parents can drink me under the table.
I also learned that alcohol makes a 200db explosion and a 50 ft fireball not seem like such a big deal.

SykkBoy

09-13-2003 12:52 PM

but Peaches, my birthday isn't until November :(

HoneLynn

09-13-2003 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok@Sep 13 2003, 08:18 AM
I got home at 2am and some teenagers set off some type of propane bomb in their back yard while their parents were out of town and caught the whole backyard on fire.

That was supposed to be a fireworks display. I swear, I just can't find decent help these days.

Hippo birdie two ewe!

Opti	09-13-2003 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Sep 14 2003, 02:25 AM
Turn it up!!!

<embed src="http://www.italianjewelry.net/The_Beatles_lyrics_wav/The_Beatles_lyrics_Happy_Birthday.wav" controls="console" autostart="true" hidden="false" width="144" hight="60" volume="100" loop="true">
</embed>

hahaha Vick... that had me looking for hidden popup windows!

wheredafcukisthatmusakcominfrom???

Peaches

09-13-2003 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy@Sep 13 2003, 01:00 PM
but Peaches, my birthday isn't until November :(

You got an award for BLA? (Best Looking Asshole), big fella? :P

But there's hope for you - especially after cutting off the dreds. :awinky:

Sabby

09-13-2003 05:48 PM

Happy Birthday Shok, sweetie!

Sabby:)

sarettah

09-13-2003 07:35 PM

Happy Birthday Shok......

:hic:

Shann

09-13-2003 07:53 PM

Happy bday tough guy, you are a mental Virgo just like the rest of the crazy Americans I know! LOL

Congrats on the fireworks, here in Toronto we just use uhhhhhh fireworks...... lol

:rokk:

Billy

09-14-2003 01:34 AM

Happy B-day to one of my FAVORITE assholes !!

See you soon : )

cj	09-14-2003 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok@Sep 13 2003, 11:27 AM
I learned my parents can drink me under the table.

Well ... you had to pick it up from someone ...
:biglaugh:

Happy b'day good looking asshole!! :bjump:

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