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Vick	09-08-2003 10:33 AM

With the discussion going on about Football and Chess I had a great idea to make Chess a exciting Spectator Sport

It's your move
http://www.nofreeporn.com/chess.jpg
:P

voodooman

09-08-2003 10:34 AM

Now thats what I call, Check Mate!!!

Almighty Colin

09-08-2003 10:35 AM

It's good to be King.

Winetalk.com

09-08-2003 10:51 AM

there is only ONE way to have Chess as exciting sport -
play the game...
;-))

I do....

http://www.sergesmuseum.com/uploaded...1B1B_chess.gif

voodooman

09-08-2003 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Sep 8 2003, 08:59 AM
there is only ONE way to have Chess as exciting sport -
play the game...
;-))

I do....

http://www.sergesmuseum.com/uploaded...1B1B_chess.gif

With that horse looking on, this could turn into beastiality at any
moment.

:-))

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09-08-2003 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by voodooman+Sep 8 2003, 10:02 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (voodooman @ Sep 8 2003, 10:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Sep 8 2003, 08:59 AM
there is only ONE way to have Chess as exciting sport -
play the game...
;-))

I do....

http://www.sergesmuseum.com/uploaded...1B1B_chess.gif

With that horse looking on, this could turn into beastiality at any
moment.

:-))[/b][/quote]
bestiality...what a passe..remember goats?
;-)))

Vick	09-08-2003 11:06 AM

En Passant - is that when one moves a goat two squares forward to try to avoid capture by the opponent's goat? :D

voodooman

09-08-2003 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Sep 8 2003, 09:08 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Sep 8 2003, 09:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Quote:

Originally posted by -voodooman@Sep 8 2003, 10:02 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano

Quote:

@Sep 8 2003, 08:59 AM
there is only ONE way to have Chess as exciting sport -
play the game...
;-))

I do....

http://www.sergesmuseum.com/uploaded...1B1B_chess.gif

With that horse looking on, this could turn into beastiality at any
moment.

:-))

bestiality...what a passe..remember goats?
;-)))[/b][/quote]
Goats?

Thats not beasitality, thats just plain fucking insane.

:yowsa:

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09-08-2003 11:22 AM

sorry, voodoo, I forgot you only eat cows....and ocassionally bulls
;-)))

voodooman

09-08-2003 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Sep 8 2003, 09:30 AM
sorry, voodoo, I forgot you only eat cows....and ocassionally bulls
;-)))

Beef, its whats for dinner.

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09-08-2003 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by voodooman+Sep 8 2003, 10:43 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (voodooman @ Sep 8 2003, 10:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Sep 8 2003, 09:30 AM
sorry, voodoo, I forgot you only eat cows....and ocassionally bulls
;-)))

Beef, its whats for dinner.[/b][/quote]
you can call it anyway you want,
there is a reason some ladies call it "meat"
;-)))

voodooman

09-08-2003 11:41 AM

I dont know much about women.

:(

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09-08-2003 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by voodooman@Sep 8 2003, 10:49 AM
I dont know much about women.

:(

voodoo, it's the same word in gay slang....
;-)))

voodooman

09-08-2003 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Sep 8 2003, 09:51 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Sep 8 2003, 09:51 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--voodooman@Sep 8 2003, 10:49 AM
I dont know much about women.

:(

voodoo, it's the same word in gay slang....
;-)))[/b][/quote]
Well, Im sorry, but I dont understand a word your saying.

:D

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09-08-2003 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by voodooman+Sep 8 2003, 11:03 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (voodooman @ Sep 8 2003, 11:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Quote:

Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Sep 8 2003, 09:51 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--voodooman

Quote:

@Sep 8 2003, 10:49 AM
I dont know much about women.

:(

voodoo, it's the same word in gay slang....
;-)))

Well, Im sorry, but I dont understand a word your saying.

:D[/b][/quote]
Voodoo, in English,
gay=happy
;-)))

Almighty Colin

09-08-2003 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Sep 8 2003, 10:14 AM
En Passant - is that when one moves a goat two squares forward to try to avoid capture by the opponent's goat? :D

*I* thought it was funny, Vick ;-)

Vick	09-08-2003 01:09 PM

Thanks, I was actually throwing Serge a straight line (something about getting behind the goats and taking it after after moving) he he he

Dravyk

09-08-2003 01:21 PM

Or you could always make chess more exciting by playing the Russell Crowe version.

... Everytime you take an opponent's piece you get to punch him in the face.

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09-08-2003 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin+Sep 8 2003, 12:04 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Colin @ Sep 8 2003, 12:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Vick@Sep 8 2003, 10:14 AM
En Passant - is that when one moves a goat two squares forward to try to avoid capture by the opponent's goat? :D

*I* thought it was funny, Vick ;-)[/b][/quote]
so did LL
;-)))

Almighty Colin

09-08-2003 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dravyk@Sep 8 2003, 12:29 PM
Or you could always make chess more exciting by playing the Russell Crowe version.

... Everytime you take an opponent's piece you get to punch him in the face.

Hell, let's stick to the basics and drop the pretense of the chessboard and pieces.

voodooman

09-08-2003 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin+Sep 8 2003, 11:42 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Colin @ Sep 8 2003, 11:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Dravyk@Sep 8 2003, 12:29 PM
Or you could always make chess more exciting by playing the Russell Crowe version.

... Everytime you take an opponent's piece you get to punch him in the face.

Hell, let's stick to the basics and drop the pretense of the chessboard and pieces.[/b][/quote]
Isnt it just sex at that point?

:agrin:

Almighty Colin

09-08-2003 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by voodooman+Sep 8 2003, 12:43 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (voodooman @ Sep 8 2003, 12:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Quote:

Originally posted by -Colin@Sep 8 2003, 11:42 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Dravyk

Quote:

@Sep 8 2003, 12:29 PM
Or you could always make chess more exciting by playing the Russell Crowe version.

... Everytime you take an opponent's piece you get to punch him in the face.

Hell, let's stick to the basics and drop the pretense of the chessboard and pieces.

Isnt it just sex at that point?

:agrin:[/b][/quote]
Two words. Donkey Punch.

voodooman

09-08-2003 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin+Sep 8 2003, 11:45 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Colin @ Sep 8 2003, 11:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Quote:

Originally posted by -voodooman@Sep 8 2003, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -Colin@Sep 8 2003, 11:42 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Dravyk

Quote:

Quote:

@Sep 8 2003, 12:29 PM
Or you could always make chess more exciting by playing the Russell Crowe version.

... Everytime you take an opponent's piece you get to punch him in the face.

Hell, let's stick to the basics and drop the pretense of the chessboard and pieces.

Isnt it just sex at that point?

:agrin:

Two words. Donkey Punch.[/b][/quote]
hahaha, never tried it, but I hear it she never forgets you.

:lol:

SykkBoy

09-08-2003 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by voodooman+Sep 8 2003, 01:01 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (voodooman @ Sep 8 2003, 01:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Quote:

Originally posted by -Colin@Sep 8 2003, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -voodooman@Sep 8 2003, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -Colin@Sep 8 2003, 11:42 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Dravyk

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

@Sep 8 2003, 12:29 PM
Or you could always make chess more exciting by playing the Russell Crowe version.

... Everytime you take an opponent's piece you get to punch him in the face.

Hell, let's stick to the basics and drop the pretense of the chessboard and pieces.

Isnt it just sex at that point?

:agrin:

Two words. Donkey Punch.

hahaha, never tried it, but I hear it she never forgets you.

:lol:[/b][/quote]
...and isn't that REALLY what sex with random strangers in all about anyways?

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