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sarettah 08-18-2003 08:29 PM

http://www.marycarey.com/main.html

I want some of the action... bet the hits to it are going through the roof.... :yowsa:

http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_...rycarey.com#top

12,776 in alexa for today.... average 9,151 for the week.....

up from down in the 450,000 zone..... Go Mary Go !!!! :yowsa:

I like this campaign poster too..... :okthumb:
http://www.marycareyforgovernor.com/




Last edited by sarettah at Aug 18 2003, 07:38 PM

sarettah 08-18-2003 08:33 PM

from: http://www.marycareyforgovernor.com/

My Gubernatorial Platform
The most important issue facing California right now is our $38 billion deficit and 6.7% unemployment rate. California needs a governor who will get our finances in order! As a “political outsider,” I have fresh, original ideas for helping the state generate revenue and reduce its deficit. Here are just some of them:

1. Legalize gay marriage in California. This will generate a tremendous amount of revenue for the state as a honeymoon destination.

2. Tax breast implants. From Beverly Hills alone, we should bring in millions in tax revenue. (Note: I am all-natural and I personally discourage the use of implants!)

3. Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense. This will help grease the wheels of business in California and stimulate our economy.

4. If I’m elected Governor, I will wire the Governor’s Mansion with live web cams in every room. We will create a pay site, and all money collected will go toward reducing the deficit. Californians will get to see their government in action - literally! (Also, we will have people from around the globe helping to pay off our debt, so it doesn’t all fall on the shoulders of Californians.)

5. I will create a “Porn for Pistols” program to take handguns off the streets. Dealing with the violence and injuries associated with handguns is a huge drain on our state's resources.

6. As Governor, I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will. These ambassadors will be a great help to California when it comes to such things as negotiating rates for buying electricity from neighboring states.

7. I will coordinate the state’s unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty. This will save California state and local governments millions of dollars, because we won’t have to pay for jury duty. It will also relieve those with jobs from the stress of serving on lengthy juries.

8. I will fight the federal government's attempts to harass the adult video industry. Adult video is an $11 billion industry that creates more than $23 million in taxes each year for the state of California. We can't afford to lose this tax base!

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You just gotta love this girl..... lololololol......
:rokk:

wargames 08-18-2003 08:33 PM

good idea sarettah. Time to do some research on her

cj 08-18-2003 08:56 PM

she makes some good points!

except for number 6 ... i don't get how pornstars can negotiate to make electricity cheaper :huh:

ulfie 08-18-2003 09:11 PM

If you hit up dantheman he can hook you up with her content. Seems to me it would be a good time to build some sites with her on it.

sarettah 08-18-2003 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Aug 18 2003, 08:04 PM
she makes some good points!

except for number 6 ... i don't get how pornstars can negotiate to make electricity cheaper :huh:

6. As Governor, I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will. These ambassadors will be a great help to California when it comes to such things as negotiating rates for buying electricity from neighboring states.

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lessee... assuming that most of the "power brokers" are lecherous old boys.... I could definitely see this working........

:yowsa:

Thanx for the lead ulfie .... :)

dantheman 08-19-2003 08:25 AM

Here's some stuff Greg Gregory shot last fall :)
content here Some good stuff to build with.

B)

Vick 08-19-2003 01:01 PM

Cloud 9 Entertainment (which you can promote though Cloud 9 Cash - see sig)
Now has Mary Carey as a Feature Model on all our front pages

Cloud 9 Entertainment will continue to Feature Mary Carey for the next few months

Jay Leno has invited all 135 California Gubernatorial Candidates to appear on his show August 22nd

Mary Carey appeared
Wednesday August 13th 8am EST -
The CBS Morning Show

Wednesday August 13th 6pm EST -
The O'Reilly Factor

Mary's getting a lot of press and this is a great opportunity to promote Mary and generate $$$

You can purchase inexpensive sets (as little as $5) of Mary from
Right Here

dantheman 08-19-2003 01:13 PM

Vick, GREAT idea bro :rokk:

Vick 08-19-2003 01:23 PM

Thanks Dan - I'm all over it :D

$ to be made for all


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