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cj 06-30-2003 09:40 PM

Hey everyone,

Meet Kezza, my baby sister ...

Some of you have met her in person, (She put Nick back in his place a few times), and some of you have worked with her before ... and if not, you have definately heard me talk about her on a regular basis ;-)

Be gentle, she's a board virgin :P

kezza 06-30-2003 09:45 PM

Now everyone is afraid to talk to me in case they offend you cj! Beware beware!

Nice to meet everyone...i've heard lots about you all as well :awinky:

Anthony 06-30-2003 09:46 PM

Hey Cutie! Welcome!

Nickatilynx 06-30-2003 09:47 PM

Welcome to the dark side ;)

cj 06-30-2003 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jun 30 2003, 08:55 PM
Welcome to the dark side ;)
LOL

no, she's working with me nick ... not you :P

kezza 06-30-2003 09:49 PM

Hey Anthony! What's happening! I hear you're in LA now...when are you coming to visit us down under eh?

kezza 06-30-2003 09:51 PM

Hello again Nick :angry:


Ready for another onslaught? Think ya can handle it this time mate? :biglaugh:

Nickatilynx 06-30-2003 09:53 PM

cj,
hehehehe :)

Now in Serge's absence...someone has to say it....

Show us your tits!!!! :bdance:

(runs like feck)

:devil:

un1t 06-30-2003 09:54 PM

how YOU doin...

Nickatilynx 06-30-2003 09:54 PM

Quote:

Ready for another onslaught? Think ya can handle it this time mate?
In a word.

No!

:agrin:

cj 06-30-2003 09:55 PM

I'll leave her to deal with you on that one ...
You know that's punishment enough ;-))))

kezza 06-30-2003 09:58 PM

Nick...only a privileged few get to see my tits. Those few are gorgeous, sexy, intelligent, sensitive, caring and must be real men.

Unfortunately...this time I'm afraid you miss out :agrin:

cj 06-30-2003 10:01 PM

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Nickatilynx 06-30-2003 10:03 PM

Quote:

Nick...only a privileged few get to see my tits. Those few are gorgeous, sexy, intelligent, sensitive, caring and must be real men.

Unfortunately...this time I'm afraid you miss out

Despite being the receipient of this burn.....

I do admire its quality. :)

kezza 06-30-2003 10:03 PM

Hey un1t....and who are you?

I'm doing pretty bad today...my first sick day in 2 years!! I don't know what to do with myself!! no wonder cj introduced me on here...to keep me out of her hair!!

cj 06-30-2003 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kezza@Jun 30 2003, 09:11 PM
to keep me out of her hair!!
um, if i wanted to keep you out of my hair I wouldn't have brought you to my home ... I would have told you to go fuck yourself ;-)
:P

Peaches 06-30-2003 10:07 PM

Welcome Kezza!! We've been hearing about you - ALL good!! Except Nick really bad mouthed you A LOT - a swift kick between his legs should solve that problem the next time you see him :awinky:

Any sister of cj's is...well, a sister of cj's, but certainly welcomed HERE! :rokk:

Nickatilynx 06-30-2003 10:08 PM

Quote:

Except Nick really bad mouthed you A LOT - a swift kick between his legs should solve that problem the next time you see him
Let me save you the trouble...........

kezza - "million to one shot if you hit anything"

:agrin:

un1t 06-30-2003 10:09 PM

go down to the west end markets and get some echinacea....that will sort you out.
im no-one.... :ph34r:

Vick 06-30-2003 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kezza@Jun 30 2003, 08:53 PM
heard lots about you all as well :awinky:
Hope we can be friends anyway :P

kezza 06-30-2003 10:17 PM

Vick..cj says you are a sweetie..so I guess you must be ok!

Hey peaches! you're a girl..so you are already on my friends list! Too many dodgy blokes around this place!


Quote:

Let me save you the trouble...........

kezza - "million to one shot if you hit anything"

That's because there's nothing up there nick :rolleyes:

BradShaw 06-30-2003 10:18 PM

This your lesbian friend who takes you with a strap on? Try sticking it in her ass and see if there is a corn cob up there.

cj 06-30-2003 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches@Jun 30 2003, 09:15 PM
Welcome Kezza!! We've been hearing about you - ALL good!! Except Nick really bad mouthed you A LOT - a swift kick between his legs should solve that problem the next time you see him :awinky:

Any sister of cj's is...well, a sister of cj's, but certainly welcomed HERE! :rokk:

Peaches, kezza is almost 21 ... is your son still single?!!??!?

:biglaugh:

Nickatilynx 06-30-2003 10:20 PM

Quote:

That's because there's nothing up there nick
Duh ;)

kezza 06-30-2003 10:21 PM

Bradshaw..cj already warned me about you. She didn't really explain too much about your asshole qualities..but thanks for clearing it up for me

cj 06-30-2003 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw@Jun 30 2003, 09:26 PM
This your lesbian friend who takes you with a strap on? Try sticking it in her ass and see if there is a corn cob up there.
Brad, your jabs aren't even funny

Go work on your prenup

Nickatilynx 06-30-2003 10:24 PM

Quote:

Bradshaw..cj already warned me about you. She didn't really explain too much about your asshole qualities..but thanks for clearing it up for me
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

or as I would say......and have ...

fuck off ,Brad,you pile on the asshole of humanity.



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Jun 30 2003, 09:33 PM

kezza 06-30-2003 10:25 PM

[quote]Peaches, kezza is almost 21 ... is your son still single?!!??!?/QUOTE]

I've been here 5 minutes and she's already getting me boys! Damn cj..I like your style! :okthumb:

Nickatilynx 06-30-2003 10:26 PM

Quote:

I've been here 5 minutes and she's already getting me boys!
Maybe you could hook Brad up with some boys too ,cj!!!!

ahahahahahahahaha

kezza 06-30-2003 10:29 PM

cj doesn't handle charity cases....

Nickatilynx 06-30-2003 10:31 PM

Quote:

cj doesn't handle charity cases....
ahahahahaaaahaha

Ah well.Better go swim with the wife and kids before I lose half :)

No prenup :(


:nyanya:

Nice seeing ya here, kezza :)




Last edited by Nickatilynx at Jun 30 2003, 09:40 PM

Robert 06-30-2003 10:42 PM

HAHahaha!.........Damn!

Welcome :okthumb:

kezza 06-30-2003 10:43 PM

ok un1t..i'm taking your advice..i'm off to the west end markets to get some echinacea

nice to meet everyone :D

Peaches 06-30-2003 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Jun 30 2003, 10:26 PM
Peaches, kezza is almost 21 ... is your son still single?!!??!?

:biglaugh:

Does she have an income? He needs someone with a job. :P

I actually have a recent picture of the little brat. You know, there were like 10 pictures in a row he's smiling in NONE of them and showing his teeth. I paid $4K to straighten those teeth, dammit!!! :angry: Well, he has nice teeth. :awinky: And this is my neice - he's not a father...that I'm aware of.....

http://www.onlinebeach.com/peacheskid.jpg

cj 06-30-2003 10:50 PM

Kezza just stepped out, so i'm going to muscle in ...

he is HOT Peaches!!!
All this time i've just been playing ... who knew you were hiding this cutie up there in the mountains!! ;-))))

I'm going to need that nurse soon :biglaugh:

TheEnforcer 06-30-2003 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kezza@Jun 30 2003, 08:53 PM
Now everyone is afraid to talk to me in case they offend you cj! Beware beware!

Nice to meet everyone...i've heard lots about you all as well :awinky:

We all end up ending offending Cj sooner or later!! :P Just a matter of whether we'll manage to do it ovewr something trivial like basic BS board banter :huh: or something that matters like family!! :cdance:

That said welcome to Oprano!! :rokk:

TheEnforcer 06-30-2003 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj+Jun 30 2003, 08:56 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Jun 30 2003, 08:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Jun 30 2003, 08:55 PM
Welcome to the dark side ;)
LOL

no, she's working with me nick ... not you :P[/b][/quote]
VERY good point CJ!! :devil:

cj 06-30-2003 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Jun 30 2003, 10:00 PM
We all end up ending offending Cj sooner or later!! :P
I take offense to that!!!!
:P

TheEnforcer 06-30-2003 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj+Jun 30 2003, 10:01 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Jun 30 2003, 10:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--TheEnforcer@Jun 30 2003, 10:00 PM
We all end up ending offending Cj sooner or later!! :P
I take offense to that!!!!
:P[/b][/quote]
I thought you might!!! :nyanya:

sarettah 06-30-2003 11:16 PM

Welcome to the board Kezza :)

almost 21 eh ?? Good age to be.....

I have a 21 year old son..lol.... and actually, he will be in Oz sometime this fall (your spring).... In the Navy, on a ship out of Japan.....

*KK* 06-30-2003 11:20 PM

OMG Peaches, he has so grown in the last three years! Damn!

Whats up kezza, haven't talked to you in a while ;)

gonzo 06-30-2003 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches+Jun 30 2003, 06:54 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Jun 30 2003, 06:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--cj@Jun 30 2003, 10:26 PM
Peaches, kezza is almost 21 ... is your son still single?!!??!?

:biglaugh:

Does she have an income? He needs someone with a job. :P

I actually have a recent picture of the little brat. You know, there were like 10 pictures in a row he's smiling in NONE of them and showing his teeth. I paid $4K to straighten those teeth, dammit!!! :angry: Well, he has nice teeth. :awinky: And this is my neice - he's not a father...that I'm aware of.....

http://www.onlinebeach.com/peacheskid.jpg[/b][/quote]
We keep on trying to give him work Peaches....

cj 06-30-2003 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarettah@Jun 30 2003, 10:24 PM
Welcome to the board Kezza :)

almost 21 eh ?? Good age to be.....

I have a 21 year old son..lol.... and actually, he will be in Oz sometime this fall (your spring).... In the Navy, on a ship out of Japan.....

Tell him to give us a call and we'll take good care of him during his visit :okthumb:

I could use some more men in uniform content ;-)))

PornoDoggy 06-30-2003 11:29 PM

Howdy, ma'am ...

Anthony 06-30-2003 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kezza@Jun 30 2003, 05:57 PM
Hey Anthony! What's happening! I hear you're in LA now...when are you coming to visit us down under eh?
Yep, in sunny Los Angeles! =o)

You working for big sis now? I don't know if this industry can handle the both of you. LOL.

SykkBoy 07-01-2003 12:18 AM

suddenly my sister act fantasies are in overdrive ;-)

PornoDoggy 07-01-2003 12:22 AM

You have a thing for Whoppi Goldberg, or black nuns?

SykkBoy 07-01-2003 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Jun 30 2003, 11:30 PM
You have a thing for Whoppi Goldberg, or black nuns?
Well, yeah, that too, but......
two aussie sisters?

just the accents alone would........well, I can't mention specifics in a family oriented forum.....

Hell Puppy 07-01-2003 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy+Jun 30 2003, 11:31 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SykkBoy @ Jun 30 2003, 11:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--PornoDoggy@Jun 30 2003, 11:30 PM
You have a thing for Whoppi Goldberg, or black nuns?
Well, yeah, that too, but......
two aussie sisters?

just the accents alone would........well, I can't mention specifics in a family oriented forum.....[/b][/quote]
I'd at least buy the trial membership....

TheEnforcer 07-01-2003 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy+Jun 30 2003, 11:31 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SykkBoy @ Jun 30 2003, 11:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--PornoDoggy@Jun 30 2003, 11:30 PM
You have a thing for Whoppi Goldberg, or black nuns?
Well, yeah, that too, but......
two aussie sisters?

just the accents alone would........well, I can't mention specifics in a family oriented forum.....[/b][/quote]
Hahahaha!!

Aussie and British accents are sexy as all hell!!


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