we need...mutt!
yeap,
mutt was in charge of
1) Sport Contests
2) http://opranoplus.com
3) "Pearls Section" maintanance
4) Pictures Content
5) New Product Developments
6) Bringing new sponsors and webmasters on board
7) keeping Oprano spirit high thru out the net


Mutt was a tremendous force behind Oprano's success and
we are all glad that his content/design business grew to the point where he can't longer spare his time, always a pleasure seeing "one of our own" successing!

Job well done on ALL acounts!

can YOU equal/surpass mutt?

send us e-mail to
michael@oprano.com
serge@oprano.com
if you think you can

Can i apply? :)

if you are serious,
YES....

I could do all of that except the sports. I can't stand sports :(

you are a DEFINATE contender for the job,
I read your interview,
you have a free spirit we all can benefit from,
drop me your contact info

I'm just a post whore! :P

you are a DEFINATE contender for the job,
I read your interview,
you have a free spirit we all can benefit from,
drop me your contact info[/b][/quote]
Well I'm your woman as long as you find SOMEONE else to do sports :P

Well I'm your woman as long as you find SOMEONE else to do sports :P[/b][/quote]
I am trying to convince Mike as we speak that WATER sports are the best
;-)))

I am trying to convince Mike as we speak that WATER sports are the best
;-)))[/b][/quote]
That almost sounds sexy.. We could call it the "Lube-O-Lympics" and we could have sponsors like KY and Wet! We could have all kinds of half naked chicks in rooms covered in plastic rolling around and measure who's nipples get harder faster.

Watersports? Hell, I can do watersports :cdance:

i need a new jobby job

Is it a paid job?
Do you pay in Euros ( :nyanya: ) ?

Can anybody actually >= Mutt ?


:hic:

Never mind my shortsighted reply above, I clicked straight from your email and missed out on the first one you got pinned.

I can put one leg behind my head, tie my shoe laces with my teeth, type 80 wpm, talk on the phone, stick a dildo in my ass, and shoot easter eggs out of my cooter all at the same time...

Am I over qualified?

Sabby

I can do this. How many hours a day or week does it take? It would be fun!

You gonna be greedy and take up BOTH jobs? *sniff* Where's the love!? :P

LOL, Sabby!!! :yowsa:

No fair....

I don't have a cooter !!!! :angry:

I am watching very carefully for any pro-cooter discrimination that goes on here !!! Very Very closely....

:rolleyes:

I am totally the man for the job! Is there a number I can call you at? Give me a call and I'll tell you why I'm the right choice!

Andrew
702-400-7158



Last edited by hibbidiji at May 29 2003, 04:06 PM

Sabby,
that NOT the qualities which made mutt famous
;-)))

this is a bold claim...

do you mind be interviewed right here?

here is the situation...

The board you are running is slow,
you got the dirt on one of your sponsors.

would you post it and stir shit, risking to lose his business, or not?

P.S. just to make your life easier...
you are working for BOTH:
1) MikeAI who always stirs shit and can't care less about bottom line

2) Serge, who cares about bottom line and very little else.

P.P.S.
as I mentioned earlier,
it';s not electrons, bandwidth, HTML, PHP, etc who run the Internet,
PEOPLE do.

so,
what would YOU do?>????

you said you qualified,
now prove it.

Stir it up!
People dont come here for lasagna recipes. They want to know if their getting ripped.
Yup
Stir it up
Andrew

(after a quick icq to Serge)
:)
Andrew

..and lose the sponsor whom you know for God knows how many years?

Andrew,
it was a correct answer, BTW,
finding sposors is easier than run the good and meaningful board

situation #2.

your sponsor is late with the check,
2 weeks late.

whatta you do?

you can ask me 3 questions if you think you don't have enough information

Why not? Expose the sponsor, bring more traffic to the board, and get bigger and better sponsers... as well as the fact that that sponsor will not pull advertising but fix its ways cause the biggest players in the biz now know about their "dirt"

Andrew

Serge, I would apply, but I'm afraid Mike would make me register as a Republican.....
;))))

just Mike?????

I am checking as we speak if one can ask employee to start the day singingh the National Anthem on the board!
;-)))

LOL
nice theory


have you ever seen a player fix their ways because of a post on a board!?

Sorry about the cross post

First Email the sponsor.
Then Call the sponsor.
LAST Post

Andrew

LOL
nice theory


have you ever seen a player fix their ways because of a post on a board!?[/b][/quote]
me? NEVER!
:-=)))))

e-mail is not answered,
and you don't have their phone...

whatta you do?

Quick question for you Serge...

What is the nature of the dirt? IE- is it the "dirt" personal in nature or business in nature? Money now is better than money in the future and risking money now for some dirt that is just personal in nature is different than risking that money now for dirt that has to do with business.

just Mike?????

I am checking as we speak if one can ask employee to start the day singingh the National Anthem on the board!
;-)))[/b][/quote]
I could handle singing the National Anhem, but if I were forced to put a picture of Ronald Reagan up near my desk, I might have to test constitutionality ;)

Post a question on the board asking if other Affiliates have recieved their checks.

e-mail is not answered,
and you don't have their phone...

whatta you do?[/b][/quote]
Call them out on the board, air the dirt, allow them a good debate to get sympathy...then send them an invoice for double normal advertising prices......

the nature of the dirt:
sponsor doubled crossed XYZ (Mr Woods, for example, whom we all know and love) on the business deal.

Andrew, what are you reffering to?

I assumed your question was referring to affiliate program not board sponsor.
Andrew

Andrew,
my question ARTE about board sponsor,
Oprano is running the board, not affiliate proggy...

I am not testing your knowledge of the Universe, just our businbess
;-))

the nature of the dirt:
sponsor doubled crossed XYZ (Mr Woods, for example, whom we all know and love) on the business deal.[/b][/quote]
That's business and that's worthy of a post because that business could effect yours. Now if you had said he was caught with a tranny hooker, for example, well then I'd keep my mouth shut because you can't invest back in Oprano with that lost money because you talked about something someone did with a hooker.

Noted, sorry about the mistake. I was assuming the question carried over from the dirt on the Advertiser.

Andrew,
you never answered question #2 but I have

Situation number 3....

situation..
3 months passed since you started working for Oprano and the Gross went down 7%..

your thoughts:

TE,
in the perfect black and white world that would be the case, but...
we are not working in the perfect world
;-((

Board buisness has LOTS of shades of gray

I'd light whatever fire was necessary to get more posters and more sponsers coming on board. Or if all else fails schedule meeting with Serge and Mike Ai to discuss raising advertising consts 10% with a net gain of 3%! Whens my next raise?

My answer to board sponsor late on payment would be Call them and if the phone was out of service of I could not locate the number even though whois or antything then what Sykk said.

Andrew,
this is the second time I am giving you situation without giving you enough information to give the correct answer...
you are NOT asking me the right questions
;-(