They always seem to find the body.

How do you dispose of it so that it is NEVER found?

alligators

Forest,

Great answer!

I thought you'd be fast to answer.

I dont have the stomach or nerve to kill or dispose of anyone

but I think if your going to do it Do it right.

alligators, sharks, are earths garbage disposal

look to scott peterson

the therory there is he tied her down with chains and cynder block to her knees and neck

what a moron...

dead bodies float eventually

speaking of

betcha Hoffa is down here in the swamps in a gators belly

the mob KNOWS how to dispose of a body

uhmmm.... Colin, you are not in my will.
just thought i would throw that out there.

find a farmer with a pig farm

:D

Hydrochloric Acid ?


Studying to join the mob now are ya :ph34r:

too many odors and bone is verry hard to disolve

Jeffery Dalmer tried that

along with Fava beans and a nice chianti

:awinky:

Ask the guy(s) who disposed of Jimmy Hoffa... :biglaugh:

watched something about a guy in Pakistan that was killing street boys and 'melting' their bodies down in acid and then pouring them down the drain.

Makes me kind of ill just thinking about it now, actually.

Yeah, that'd work [same with Naughty] but who would want to do it? I like Forest's idea. Throw the body to the gators and split. I was out in the Everglades in an air boat and stopped at one point and about a dozen gators came up to the side of the airboat.

Slav,

Was that Hannibal Lector?

Yeah, but look at the corporate contracts. What happens if you disappear?!

Body...

what body???

:D

no, Snatch

how one come up with topic like that early in the morning?????
;-)))

P.S.
Colin, is Amanda ok?
;-)))

Yup. She's at .. ummm ... school. :blink:

I have a couple small gators in the back from what the neighbors tell me

they got a dog a couple years back...

guess we could train them to prefer humans

I can set up an affiliate proggie

bodydisposal.com

where there is a will there is a way to make a buck



:okthumb:

get Lots of A1 and Bar-B-Q sauce, a big old Weber grill and invite 50 of the corpse's closest friends over for the party.....


Tastes like chicken btw....



:rolleyes:

What I do: Locate a fresh grave...

Oooh. That's a good one. Noted.

The fresh grave won't work. Think!

at least up here, most graves are 'cleaned' after about 10 years, in which case they will notice the bodycount doesn't match. With DNA and all that stuff, chances are the will know who it is and the body is found. Not saying you'll get caught, but the body will be found and that was the question:)


If you want the body to not be found, you really have to make it vanish, not hide.

Naughty,

Just to be safe, I'm sticking to alligators.

I wouldn't want to dig anyway. That's a lot of work.



Last edited by Colin at May 1 2003, 10:04 AM

Smells like pork. :blink:

There's always the old wood chipper...

Smells like pork. :blink:[/b][/quote]
Cannibals used to call it 'long pig'. :D

:biglaugh: I was going to say that, too Torone.

But then you need some carnivores to effect the "vanishing" part. Otherwise there'd still be material left on which to do DNA testing.

:biglaugh: I was going to say that, too Torone.

But then you need some carnivores to effect the "vanishing" part. Otherwise there'd still be material left on which to do DNA testing.[/b][/quote]
Among fishermen, there's a term...'chumming'...

Of course, in the city, there are always packs of dogs roaming loose...



Last edited by Torone at May 1 2003, 10:39 AM

No good. That would spray blood and guts everywhere. Tons of DNA evidence. Any method of disposal nowadays must eliminate any DNA evidence also. Very tough since even a tiny drop of blood will convict you.

Unless you can afford the "Dream Team". :D

I've heard a good way is to find a corrupt funeral director and have it cremated.



Last edited by DaveM at May 1 2003, 07:48 AM

No good. That would spray blood and guts everywhere. Tons of DNA evidence. Any method of disposal nowadays must eliminate any DNA evidence also. Very tough since even a tiny drop of blood will convict you.

Unless you can afford the "Dream Team". :D[/b][/quote]
Well, then, why even hide the body. Make it look like an accident..."Your Honor, I was just standing there, cleaning my fingernails with my pocketknife; when the victim came running around the corner and ran right into the knife."
"17 times?". :D

Gotta go...just got paged.

I learned from the movie "Hannibal". Feed it to killer pigs.

* Note to self: Work hard NOT to piss off Opranauts TOO badly! *

Geez...you guys are GOOD at this - and Forest already has an affiliate proggie set up for it??? Yikes!

Be afraid...be very afraid!!!!! :zoinks:

Shit, can I use polar bears instead? :D

Who's going to stop a girl with polar bears?

the problem with using pigs is you have to shave or burn the hair off the body first - as well as remove the teeth - bad for the piggies digestion...

the "Hoffa" way is no doubt the best... Find a large construction site with freshly a poured concrete slab... 24 inches or thicker is best... just be sure you poke holes in your trashbags first so the don't bubble to the top...

not that I'd no anything about any of this... :eninja:

Yeah, Hoffa is rumored to be in Giants Stadium in NY. Part of the concrete pour when they built the stadium.

unfortunately the concrete method also leaves evidence in the form of a perfectly preserved body since there is no oxygen for anything decomposition to take place. Also I believe since there will no doubt be air in side the plastic bag and so on, as well as just the body and bones, that its possible to find as a density abnormality if the site were ever investigated as a potential dump site.

I think so far the aligator / polar bear method is the best however any method that would get rid of the bones as well is preferable. However its also wise to take a ballpean hammer to the teen, just incase everything doesnt get destroyed in a fire or what have you. Dont need dental records still being able to be used.

For me i think depending on how much i hated the guy. Id go with breaking out the teeth - then burning the body in 55 gallon drum (poke some holes in it for oxygen to get more complete combustion and full burning. Then grind up the bones potentially using the woodchipper idea mentioend earlier but it would be best to get them to a state of "dust". Then dump the dust in a body of water and bring the drum to the local scrap yard and get 0.25 for the metal.


why did this topic get started again? lol



Last edited by Loun at May 1 2003, 03:05 PM

i got it, recycle it :)
turn the body into cruide poil

http://www.e4engineering.com/item.asp?id=4...48624&type=news

"In headlines today, a group of pornographers have been arrested for 100's of unsolved murders around the world, after a tip from an online chat board where webmasters from as far as the UK and Australia were offering advice on how to dispose of bodies."

Colin, you're scary!!!
:biglaugh:

I gotta know...why on earth are you asking US??? What is it about Oprano (collectively) that makes you believe that Opranauts would be good at disposing of dead bodies? :huh:

I think you need to be careful of the carnivore theory too...most likely something would remain, probably the teeth. And they can get DNA from the centre of the tooth (which is also not destroyed if the body is burned beyond recognition). Even if the carnivore did swallow the teeth, they would not be digested but pass out thru the body, and potentially could be found in the droppings (and then DNA tested). :)

Pigs.

Put a body in a pen of pigs, and they will eat everything, including the bone.

Best body disposal in the world... Meat processing plant that supplies dog and cat food manufacturers.

Grind it all up along with the other meat scraps they process and turn 'em into Alpo!

However, wouldn't they poop out at least a couple of teeth or pieces of bone?

I can picture it now, CSI Gil Grissom in a pig pen with a pair of tweezers. He picks up a tiny piece of a tooth among all the muck.

Go to commercial...

Goofy bed head guy in the lab checks the DNA and says it's a match!

The computer games out... might be fun lol



Anyone else think they need to make another version of that ad, indteas of oil... having it just be an erupting dick. (maybe its just me)

back to the regularly scheduled broadcast

However, wouldn't they poop out at least a couple of teeth or pieces of bone?

I can picture it now, CSI Gil Grissom in a pig pen with a pair of tweezers. He picks up a tiny piece of a tooth among all the muck.

Go to commercial...

Goofy bed head guy in the lab checks the DNA and says it's a match![/b][/quote]
Good point.

I guess thats how the guy in Iowa got caught that did it.

hmmm, maybe note the Lover 's ending in "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover"

"taste the cock, you'll find it the best"

<span style='font-family:Arial'>Sykky, I'm surprised you didn't mention
the classic... "Eating Raoul".

LOLOL</span>

how could I ever forget Paul Bartel amd Mary Woronov (sp?) in that camp classic? :)

The teeth arn't really a problem... All you need to do is buy a tin of Enamel Thinners and a tin of Enamel Reducers mix them together and it'll melt those suckers away...

You can buy them both at most hardware stores but R11(TH 0001) is the best as it's used in the heavy machine industry... nasty nasty nasty...



Last edited by Trev at May 2 2003, 09:23 AM