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Almighty Colin 04-24-2003 01:29 PM

The leader of one of Utah's largest polygamist sects is upset at polygamy being lumped in with homosexuality, bigamy, incest, and adultery.

Who's next? The Society for the Protection of Adulterers.

ulfie 04-24-2003 02:10 PM

I have a funny story about Santorum. Several years ago a buddy of mine was in charge of the local Republican party. He wanted to have a fundraiser for a local candidate and since he only had an apartment he asked if they could do it at my house. I said sure. The 3 big guests were former Governer Tom Ridge (now homeland security guru), Senator Rick Santorum, and Senator Arlen Spector. So, anyway, a few hundred invited guests show up and after about a half hour the big 3 are nowhere to be seen. My buddy is flipping out because he's trying to raise money and people are mad because they came to rub elbows with elected officials that aren't there. Where do I find the 3 of them? In my garage admiring my power tools. The 3 most powerful people in the state of PA are just in awe over power tools. I think I said something like, "Guys, I'll let you play with anything you want later but a lot of people want to meet you right now." I think they were all a little embarrassed. I'm not sure I did this story justice but it is something I will never forget. :)

btw, my impression of Santorum is that he is pretty much of an idiot wearing a suit. He doesn't seem real bright when he speaks publically and he seems even less bright when you meet him in your garage.

Winetalk.com 04-24-2003 02:19 PM

ulfie!!!!!

thanks, I got a swoit out of this story!!!
;_)) :okthumb:

sarah_webinc 04-24-2003 03:23 PM

the polygamy should be equally as pissed off that homosexuality and other things involving consenting adults were pointed to at all.

Almighty Colin 04-24-2003 07:47 PM

Two 28 year old West Virginians brothers practicing brotherly love should be pissed off too.

What's wrong with incest between two consulting adults?

SykkBoy 04-24-2003 08:04 PM

The Daily Show had a hilarious bit about this....

Almighty Colin 04-24-2003 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy@Apr 24 2003, 07:12 PM
The Daily Show had a hilarious bit about this....
What's the summary?

Sykk,

How you doin' man? :)

SykkBoy 04-24-2003 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin+Apr 24 2003, 07:14 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Colin @ Apr 24 2003, 07:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--SykkBoy@Apr 24 2003, 07:12 PM
The Daily Show had a hilarious bit about this....
What's the summary?

Sykk,

How you doin' man? :)[/b][/quote]
The reporter was telling about the bestiality and incest people being upset at being lumped in with the homosexuals...

...and a great line about "the Republicans claim to have a big tent, and some of these folks want a little place out back where they can fuck a horse"


Been good Colin, have the new checkmate proggie and something huge we're finishing details on....it won't set the world on fire or revolutionize the business, but it's something one company in mainstream is doing, but no one in adult is doing that we know of ;)))

Almighty Colin 04-25-2003 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy@Apr 24 2003, 08:11 PM
The reporter was telling about the bestiality and incest people being upset at being lumped in with the homosexuals...


Too funny. Why not? [adult] incest and bestiality are life-style choices too.

Almighty Colin 04-25-2003 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy@Apr 24 2003, 08:11 PM
Been good Colin, have the new checkmate proggie and something huge we're finishing details on....it won't set the world on fire or revolutionize the business, but it's something one company in mainstream is doing, but no one in adult is doing that we know of ;)))
Cool, man. Look forward to seeing the new thang.

sarah_webinc 04-25-2003 07:30 AM

whilst I myself have no desire to go anywhere near anyone I am even vaugely related to I don't really see what business it is of the gov't if two consenting adults want to be involved with each other. Against the laws of nature? Well, genetics has a way of taking care of that.

Remember, if we let gay people marry people will want to marry alligators next. :rolleyes:

Almighty Colin 04-25-2003 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc@Apr 25 2003, 06:38 AM
Remember, if we let gay people marry people will want to marry alligators next. :rolleyes:
I have no problem with that.

sarah_webinc 04-25-2003 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin@Apr 25 2003, 03:56 AM

I have no problem with that.

yup...no harm in cock to croc love

XXXPhoto 04-25-2003 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc@Apr 25 2003, 04:11 AM
yup...no harm in cock to croc love
...nor gash to gator... :P

PornoDoggy 04-25-2003 11:29 AM

What about Muskrat Love?

Almighty Colin 04-25-2003 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Apr 25 2003, 10:37 AM
What about Muskrat Love?
What about Radar Love? :groucho:



Last edited by Colin at Apr 25 2003, 10:44 AM

PornoDoggy 04-25-2003 11:41 AM

Love? Lord Above! Now they're trying to trick me with love!

Almighty Colin 04-25-2003 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Apr 25 2003, 10:49 AM
Love? Lord Above! Now they're trying to trick me with love!
It's a bribe. :o

sextoyking 04-25-2003 12:41 PM

PD,

I still kinda dig that song Muskrat Love. Mom used to play it all the time :)

PornoDoggy 04-25-2003 12:46 PM

Quote:

I still kinda dig that song Muskrat Love.
I have always hated that song.

Quote:

Mom used to play it all the time :)
I could have done without that remark.

sextoyking 04-25-2003 12:49 PM

:))

Forest 04-27-2003 08:46 AM

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/04/23/...ain550640.shtml

bush gives his support to him


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