Upon reflection of my position on the war on Iraq, whilke watching Fox News, I saw the error in my thinking and the posistion of the united states. I saw blood thirty soldiers on TV, wanting to do nothing but destroy, rape and pilage a peaceful country like Iraq.

I am ashamed that I support Bush over Saddam!! I do not know what I was thinking - it is now very apparent that Bush IS HILTER. All he cares about is OIL and hooking up all his friend, family and big business. He does not care about the poor innocent people of Iraq! Bush is a warmonger, and apparently the 73% of the people in the US are as well - though they are probably just the ignorant masses who are misled by US propaganda.

So I have decided I cannot live in a country that is home of 73% of the population supports a war criminal, an agressor, a rouge country that breaks all international laws and standards! Infact I think Bush, Cheney, Rumsfield, should all be brought to the world court for war crimes, and crimes against humanity!

I cannot live in this country for a moment longer!!! Can anyone recomend which is the best place to live in Canada? Somewhere in Quebec would be fine, I need to cleanse myself of being a "dirty American", maybe I will spend some time in France too!!

NO BLOOD FOR OIL!!!!

BUSH IS A WAR CRIMINAL!!

BUSH IS A STUPID SIMPLETON!!!

MikeAI,
glad I was able to convince you...

I see you and Katie in Tampa at French/Arabic Language studies Institute...

fuck you war mungers, we, the Oprano, abandoning the sinking US ship and moving to peace loving countries....

MikeAI applied for Russian citezenship and I for Canadien.

A few days ago, I think I would have laughed at this joke. Now I know better.

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The Soldier And The French Woman

The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the full length of
the train, searching for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was that
next to a middle aged, well dressed French woman and was being used by a well coiffured Poodle.

The war weary soldier asked, "Please ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"
The French woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and
said,"You Americans, you are a very rude class of people. Can't you see my
little Fifi is using that seat?"

The soldier walked away, limping on his wounded leg, eager to find a
place to rest, but after walking the full length of the train found himself
standing before the same lady with the dog. Again he asked, "Please,
lady, May I sit there? I am exhausted." The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans are not only rude but you are also arrogant and disrespectful."

With this the weary soldier very calmly reached down, picked up the
dog and briskly threw it out of the window of the moving train. And, sat
down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastises the soldier.

An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke in a very calm,
strong voice. "You know sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for
doing the wrong thing. You eat with the wrong hand, you drive on the wrong side of the road, and now sir, you have gone and thrown the wrong Bitch out of the window."

this si NOT funny at all...
throwing dogs out of the window is a CRIME against humanity!

Bush should be tried by war crimes tribunal for that!!!!!

and I bet you, he threw poor dog on the innocent iraqies chemical weapons dump,
blood thirsty yankee!!!!!

That is why I no longer find the joke funny Serge, I realized it would only encourage the blood lust of American Soldiers which they get from their ignornat puppet President.

I have to say I feel a tremendous release of pressure now that I am not backing a President who was SELECTED NOT ELECTED. It is nice to be on the right side of world view!! Its like a 2,000 lb weight being lifted off my shuolders!!

The UN needs to get into IRAQ now before the United States keeps planting more chemcial weapons in Iraq! I was watching the news that the US "Found" some chemical weapons - what a JOKE! IF Hans Blix could not find them, they they do not exist!!! They are being planted by the CIA, and Rumsfield's agents to justify this illegal, immoral war by the blood thirsty simpleton Bush!!

clap.... clap.... clap.... clap....

exactly!!!!!!

BTW, somebody in Canadian Health Ministry is readin my posts,
my appointment for suspected SARS cough symptoms have been moved to May of 2004!

Long live peace loving Canada!

Dr. Guille, I am going to turn in my memberships to any country clubs as well. I am through with all things "American", it makes me feel dirty!

Is there any place that is kind of warm in Canada, not sure how I will handle all the cold though.

Well, if you are through with all things American, you should really stop acting like an ass....

I believe its a patented US thing

:D

Mike, Mike, c'mon, don't fall for anti-canadian propaganda!

Canada is a VERY warm country,
the hearts of it's people make it warm and very healthy to live in...

well said, Doctor!

may I see you before November 2006?

Nah not acting like and ass Dr. Guille, I am working on my Holier then Thou Act which Canadiens have down pretty well. The, we are morally superior to Americans act....

I know I have some work, its only been a few hours since I choose to become a noble canadien!! You should work with me, and accept me....

Ah come on Mike, you know very well we accept EVERYONE! Even terrorists!

You should work with me, and accept me....
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you will NEVER be one of us!
(My petition for Canadien citizenship just has been aproved!!!!)

fuck you, blood thirsty oppressor!

You can see me anytime, Im moving to the USA to open a cosmetic surgery clinic.

Fuck curing old/sick people! Id rather make fake boobs!

You can see me anytime, Im moving to the USA to open a cosmetic surgery clinic.

Fuck curing old/sick people! Id rather make fake boobs![/b][/quote]
you gotta be ashamed of yourself!!!!

moving to US is THE WORST mistake one can make!!!!

you are risking becoming one of the elders who elected Bush by mistake!!!!

may I suggest Chad?
at least they don't have the chads problems!!!!!

Dr. Guile, isn't is funny to watch Mike squirm and stamp his feet like this?
I for one am enjoying it immensely.

Mike, you wouldn't like it up here in Canada. Nobody likes football, or basketball and we're far-left Liberals who will never change. :nyanya:

Serge - can you please check what IP MikeAI is posting from. I have my suspicions that someone has hacked in and is using MikeAI's name to post

For that matter can someone check what was left in Serge's coffee by that infamous and soon to be famous porn star Forest

MikeAI - if you leave the US for Canada you must forfeit your house on the Mississippi


Where the fuck is Dennis Miller when I need Satire? :P

Yes EC you are right, I am squirming. I am squirming watching the POWERFUL blood hungry American Army wipe out the Poor Innocent Brave Iraqi Army in less then a month.

I am squirming because in less then 3 weeks the Unites States found evidence of weapons of mass destruction, when the genuis Hans Blix could not find them in 3 years.

I am squirming that the most powerful nation in the world is flexing its muscle, that the quagmire is growing, and this will be the next Vietnam. One reason I want to go to Canada is to escape the upcoming draft!!!

I can learn to enjoy hockey, soccer, ice fishing, and what is that Olympic sport with the push brooms on the ice? I need to learn these things, eh?

oh yeah!!!

Vick, down with America,
long live Canadien Cretin!!!!!

Vick what are you talking aboot? Serge, Vick is part of the problem with the USA. He must be a typical warmonger, who thinks might equals right! I was going to invite him to come to Canada with us, to live in a nation that has wonderful standing in the United Nations. We can sit around and talk about all those morons south of the border!!

Leave Saddam alone, he was working to end the west nile virus by loading up "pesticides" into missiles and launching them towards populated areas where mosquitoes may be a problem!!

How are the mosquitos in Canada?

yes, Vick!
shame on you!

I am out of here to test zarin on Canadien moscitoes in Toronto!

We, the Canada, are the envy of the world!!!!

Serge, Vick, I found a website that might help us pay for the move from the EVIL, Racist US to the wonderful sublime Canada!

http://www.asmincorp.com/thenleave/thenleave_001.htm

Mike, I'm moving to France. France is the only country where the people have the balls to stand up to American imperialism. Bush claimed that Iraq wasn't disarming and that they have WMD. Well today, we found out once and for all that Bush is a liar. Sarin gas is not a WMD -- it's just a pesticide. Mustard gas is not a chemical weapon -- it's fertilizer. Bush should be impeached. I am renouncing my American citizenship and moving to France where the people stand up for what's just and right.

See, you want to go to Canada, but Canada supported the Imperialist Bush Administration in Afghanistan. No, I'm going to France.

Buff, I once ate a roast beef po'boy with extra Grey Pupon...

Later that night, I was expelling mustard gas for a few hours!!

I am just glad Bush and Rumsfield did not find out or I would have had F18 bombing me, an M1A1 on my doorstep with a few hundred Marines...

Buff, instead of France, how about we come to a compromise and go to Montreal? Best of both worlds!!

I too have now seen the error of my ways... Thanx MikeAI and Serge...

So I will start planning my departure from this evil country.....

But Canada ?, too much like the United States, Australia perhaps ? Again, they act and look like Americans, only thing different is the funny voices... Europe ?? Nope, can't do that.. Most of Europe has been allied with the Evil Axis (U.S., U.K., Australia) for way too long and the evil has probably rubbed off all over the place....

I know, I got it. .... It is on to Jamaica, join the rosties, smoke pot all day and lay around in the sun.... do the old Don't Worry, Be Happy thing all day long....

But wait, wasn't that actually an American campaign song at one point ?

Mike, I was going to mention curling to you, but I figured you wouldn't know the first thing aboot it, eh?

You could bring Stan up here with you. I understand that he is a big fan of Montreal smoked meat.

You though.... you look to me like a poutine and steemie kinda guy. Yep.

EC, I totally agree,
Canada belongs to Canadien!
http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?a...80f49e400c0efc6

P.S. did you finally learn French?

Serge, hey listen don't blame me you mixed up the checkbox when you emmigrated to the new world and got on the wrong boat!

In those days, your English was bad (errr rather... worse) :) and you mixed up Toronto with New York. It's true Toronto's original name was York, but how were you to know it??

Be happy where you are my friend.... :okthumb:

EC,
even you won't stop me from going!

I am learning French as we speak so I could talk to your inlaws in their native language!

Be proud of me, my Canadien brutha!

Please let me know the date of your departure. I shall stand at the docks, waving, cheering on your release from the evil bonds of American propoganda, and collecting all of your American dollars as you depart this evil place.
You simply cannot take those filthy green pieces of paper with you. They symbolize all that America stands for, with their Presidential faces and historical buildings.
I shall save you from the burden and shame of carrying this vile paper with you to your new homes. Simply hand it to me as you leave, and I shall find a proper way to dispose of it discreetly. No one will ever know it was yours. I guarantee that the disposal will in no way bring any further shame and humiliation to you and yours, and you may start your newfound life with a clean slate.

B)

Carie,
that was for MikeAI benefit only,
I keep my dough in the Maple Leaf Gold Coins
;-)))

hopefully you mean cretin and not Chretien..... he cannot die soon enough!!

Dunno if you know but 4th ID has some M1A2's with them. Doesn't look like they're going to see much action though.