You're always after me lucky charms.




Happy St. Paddy's day!
Now blow the froth off a few and read on good people...

If you live in the north where it's still cold and bleak
may your lawn be green within a week,
If you live in the south where it's hot and sunny,
shaddap and have a guinness and enjoy something funny.
This day be a day to appreciate how life is sweet,
so kick back and relax, and take a load off yar stankin feet.


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Wrote it muhself I did. :D

Yes, I love St. Patricks Day - in New Orleans everyone head to Parasols in the Irish Channel and drink Green Beer all day....

:gbounce: :gbounce: Only Icon we have that is green!!

There once was a freshman named Lin,
Whose tool was as thin as a pin,
A virgin named Joan
From a bible belt home,
Said "This won't be much of a sin."

Just a little limerick for St Patty's Day! :P

St. Patrick was a gentleman
Who through strategy and stealth
Drove all the Snakes from Ireland
Here's a toastin' to his health

But not too many toastin's
Lest you lose yourself and then
Forget the good St. Patrick
And see all the Snakes again!

Slainte!

Anybody see Maxim's Irish tribute?

A list of Irish drinks to enjoy today in our toast to St. Patty....but also some dirty limericks at the bottom that you can enjoy finishing ;)

http://www.maximonline.com/grit/articles/a...ticle_5101.html

MORAL HYGIENE
“Cunnilingus?” asked Paddy. “I’ll pass.
It’s true, you’re a beautiful lass.
But you’ll not win my heart,
You smelly ol’ tart,
Till you learn to wipe your own [noun]!”

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