and we'll vote who has the most creative one!

here goes mine:

Brad Shaw never had herpis
and Serge ALWAYS tells the truth.

Is there going to be a prize for most lame promoter? If so, I'm a shoe-in! :P

yes, it will be a prize...
The Best Female Board Whore will be featured in the next upcoming Oprano Flash Movie!

Oh Serge.... Didn't you know that you're supposed to have SinTalk phone sex lines like the rest of the big boys? You need to replace those lines! lol

:nyanya:

Brad



Last edited by SinEmpire at Feb 27 2003, 08:47 AM

Brad,
I had them since 1996...brings $300 a month steady, with no work or traffic,
'why bother?
;-)))

...because I'm a nice guy? :awinky:

Based on my experience that $300 with your other sponsor would be a larger figure with my program. Besides! I've got much more interesting vanities than LICK and SLUT... (lol)

:bjump:

Brad

Brad,
I am game.....
send me e-mail and I'll put it on,
I love phone sex $$$
;-))

Wow, that was cool. What just happened? hehehe :blink:

...sending email... thanks!

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Last edited by pimpdog at Feb 28 2003, 01:20 AM

Hmmm, ok, here's mine

Serge is right.

Sell some Dildoes and make some dollars

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Last edited by Vick at Feb 28 2003, 02:02 PM

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Umm i thought the topic said 5 LINES

:moon:

my favorit so far
;-))

My Content Converts. 'Nuff Said.




That suitable Serge? I wanna be a board whore, oh please oh please oh please! hahah

you know what we do with board whores, don't ya???

we FEATURE them in the movies
;-)))

http://www.oprano.com/studio.html

you know what we do with board whores, don't ya???

we FEATURE them in the movies
;-)))

http://www.oprano.com/studio.html[/b][/quote]
Awwww...Serge, I figured you'd have me pinned better than that now. Which side do you want? I have two really good sides. hahaha.. I've probably been in worse movies with better people, but then again, maybe not! Damnit do you have icq?

3522039 is me.

I should add, I don't smoke or drink, but I have WAY bigger boobs than the current board whore :P

me too but them most of me is bigger than her :)

yeah, even Serge does. ;)

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Last edited by Zebra at Mar 2 2003, 07:44 PM

yeah, even Serge does. ;)[/b][/quote]
I have stomach virus.... :barfon:

How about FREE BOOZE !!!



Last edited by drunkdollars at Mar 2 2003, 10:53 PM

yeah, even Serge does. ;)[/b][/quote]
LMFAO

boardwhore needs a waterbra

:P :D :nyanya:

does it have to be a new one or can it be tried and tested?!?!?

'cause you can't go past

"THE highest paying affiliate program ever"

:D

Here goes:

"Get some lines and advertise!
Since surfers are callers,
these ads won't be your demise.
They'll generate extra dollars!"


Are you down with Sin?

Brad

I promote nothing to webmasters
Too little time anymore
But simply had to chime in since
Someone said, "Board Whore" :awinky:


(I just figured this'd be the most appropriate place to share what I was playing with in Photoshop - hehe)

http://justrox.com/avatars/chip.jpg

Whoa... just trippin' out a little tonight on the wonder of genetics! :o