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*KK* 02-12-2003 02:29 PM

http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/030210/lam132_1.html

Ironhorse 02-12-2003 02:33 PM

WTF this is nuts, patent registered in 2002 :matey:

Nickatilynx 02-12-2003 02:33 PM

Brian Shuster from XPics owns the patent on exit consoles!!!!



He's back!!!!! LOL

MikeFold 02-12-2003 02:56 PM

...oh, nevermind....

Winetalk.com 02-12-2003 02:57 PM

for the record:
I never used exit consoles,
have no idea what they are for,
and will never use them in the future...

anybody can tell me who invented BLUR consoles?
;-)))

Nickatilynx 02-12-2003 02:59 PM

Blur consoles?

I know who did cause I saw it,liked it,and then stole it.

It was as easy as abc ;))))

Jeremy-RR 02-12-2003 03:02 PM

Where's Robin Nixon when you need him?

Will things like this, Acacia and SBC cause a change in the way the USPTO determines a valid patent?

RawAlex 02-12-2003 03:08 PM

haha... this is proof that the patent office is STUPID.

onexit and window.open are browser functions. The people who created THOSE functions for the browsers are the ones that should have a patent on the actual mechanicals of the process... that being said, the patent can only be on a very specific traffiic management scheme...

Even then, it isn't new.

Who used the exit consoles first?

Blurs, well, I know blurs - and they are the same thing, ya know? window.open, and self.blur() - both browser functions.

Alex

Hooper 02-12-2003 03:09 PM

I think things like this will have more of an effect on which island nation people choose to locate their businesses in.

Why does the phrase "leeches on society" keep popping in to my head?

MikeFold 02-12-2003 03:12 PM

this gets better...
My attorney has a saying (like many others do)
"Throw enough shit at the wall and something might stick"


http://www.ideaflood.com/apps.asp

kath 02-12-2003 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MikeFold@Feb 12 2003, 12:20 PM
this gets better...
My attorney has a saying (like many others do)
"Throw enough shit at the wall and something might stick"


http://www.ideaflood.com/apps.asp

Looks like with a load that big it has the potential to stick to everyone...

gigi 02-12-2003 04:13 PM

Quote:

Method and apparatus for delivering content via information retrieval devices
Errrm, are we talking search engines here?

Complete Patent Application

:blink:

[added]
Maybe I read it wrong....now I'm getting a patent on 'spyware'??

*confused*




Last edited by gigi at Feb 12 2003, 04:26 PM

KC 02-12-2003 05:17 PM

Didn't McDonald's invent the exit console?

"Would you like fries with that?"

*KK* 02-12-2003 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KC@Feb 12 2003, 02:25 PM
Didn't McDonald's invent the exit console?

"Would you like fries with that?"

Yep, they invented the rehash too... 'would you like to supersize that today?'

Mike AI 02-12-2003 07:05 PM

HAHAHA Man, the attorneys are going to have a field day with this one.

This is who the real threat to this country is .... trial lawyers!

slavdogg 02-12-2003 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KC@Feb 12 2003, 05:25 PM
Didn't McDonald's invent the exit console?

"Would you like fries with that?"

thank you, drive through..

originalheather 02-12-2003 09:48 PM

Geez, and I thought that Robin Nixon invented them..or was his thing the entrance console?

What a load of stuff.

I always stole all my stuff from Nick..whole freaking AVS sites, in fact :D


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