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Almighty Colin 01-24-2003 01:27 PM

The Surreal Life. Absolutely awful. Corey Feldman? ph34r:

The show's ONLY redeeming feature is Brande Roderick.

originalheather 01-24-2003 01:31 PM

Hooray! About to finally get Dish Network down here..been living with DirecTV Mexico for a long time, it SUCKS!

Now I have to get the second season of 24 watched before I can start watching the current season.

West Wing is another I"m looking forward to seeing. I watch very little TV, but my dad is a news addict, poor guy has been suffering without all his BBC America, CNN and other news.

Once it's in, I'm going to ask you, Colin, what the good ones are. I have no time to watch TV, but I still watch movies with my dad. What is it about men that they love to have a body in the room with them while they watch or it's not fun?

JR 01-24-2003 01:35 PM

I am sorry... but the new FCC regulations say that you cant say "worst TV show ever" without including the words Anna Nicole Smith in the same sentence.

Shann 01-24-2003 01:43 PM

Damn it I missed it last night! I loved the first one, but I saw Vince Neil takes out Cory Feldman! rofl Surreal life/celebrity boxing style!

Almighty Colin 01-24-2003 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JR@Jan 24 2003, 01:43 PM
I am sorry... but the new FCC regulations say that you cant say "worst TV show ever" without including the words Anna Nicole Smith in the same sentence.
In my book, Corey Feldman trumps Anna Nicole Smith in Misery Quotient ™

Sword 01-24-2003 01:46 PM

I saw a preview for this show, has it actually started yet? Talk about hitting rock bottom!

Remember when the Corey Haim/ Corey Feldman duo were actually "It"? Man how far they have fallen. I read a story about Corey Haim a while back. He became the cliche drugged out former child star. He's penniless now, and of course "hoping to get back into movies".

I imagine Feldman's story is similar.

Almighty Colin 01-24-2003 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by originalheather@Jan 24 2003, 01:39 PM
Once it's in, I'm going to ask you, Colin, what the good ones are.
History Channel but it's all repeats.



Last edited by Colin at Jan 24 2003, 01:55 PM

SykkBoy 01-24-2003 02:08 PM

Corey Feldman is still the shit....
as a true bad cinema lover, I can tell you Corey Feldman stands head and shoulders above the rest. Here's a guy who has remained working for a long time. Sure, most of his movies lately are obviously just cases where we loved getting the check, but his body of owrk has been very prolific. He is the king of direct-to-video and even had a hlarious directorial debut "Busted" a funnier than hell, especially under the influence of alcohol ripof of Police Academy "She was busted for jaywalking" if you've seen the movie, you'll know why that line cracks me up.......

Worst show ever? Inside Schwartz....yikes, that made Parker Lewis Can't Lose look like MASH

originalheather 01-24-2003 02:10 PM

I miss Bravo, A&E, History Channel, HBO, Biography Channel, IFC and a couple of network shows. That's all about there is that's fit to watch for me.

There's a new Science channel, my dad will love that.

SykkBoy 01-24-2003 02:13 PM

IFC and Sundance Channel are often can't miss television...amazing little films that no one has ever heard of....a ton of hidden gems....IFC even showed "Dead Alive" once.....

Almighty Colin 01-24-2003 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy@Jan 24 2003, 02:16 PM
Corey Feldman is still the shit....
as a true bad cinema lover, I can tell you Corey Feldman stands head and shoulders above the rest. Here's a guy who has remained working for a long time. Sure, most of his movies lately are obviously just cases where we loved getting the check, but his body of owrk has been very prolific. He is the king of direct-to-video and even had a hlarious directorial debut "Busted" a funnier than hell, especially under the influence of alcohol ripof of Police Academy "She was busted for jaywalking" if you've seen the movie, you'll know why that line cracks me up.......

Worst show ever? Inside Schwartz....yikes, that made Parker Lewis Can't Lose look like MASH

Yes, as a bad actor he is truly great. When he is just being himself he is completely pitiful.

MissEve 01-24-2003 02:23 PM

I watched it last night too and JESUS he is embarrassing! I actually felt bad for Vince Neil when he had to sing backup for his crap song.

Does anyone watch Dinner for Five on IFC? Its really good. Jon Favreau hosts a dinner in a closed restaurant with four other actors, directors etc and they just eat dinner and bullshit. One combo was Daryl Hannah, Marilyn Manson and Andy Dick, lol

Almighty Colin 01-24-2003 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MissEve@Jan 24 2003, 02:31 PM
I watched it last night too and JESUS he is embarrassing! I actually felt bad for Vince Neil when he had to sing backup for his crap song.


Same here. That was awful.

sarah_webinc 01-24-2003 03:22 PM

and here I thought I was opening a thread full of people chatting about Mamma's Family

T-Rav 01-24-2003 04:38 PM

Wow, I didn't realize how much shitty TV there is...

About the only thing I watch these days is The History Channel. I call it the War Channel, cuz 90% of the programming is dedicated to anything to do with War. I wish they'd mix it up a little more...

The Cory's rule...

Peaches 01-24-2003 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by Colin+Jan 24 2003, 02:54 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Colin @ Jan 24 2003, 02:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--originalheather@Jan 24 2003, 01:39 PM
Once it's in, I'm going to ask you, Colin, what the good ones are.
History Channel but it's all repeats.[/b][/quote]
:okthumb:

Vick 01-24-2003 08:36 PM

This is our life.
Jerri's making a cocktail. In Australia there's nothing to drink.
Brande is a lifeguard. With that rack she'll never sink.
Gabby's in the kitchen, and how she likes to rock!
Hammer he's a preacher. He likes to hear himself talk.
We got the blues - The Surreal Life blues.

Manny says he's a fisherman, but he shouldn't use it for his life.
Corey's getting married, but he hasn't told his wife.
Well I'm in Mötley. There's nothing left to lose.

Sitting in a jail I call The Surreal Life blues.
I said yeah!

We're all hanging in this house, this jail, these Surreal Life blues. Yeah!


*Surreal Life Blues - Courtesy of Vince Neil from the Surreal Life

Anna Nicole is the worst show ever now doubt
How did she ever escape the trailer park?


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