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Forest 01-24-2003 09:24 AM

quit comming to south florida and driving around with your left turn signal on all the time

Sheeesh dont you people turn right up there??? :o

Almighty Colin 01-24-2003 10:16 AM

Canadians. That's one group you don't want to offend. No one talks about the Canadian Porn Mafia
but they are alive and well.

Forest 01-24-2003 10:20 AM

are they the ones drive around S.Florida to the left?

do they ever get anywhere?

when I get old Im moving north and dirveing reallly slowww

RawAlex 01-24-2003 10:22 AM

That can't be anyone from Quebec, we don't use turn signals much at all...

sure it isn't some old russian guy? :yowsa:

Alex

Forest 01-24-2003 10:26 AM

alex

90% of them are from quebec

drives me nuttttsssss they dont even bother looking where they are going or mind signals

Do you all have Traffic signals and signs up there?

or is it something new to them when they get here?

<_<

Dianna Vesta 01-24-2003 10:38 AM

OMG!

Forest those aren't Canadians, those are NY jews. I told you that area would be crazy once season hits.

I use to live right around the corner in Highland Oaks. I fucking hated the traffic and drivers. Trust me, that's not what florida is about.

Forest 01-24-2003 10:39 AM

LOL

NY Jews with Quebec Liscence plates

OMG this is Drivers Hell

But its Paradise in just about everyother way

RawAlex 01-24-2003 10:40 AM

Forest, we all drive like taxi drivers on crack up here... two speeds, "speed of light" and "stopped dead".

If they are from Quebec, they are rejects from the last race to the grocery store.

Alex

Dianna Vesta 01-24-2003 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RawAlex@Jan 24 2003, 10:48 AM
Forest, we all drive like taxi drivers on crack up here... two speeds, "speed of light" and "stopped dead".

If they are from Quebec, they are rejects from the last race to the grocery store.

Alex

:D

That's too funny! Cudos!

Forest 01-24-2003 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RawAlex@Jan 24 2003, 07:48 AM
Forest, we all drive like taxi drivers on crack up here... two speeds, "speed of light" and "stopped dead".

If they are from Quebec, they are rejects from the last race to the grocery store.

Alex

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

verry funny Alex

Looking forward to seeing you in Amsterdam in April

kath 01-24-2003 11:49 AM

Hey Forest - we have snow birds from British Columbia here in California. They don't use those left turn signals but they do park between parking spaces every chance they get and like to run into people with their shopping carts in grocery stores. lol

Weird....but that's the complaint I hear most from our local left turn signal bleeper retirees out here in the desert. lol It does make for a nice change though from all the American retirees in Palm Springs. Gosh do they drive slow! At least with the combined Canadian/retiree traffic going on in front of me - there's always something to see - AND keep me on my toes! :)

But never fear....when it warms again up North - they'll be gone....and you'll be surrounded by American tourists with snot-nosed kids on the way to the beach! lol

:rokk: :rokk: :rokk:

gigi 01-24-2003 12:55 PM

Geez Forest...between you and MikeAI's problem with women drivers, I'm doubly blessed. :awinky:

JFK 01-24-2003 01:28 PM

Cant be me, my signal light is burned out ! B)

Shann 01-24-2003 01:41 PM

We have a lot of snow birds from Toronto too. But most of them are too old to be allowed to drive, that might be part of the problem. Especially if they are from Quebec! They're suicidal as well! lol

DrGuile 01-24-2003 02:12 PM

Yeah, you get all the snow birds from Quebec in Florida.

But I think the nationality has very little to do with old people driving like they're already dead! :)


And be happy, younger drivers in Quebec dont bother with turns signals at all. ...and they sure do think its more important to keep talking on their cell than checking a dead angle...

:headwall:

gigi 01-24-2003 02:13 PM

snowbirds = ??

I'm guessing elderly??

gigi 01-24-2003 02:13 PM

Nevermind....DrGuile just answered my q.....hehe

RawAlex 01-24-2003 04:18 PM

Forrest, I guess I am going to have to get booking... you got any details on the show, etc? I enjoyed the hell out of amsterdam last time, don't want to miss it this year... such a nice, relaxed sort of a place.

Interesting how mellow some webmasters get over there... :wacko:

Forest 01-24-2003 04:24 PM

Alex
the Dam party is differt than any pther show in the world

But then again the Dam is the most different place. :D

I know C has some great things up her sleave for the show this year

Im going over a week early this year to get aclimated to my Usual Coffee shops
=))))~~~

The time change kills me everytime :(



Last edited by Forest at Jan 24 2003, 01:33 PM

Nickatilynx 01-24-2003 04:25 PM

Quote:

Canadians. That's one group you don't want to offend. No one talks about the Canadian Porn Mafia
but they are alive and well.

There is no such thing a the mafia :)

Evil Chris 01-24-2003 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kath@Jan 24 2003, 12:57 PM
But never fear....when it warms again up North - they'll be gone....and you'll be surrounded by American tourists with snot-nosed kids on the way to the beach! lol
six of one or half a dozen of another.... ya can't win! B)

susanna 01-24-2003 11:15 PM

We send all of our old people to florida for their winter rest cause its too dangerous here for them to be driving.

:awinky:

Although I have a 86 year old grammy who still drives (when she gets home from florida LOL) and shes very good at it. Then again she drove since they invented cars.

why is that a weird statement....

Anyways we send them to you on purpose... ALL old bad drivers TO FLORIDA!!

cj 01-25-2003 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Forest@Jan 24 2003, 09:32 AM
quit comming to south florida and driving around with your left turn signal on all the time

Sheeesh dont you people turn right up there??? :o

you live in florida and you are complaining about canadian driving?!?!?!?


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
classic

JerryW 01-25-2003 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Jan 25 2003, 03:10 AM

you live in florida and you are complaining about canadian driving?!?!?!?


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
classic

The Canadians bring Florida driving to a whole new level of insanity :headwall:

They driving like it's snowing here :blink:

susanna 01-25-2003 10:04 AM

These are not just any old canadians... these are canadians who got their licences when there were dirt roads. I don't even know that there was turn signals in the cars for 20 years LMAO

JFK 01-25-2003 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RawAlex@Jan 24 2003, 01:26 PM
Forrest, I guess I am going to have to get booking... you got any details on the show, etc? I enjoyed the hell out of amsterdam last time, don't want to miss it this year... such a nice, relaxed sort of a place.

Interesting how mellow some webmasters get over there... :wacko:

Here you go Alex, mellow is good !

http://www.adultonlineeurope.com/


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