The facts of life according to . . .

Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things money can buy."

Steve Martin: "You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither."

Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."

Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."

George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."

George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal in women. Among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."

Harvey Korman: "Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building."

Groucho Marx: "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

Dear Vick....too funny.... :rolleyes:

Woody Allen is one of my favorites.

For Serge and my son Ciaran, I like this one:

I am an only child. I have one sister.
(Woody Allen: Clown Prince of American Humor)

For Voodooman:

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone you
love.
(Annie Hall)

For Brad:

I'm really a timid person - I was beaten up by Quakers.
(Sleepers)

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

ahahahahahahahahahaha

Thou hast really made me merry , sister :)

That's the funniest thing I've read in quite a while!

Now to use that to sell some of these Herbal products!!

Hit a nerve did it, Drav ?
:moon:

:lol:

Hard-ly. :awinky:

Sad, Nick. ... I'm thinking marketing and sales and money, and you're pretending you're on GFY!!

:barfon:



Last edited by Dravyk at Dec 30 2002, 06:51 PM

You can't be if you're selling that shit!!! LOL

And if I was pretending to be on gfy I would be posting pics of my cars ;)

You've got a valid point there! I can't disagree! :rolleyes:

This can't be gfy ... there's been 7 replies to the original post without the word "moron" in one of them.

Oh, how clever. :zoinks:

I have nothing against masterbation,
I just prefer a beautiful girl to do it
for me.


:gbounce:

on Larry King today:

King: "would you take viagra"

Harvey Korman: "Who me? that would be a bit like putting up a new flag
pole on a condemned building... but then again, i guess i could use it to keep me from rolling out of bed"
:scans:

JR I love your new Avatar. It reminds me of a M&M. I just want to eat it!

Yeah Yeah,

I bet you say that to all the guys.

:moon:

amen!


(and who is "Joshua" from Az by the way...
he like to stick forks at me, but they're made plastic and they break)

amen!


(and who is "Joshua" from Az by the way...
he like to stick forks at me, but they're made plastic and they break)[/b][/quote]
babelfish?