Suppose you were a small child -- on Halloween, one of the two following men jumps out from behind a bush. Which one would scare you more?

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...2885771334.jpg

or

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...2617729057.jpg

I've got to go with Michael Jackson -- 100 year old Strom Thurmond looks like the walking dead, but at least he looks like he was human at some point.

MJ - *shudders* :barfon:

i have only one thing to say about that



:barfon:

Jacko is just going to get weirder and weirder looking as he ages.

He was a good looking black kid, handsome even, still looked half normal when he did Billy Jean, then he just went off into Nevernever Land and never came back.

I agree! he looks pretty fucked up. He was looking pretty good there before he started fucking with his face.

They should use him in a science fiction movie or in planet of the apes.

This would be part of a fun "What If The Mated?" segment on Conan O'Brien