I think I've been rather good this year so I'll ask for one big gift....A jet powered motorcycle. Please Please Please.....

In black please Ken
:bjump: yeah :cdance:



Last edited by Gabriel at Dec 5 2002, 02:43 PM

oh and Santa aka Satan aka Ken
I would like a good running 1968 Mustang
the donkey that got lost
oh and 2 whores :rolleyes:

oh and spot me 4k in same/different :bdance:

If there is such a dude... here's my list

1) 30 foot Sea Ray
2) Indian Chief Deluxe - black, dressed out
3) A Sorrel Warmblood- 12 years old trained
4) Lucchese gator boots

Last but not least... actually if I get this done I'll buy my own damn presents....


NICHE CARTEL to get finish with it's fucking interface without delays and this fucking program solution DONE! :rokk:

3) A Sorrel Warmblood- 12 years old trained



is this some type of squirel

oh and kenny poo
i change my car to this
and you know who wants one as well......with deep door handles

http://autos.msn.com/merismus/Gallery/c439640a.jpg

I would like to respectfully submit a very simple wish, Mr. Santa/Satan Ken:

A hit on the stupid bitch that owns the lots next to mine so I can buy them from her estate and she won't be able to build her stupid bitch houses on them and I can keep my privacy :bdance:

That's certainly in line with the Christmas spirit, isn't it? :rokk:

Thank you for your kind consideration towards my well thought out, and not at all selfish, request. :)

he already spent a fortune on laser hair removal for your back


"R-n L-vi's next ex-partner!"

oh lord

GASP!!!! PEACHES!!!! OH MY GAWD she must really piss you off!

Wow, watch your karma girl!

3) A Sorrel Warmblood- 12 years old trained



is this some type of squirel[/b][/quote]
A horse- black or almost black

After carefull consideration I would like to add to my wish list : 2, 1 carat diamonds for the bling bling in the ears.

I know someone that buys them in bulk , cause they always be given em away.... :awinky:


note:
I will consider making Peaches wish come true if that would better my chances at the jetbike

horse - squirel, i was close

Hmmm - I may have some old earrings lying around....maybe we could work out a trade! :gbounce:

oh and osama ken lawson, I would like to ad

Lucchese sorrel warmblood boots - new

Heyyy,,,

I asked for the Aston Martin weeks ago!! Actually sat in one about 10 days ago.

Got those.. bought them myself ...means a couple of brides didn't get nice solitaire engagement rings.. I wanted nice diamonds..not the typical earring quality.... wear them 24/7.... got a 2carat solitaire pendant to go with them.

My kids tell me my license plate should read "Bling"

You are one sick little boy :inlove:

Back off PK!
You might have wanted before, but you didnt beg for one like im doing, so get in line! :P

Pfft... you gonna pay the insurance premiums?

hell no......well if my manwhore job takes off then maybe :unsure:

What the hell?




Last edited by Gabriel at Dec 5 2002, 03:43 PM

Dear Santa -

I am 26 but I still believe in you. I just moved to California. I have been a good girl for so long!!! I need a new home, a new couch, and a new car. I also would like some cooking stuff and a new vacuum. If you can throw in a bottle of Belvedere that would be nice too! Also don't forget my other half Gabriel. He needs a new motorcycle, some http://www1.overture.com/d/sr/?xargs=02u3hs9yoaj1UOQSCDRRDirzWKgozBZQVC7pPwuqgCN aRoUTYp9vFp1aaTnbP%2F%2FBvfD6yh%2Fun6JZrPO2QYyLwAG QXL2Lm8mGqLt7PWEIunIbj9JUKtW8HioOjUMqKI0KfvFpsop8t eylrRtSalRS%2BwEQaS0ySktRSsl4LAZGRSd63rFqzHeDu0%2B tYn43%2F2HR1g6KeEhiQ%2B753qubjDpH0N4T%2BkkEI%3D]new clothes[/url], and a new pair of shoes. Also don't forget my Cousins Paula and Cindy. My nephews Willie, Jake, and James. My neices Joanna, Leanna, and Ashley. My dog, Durango, could use some new toys and some http://www.iams.com/]dog food[/url]. I like toys too.

Thanks Santa! You are the best:)

Tonda

You guys have me mistaken for someone who could actually afford all of those things! You better find yourself a new Santa....one that has two nickels to rub together :)

Shok - Let me know how the manwhoring goes. I might be interested in giving that a shot! :)

Two nickels is all he's made from it over the past 5+ years! :zoinks:

(and a nickel and a half was from ME :awinky: )

the toughest nickel and a half I ever earned
all I remember was waking up in the corner crying with a shooting pain in my stomach :cryin:



Last edited by Shok at Dec 5 2002, 02:28 PM

You aren't remembering correctly Shok....you woke up outside after she kicked you out and she made you walk up her driveway....I know....she told me....hehehe

:zoinks:

That was your STOMACH?!! :blink: Oops - sorry! :(

Hmmmmmm, Ken above-the-Lawson manwhoring, if your serious let me know. I got 2 nickels you can rub......... :moon:

LOL, Gigi - he'd still be here if he had to make it up my driveway in order to get away! :gbounce:

Im tired of looking at that godamn dog, I made you a new avatar, either you or RRRED can have it hehe :awinky:

http://www.nuditycom.com/terror.jpg

Heyyy,,,

I asked for the Aston Martin weeks ago!! Actually sat in one about 10 days ago.[/b][/quote]
I accidently breathed on one on the way through WalMart's parking lot...and the owner came running up at full speed and maced me....

Hmmm - I may have some old earrings lying around....maybe we could work out a trade! :gbounce:[/quote]
Peaches we may have to resume the "diamond talks" now that my santa is pulling an Enron.

I accidently breathed on one on the way through WalMart's parking lot...and the owner came running up at full speed and maced me....[/b][/quote]
at Walmart?
are you sure it wasnt a Datsun? <_<

Ummmm where do I begin..

Shok
Shann
Axl Rose
A new house
And a plane ticket to somewhere really freaking warm until the end of winter!!

To end world hunger!

What that's not enough? Ok....A new Prime Minister! And a big big gun to shoot casinoboy with!! :rokk:

Oooh, Gabe, there's hope for me getting that land after all, eh? :bjump: I'm sure granny wouldn't mind me trading in some of her heirloom stuff for property :)

And Shok, I see NO cookies on that avatar.... :moon:



Last edited by Peaches at Dec 5 2002, 07:24 PM

Dear Santa,

I would like 20 unassoiated Merc Accts and for High Society to come back into the game and contract with me for 10m hits a week.

Oh and could you throw in world peace.

Hugs

Nick

ummm, it could have been...I was a bit groggy after the macing....
come to think of it, it was the parking lot shared by Wal-Mart, Del Taco and Mac Frugal....might have even been a pinto...these damn mace-induced seizures can play havoc with the brain..........

I've never heard you talk like this peaches!!

i think i like it!!!!

I've never heard you talk like this peaches!!

i think i like it!!!![/b][/quote]
It made me um...stand up and take notice too.....

any excuse to take the dick out LOL

Two nickels is all he's made from it over the past 5+ years! :zoinks:

(and a nickel and a half was from ME :awinky: )[/b][/quote]
geeez.. and I've given him my 2 cents several times ;)

All I want for xmas is to win the Oprano Pickem one week.

:agrin:

It made me um...stand up and take notice too.....[/b][/quote]
I'm a wee bit passionate about this - does it show? :yowsa:

I'm a wee bit passionate about this - does it show? :yowsa:[/b][/quote]
Note to self: don't EVER piss off Peaches :wnw:

This has to be the funniest thread ever on Oprano!!!

:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

Lyin' bastard....

Ken has more money than God.... :ph34r:

Ken went to take a shit at the Venetian once and clogged the toilets.
When the janitor came out he was holding rolls of $100's.

That poor shit dont cut it here santa....give it up!!