Hi my name is Whitney and work for the Megapornbucks team! I just wanted to send out a quick hello!

I look forward to chatting with you guys! :yowsa:

Heya Whitney - whats going on? Welcome to the land of carnivores.

Welcome to Oprano Whitney.

Fasten your seatbelt, and return your tray to its upright position,
its going to be a fun ride.

:D

hmmm a virgin huh ?

Thatys as rare here as someone with a six figure income on GFY!

:nyanya: :nyanya:

Seriously.Welcome to the gumbo :)

Please see Edd's HTML tutorial for further signature information. If you are Asian and petite and female he will provide all support at no charge.

C.

and you don't fuck on the first date either, don't ya?
;-))

nick, that's a big assumption .... how do you know that I'M not a virgin?!

:yowsa:

how do you know that I'M not a virgin?!
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no way!
you are bona fide PURVE!\
;-))

nick, that's a big assumption .... how do you know that I'M not a virgin?!

:yowsa:[/b][/quote]
Rhetorical Question cj.

We've all seen the pics.

:nyanya:

you've NEVER seen pics of me having sex ;-)

A blowup doll in a bathtub does NOT constitute losing virginity!!

cj,

LOL

I guess that all depends on what you call "having sex".

:nyanya:

Plus,

I DO talk to Lisa ya know?

:nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya:

>>I guess that all depends on what you call "having sex".

see, here's the root of your entire problem LOL

>>I DO talk to Lisa ya know?

lisa's never seen me having sex either!!!! ;-)

Do you work for Diamond Jim?

Michael, no she doesn't...diff company...and one that Jim naturally isn't all that thrilled about. :)

It's true, I've never seen CJ having sex...tho thru a hell of a coincidence I did have sex in her room about 7 yrs before she did. :nyanya:

Personally I'm heading for born again virgin status waaaaaaay too fast! :zoinks:

If only Julian could talk ...........

hi Whitney...im sort of new here myself i guess.

good to see you here :yowsa:

Lisa mega porn bucks is very confusing compaired to Porn Mega Bucks. Who was around first?

I guess I am going to start a program called ASR - Adult Services and Revenue....

:nyanya:

he does .... but only his mommy understands him ;-)

Judging by the domain reg (plus the fact that Jim is ermm...miffed), we were. :)

but there's room in the Gumbo bowl for EVERYONE here at oprano! So welcome newbies! :awinky:

What is "miffed"

I only know FILTFed
;_))

Father
I'd
Like
To
Fuck
;-)))

Miffed is kinda the same as 'not a happy vegemite'. :devil:

Mmmmm - Vegemite! :rolleyes:

Damn, I'm sorry you have to work for such unoriginal folks. why don't you just save yourself some reputation building and call your self Serge2 or something similar to save yourself some time like your company obviously did.

Announcing new program opening tomorrow:


Adult-max-cyber-entertainment-revenue-cash-bucks-money-dollar-service.com

or better yet,
Serge_ OPRANO2!
;_))

Is that a religious joke? :D

hahahaahahahahhaha
;-)))

ask LL, it was her expression
;-))

LL, don't you mean 'SILTF'?

;-)))

I had a CILTF once, she wasn't technically a cousin when I met her, but my uncle married her mother shortly thereafter. Now she's married to some Brit (pikey?!) and lives over there. Probably for the best. Not good custom to bang your only first cousin, even if she's a cousin by marriage.

C.

STITF as in "Studs I'd Like to Fuck"????

I like FILTF, because phonetically it sounds the same as "FILTH"..... :rolleyes: My own little word play....LOL

LL

*sons*
;-)

just in case the viagra runs out ....

:D