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Winetalk.com 11-19-2002 09:10 AM

Voodoo,
you can throw your 2 cents too!
;-)

cj 11-19-2002 09:22 AM

My Ideal Man - Back Row, Right hand side

Winetalk.com 11-19-2002 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Nov 19 2002, 09:30 AM
My Ideal Man - Back Row, Right hand side
IOW,
you don't really care if they are all mental patients of a local clinique,
you are just after the bodies, right?

Torone 11-19-2002 09:28 AM

Cj,
You're so...shallow! :agrin:

cj 11-19-2002 09:36 AM

is anyone going to make a point anytime soon?



LOOK AT THAT CHEST!!!!!!

Ladies, join me on this one ... click the link in my other post and look at Adam West, back right ... does it REALLY matter that he's braindead? (at least for 1 night)

wig 11-19-2002 11:42 AM

CJ, sweetie... Now that is gay porno. :yowsa:

Dianna Vesta 11-19-2002 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Nov 19 2002, 09:30 AM
My Ideal Man - Back Row, Right hand side
eeeewoww!

Good lot CJ. Now if they can cook, clean, give massages, make at least 100K per year and hung like a horse, they've got my vote!

Let's do a men of Oprano Calendar.

Nickatilynx 11-19-2002 12:20 PM

Quote:

Now if they can cook, clean, give massages, make at least 100K per year and hung like a horse, they've got my vote!


Well, 4 out of 5 ain't bad!!!!

:yowsa:

Edd 11-19-2002 12:21 PM

I was thinking the same thing, Nick! Too bad I don't make 100k a year! :awinky:

Nickatilynx 11-19-2002 12:24 PM

And I can't cook ;)


(OK I can)

Look horses may have huge penises but that does not necessarily make them considerate lovers!!! :agrin:

I can lick my eyebrows...does that get points????"

VooMan 11-19-2002 12:25 PM

Ummm.....

I am no guy rating system, and there's no doubt that I have no business picking on any of these guys physiques, but that guy's abs are totally fucked up. The left side is ripped and the right side is smooth... strange.

But then again, all sides of my abs are smooth and cushioned with a heavy layer of insulation. hahaha

Nickatilynx 11-19-2002 12:31 PM

Looking a bit closely weren't ya?

:yowsa:

Edd 11-19-2002 12:33 PM

Vooman - "You godda Bee onna you hat!" :lol:

Mike AI 11-19-2002 01:41 PM

Voo, I think you are staring a little to close.... you need to purge yourself with some hot chic.

:yowsa:

VooMan 11-19-2002 01:51 PM

I knew I would be in for some grief for noticing that. hahaha

If you read my post about what kind of women I like:

Here She Is...

Hubba Hubba! :inlove:

Mike AI 11-19-2002 02:11 PM

http://www.smallbikinis.com/thongs/176.jpg


She is cute, I did not know you like 3rd world girls Voo... she looks a little on the Latin side... Spicy! :yowsa:

MikeW 11-19-2002 02:13 PM

Just for you Edd ;-)))

http://www.wyldesites.com/beehat.wav

VooMan 11-19-2002 02:21 PM

Yeah Mike, I definitely have a weakness for Latin girls. :inlove: :wnw: :inlove:

I love those Sopranos sound clips. I just told Silent Bob our designer " you gotta bee onna you-at" but my favorite is good old Paulie havin' ta wash his hands...

Your average men's shithouse is a fuckin' sewer...

haha



Last edited by VooMan at Nov 19 2002, 02:31 PM

Mike AI 11-19-2002 02:31 PM

Vooman, I loved Christopher talking about the dead dog...

" poor thing, he must have climbed under me for warmth"

I laugh my ass off everytime I think of that line! :agrin:

Voo - Latin women are hot... of course I love all women. It is a problem I have.

Edd 11-19-2002 02:36 PM

Thanks MikeW - Furio's the MAN!

She's hot Voo! Ay, Poppie! Although personally for dark hair and swarthy skin I'll take middle-eastern babes - indian chicks are hot too! :ph34r:

MikeW 11-19-2002 02:37 PM

Voo - this is my fav. clip lol
http://www.wyldesites.com/foodfood.wav
:rokk:

VooMan 11-19-2002 02:53 PM

MikeW, that's a classic. I couldn't find the sound clip anywhere, but another one of my favorites is when Tony and Paulie go to Italy:

I ate enough to clog a wood chipper!

:-)

Mike AI 11-19-2002 02:55 PM

Ed I am glad we will never have to fight over girls.... While I love beauty of all kinds, I am an European kinda guy....

:biglaugh:

Grimm loves the Asian continent - Billy is big on Africam and now Edd with India...

Edd 11-19-2002 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Nov 19 2002, 03:03 PM
Ed I am glad we will never have to fight over girls.... While I love beauty of all kinds, I am an European kinda guy....

:biglaugh:

Grimm loves the Asian continent - Billy is big on Africam and now Edd with India...

Well you know I lean to brunettes, Mike - and all the indian and middle-east babes are brunettes - the good ones anyway! I'm down with asian chicks too, as you WELL know... :awinky:

What can we say - we're International! :yowsa:


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